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The Friday "Fantasy Fancy Dress" fab bar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dress up in your sexiest, seductive or silly costume.. Grab a drink, hand sanitiser freely available. Condoms for fingers upon request.. Have a good Friday one and all. I'll open with the Police classic. "Don't Stand So Close To Me."

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I’ve got my hazmat suit and my bendy straw.

Can I have a cocacola please - I need to drive later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve got my hazmat suit and my bendy straw.

Can I have a cocacola please - I need to drive later "

Coming up..

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I’ve got my hazmat suit and my bendy straw.

Can I have a cocacola please - I need to drive later

Coming up.. "

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm totally in denial so here as Cleopatra...get it? I'll have Walk Like an Egyptian, and a pint of asses milk please Jack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooer I'm away to look in my wardrobe - in the meantime I'll have a large malbec please Jack and after your song can you play Mayonaisse by the Smashing Pumpkins please

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

I'm walking through the door Jack dressed in my best Cowboy outfit....yeeehar Jack slide me a straight Burbon over the bar....1 glass and 1 bottle bartender.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm totally in denial so here as Cleopatra...get it? I'll have Walk Like an Egyptian, and a pint of asses milk please Jack. "

How about a pint of milk POURED by an ass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooer I'm away to look in my wardrobe - in the meantime I'll have a large malbec please Jack and after your song can you play Mayonaisse by the Smashing Pumpkins please "

I'll play the "radio" version... It's light, allegedly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm walking through the door Jack dressed in my best Cowboy outfit....yeeehar Jack slide me a straight Burbon over the bar....1 glass and 1 bottle bartender."

Want miss kitty to set you up with a nice hooker too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm totally in denial so here as Cleopatra...get it? I'll have Walk Like an Egyptian, and a pint of asses milk please Jack. "

I'm dressed as an Egyptian Mummy...wrapped fae head tae toe in the last available 4 rolls of bog roll from Asda.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I stripped off my silly outfit at the door, so just my birthday suit, nitrile gloves and a face mask left.

Pint of virucidal disinfectant and a straw please, barman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stripped off my silly outfit at the door, so just my birthday suit, nitrile gloves and a face mask left.

Pint of virucidal disinfectant and a straw please, barman. "

A pint of turps coming right up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a grey goose and slimline tonic pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a grey goose and slimline tonic pls "

Hope you enjoy it. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you "

Anytime x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling sorry for myself in my pj's.

I need a nice single malt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling sorry for myself in my pj's.

I need a nice single malt "

Come sit by me.. That's enough to make anyone feel better about themselves.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Ooh love a bit of fancy dress! Think tonight I'll go for cowgirl.

A large brandy please Jack when you've got a moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooh love a bit of fancy dress! Think tonight I'll go for cowgirl.

A large brandy please Jack when you've got a moment "

I'll go for reverse cowgirl.. Enjoy the brandy.

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Two empire biscuits and yum yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two empire biscuits and yum yum "

You've got it.. With little jellies on top..

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

With the current apocalyptic viral pandemic, can I have a zombie please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With the current apocalyptic viral pandemic, can I have a zombie please "

A virgin zombie coming up

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