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By *ine of Booty OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow/ Manchester

What three items will you make sure you will have in abundance at home should you be forced to self isolate/ quarantine for two weeks?

We will have:

plenty waterwipes (water based aftersex wipes).

Cookies

Diet Coke.

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one...

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By *ine of Booty OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow/ Manchester


"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one..."

I nearly cried when all the Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion were gone!! Also the Kettle Chips!! Ok maybe a bit dramatic...but still

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Jesus - ok ok

So, 6 boxes of crisps

20 packs of kettle chips.

20 bottles of Diet Coke

Gonna need a lorry

What else do I need to get??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat night on way home from CJs I bought a 6 pack of mcoys max omg best crisps ever in the world love all the max flavours and I'm not a crisp fan, HID them as bought the kids 2x36 packs of different flavours, also bought multipack biscuits you know the ones has custard creams and bourbons yep hid them too, woke up yesterday late on and they were all gone!!!

Fucking savages so they are

Anyhow for me it has to be fruit,teabags and milk

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Good wine

Dark chocolate

Tea (preferably oolong!)

K

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one..."

An enforced break from the flavoured thin golden carbs is probably what I really need. (My comfort food).

My 3 things - my kindle, soft drinks and the occasional glass of 18yo malt.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"Jesus - ok ok

So, 6 boxes of crisps

20 packs of kettle chips.

20 bottles of Diet Coke

Gonna need a lorry

What else do I need to get?? "

Ex lax?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one...

An enforced break from the flavoured thin golden carbs is probably what I really need. (My comfort food).

My 3 things - my kindle, soft drinks and the occasional glass of 18yo malt.

"

Must admit not drinking. I will miss enjoying a toast or a good malt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoke to an elderly lady today she said I’m going to have to say indoors for four months so I got the essentials in bread milk and vodka pmsl

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one...

An enforced break from the flavoured thin golden carbs is probably what I really need. (My comfort food).

My 3 things - my kindle, soft drinks and the occasional glass of 18yo malt.

Must admit not drinking. I will miss enjoying a toast or a good malt "

Occasional - you can count the number of alcoholic drinks I have in a year in single figures...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one...

An enforced break from the flavoured thin golden carbs is probably what I really need. (My comfort food).

My 3 things - my kindle, soft drinks and the occasional glass of 18yo malt.

Must admit not drinking. I will miss enjoying a toast or a good malt

Occasional - you can count the number of alcoholic drinks I have in a year in single figures...

"

Same I'd much rather a nice cuppa tea than alcohol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Sat night on way home from CJs I bought a 6 pack of mcoys max omg best crisps ever in the world love all the max flavours and I'm not a crisp fan, HID them as bought the kids 2x36 packs of different flavours, also bought multipack biscuits you know the ones has custard creams and bourbons yep hid them too, woke up yesterday late on and they were all gone!!!

Fucking savages so they are

Anyhow for me it has to be fruit,teabags and milk "

Ok...I draw the line at fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one..."

I got the last of the roast chicken crisps on Morrison’s today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco have Pringles and Doritos on half price... those and wine

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Spoke to an elderly lady today she said I’m going to have to say indoors for four months so I got the essentials in bread milk and vodka pmsl "

The milk curdles in the vodka....what a night that was....full Sundwy roast chicken ate at 4am

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By *olly90Woman
over a year ago

Arbroath

My 3 thongs other than my daughter and pups haha.

1. Chocolate

2 wine

3 coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 3 thongs other than my daughter and pups haha.

1. Chocolate

2 wine

3 coffee"

3 thongs? Are they lucky ones

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one...

I got the last of the roast chicken crisps on Morrison’s today "

Prick

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one...

I nearly cried when all the Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion were gone!! Also the Kettle Chips!! Ok maybe a bit dramatic...but still "

It was the McCoy's salt and vinegar that broke my spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit I fully stocked up on all rounds of ammunition a few weeks back just incase all went to shit

if the supermarkets run out, we in Scotland have a vast supply of deer on our doorstep

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Coffee

Chocolate

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

Condoms

A woman

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands


" Coffee

Condoms

A woman

"
infra red thermometer and a shotgun

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same.

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

Whisky

Logs

Soup

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By *ine of Booty OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow/ Manchester


"You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same. "

Actually wouldn’t be surprised to find them in the middle of Lidl. They have everything, go there for fruit and frozen food, come home with slippers that are also remote controls and a toaster that doubles up as a soap dispenser

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik


"You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same.

Actually wouldn’t be surprised to find them in the middle of Lidl. They have everything, go there for fruit and frozen food, come home with slippers that are also remote controls and a toaster that doubles up as a soap dispenser "

You can only purchase 4 canoes per person now for the foreseeable

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By *ine of Booty OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow/ Manchester


"You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same.

Actually wouldn’t be surprised to find them in the middle of Lidl. They have everything, go there for fruit and frozen food, come home with slippers that are also remote controls and a toaster that doubles up as a soap dispenser

You can only purchase 4 canoes per person now for the foreseeable "

Oars are £10 each...which is a bargain as they are also toothbrushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same. "

"Wok.....check....

Ladies leopard print onesie.....check....

Scented candles....check

AK-47...check"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same.

"Wok.....check....

Ladies leopard print onesie.....check....

Scented candles....check

AK-47...check"

"

You forgot family pack of curly wurlys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same.

"Wok.....check....

Ladies leopard print onesie.....check....

Scented candles....check

AK-47...check"

You forgot family pack of curly wurlys "

They don't make it out the car park

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By *eddy and legsCouple
over a year ago

the wetlands

Speaking of Lidl, they said they only allow old people in during a couple of hours in the morning

Respect we thought

Went there about 12 and the old bastards had cleaned the place out ffs, not even a packet of rich tea

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