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By *ighlander80884 OP Man
over a year ago

Inverness

Just gonnae no

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/5386787/coronavirus-hand-sanitiser-lube-sex/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtaf

why would you?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun is fake news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just gonnae no

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/fabulous/5386787/coronavirus-hand-sanitiser-lube-sex/"

Might have known coming from one of the worst newspapers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's hilarious.. what about this part of the article - Some people have found out the hard way, with one Reddit user recently opening up about their sore experience.

"Today, I found out that using a certain hand sanitiser as masturbation lube will put you in the hospital and result in having to wear an adult diaper for a week". Suppose he willnaw need to worry about Tesco running out of loo roll if he's in a Pampers

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By *nowy and the GruffaloCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Last weekend I thought it was very nice that there were containers of hand sanitiser in the rooms at CJ’s.

Turns out it wasn’t hand sanitiser.

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ouch ouch ouch

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By *ishaw cucksCouple
over a year ago

wishaw

Nothing beats cleaning yer arse with that rag newspaper I'm away back into quarantine love you all xx

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