FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Scotland

fugy uks wedding present

Jump to newest
 

By *ir laugh a lot OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

As many will now be aware Big k has purchased a wedding dress and i thought it might be a good idea if his friends clubbed together and bought fugy a wedding present i suggested a flymo but fugy said it wouldnt be up to the job as big k wouldnt be able to see his wood for the trees so i suggested a john deere sit on but Big k stated if anyone was doing any sitting it would be her on his face as fugy claims patak is such an amazing fertilizer i thought since he ignored both myself or droopy as best man and chose the two T boys you know who they are we could arrange his gift over a curry to get him used to living with the smell and then spend the day in a garden centre as after he picks his lawnmower we could maybe spend any extra money on planters or cactus to match his hairy lawn as a friend of fugy i would like to ask you for suitable gift ideas and if you have any old tractors ,combine harvesters ,or other ideas Thanks for your help and i wanted to wish fugy as much good luck as i can the poor sods goint to need it just in case fugy decides to sue me this is just a joke or errrr is it I have seen the love between them in the room cheers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matching his and hers sheep onesies

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

Hahaha. Brilliant.

I'll take some sheep ta

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Matching his and hers sheep onesies "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales


"As many will now be aware Big k has purchased a wedding dress and i thought it might be a good idea if his friends clubbed together and bought fugy a wedding present i suggested a flymo but fugy said it wouldnt be up to the job as big k wouldnt be able to see his wood for the trees so i suggested a john deere sit on but Big k stated if anyone was doing any sitting it would be her on his face as fugy claims patak is such an amazing fertilizer i thought since he ignored both myself or droopy as best man and chose the two T boys you know who they are we could arrange his gift over a curry to get him used to living with the smell and then spend the day in a garden centre as after he picks his lawnmower we could maybe spend any extra money on planters or cactus to match his hairy lawn as a friend of fugy i would like to ask you for suitable gift ideas and if you have any old tractors ,combine harvesters ,or other ideas Thanks for your help and i wanted to wish fugy as much good luck as i can the poor sods goint to need it just in case fugy decides to sue me this is just a joke or errrr is it I have seen the love between them in the room cheers"

I have loads of ideas here............ but they may kill me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales


"Hahaha. Brilliant.

I'll take some sheep ta

"

What?????? Not the dogs????

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

whens the big day i will knit him a wee willy warmer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ir laugh a lot OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

he won't need a willy warmer she comes wie a fur coat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Monopoly set. So he’s got a couple of get out of jail cards up his sleeve.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll throw in a case of tinned tomatoes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

pmsl make it a crate

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Will throw in a loo roll for fugys tears

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will give u a hamper which includes

..disinfected wipes

..veet make that x2 just incase

..lube scrap that she has enough discharge ul need bog roll

..pegs ur gonna need these for ur nose when ur down there

..patak curry jars well u never no u might be hungry

..eyebrow tattoo voucher think big K needs redone there faded

.. some sex toys

..cuddly sheep

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Hahaha. Brilliant.

I'll take some sheep ta

What?????? Not the dogs????"

I'm in a lazy mood stu

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

Ta for all the pressies folks

Me n the new Mrs appreciate them all

And not a single jar of Patak in sight

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ta for all the pressies folks

Me n the new Mrs appreciate them all

And not a single jar of Patak in sight

"

Scandalous you should out it at the top. Of the wish list

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi i had.it in the hamper lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Oi i had.it in the hamper lol"

Haha. I missed it in the list

So sorry

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending mrs j toenail clippings over mate . Send ur addy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top