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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That make you ponder ...

Is the “s” or the “c” silent in the word scent...

What do you ponder?

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By *arlosF2019Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"That make you ponder ...

Is the “s” or the “c” silent in the word scent...

What do you ponder? "

The c is silent

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By *arlosF2019Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"That make you ponder ...

Is the “s” or the “c” silent in the word scent...

What do you ponder? "

I ponder will you or will you not ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who picks up a guide dogs shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does a blind person know when they're arse is properly cleaned and wiped after having a shite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the first person to milk a cow thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were born deaf, what language would you think in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the light you see when you die is actually you being pushed out of a vagina into your new life?

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

If you are trying to fail and you succeed, have you failed or succeeded

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

If a one eyed person closes their eye are they winking or blinking

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Why do we cook bacon but bake cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your parents taught you not to speak to strangers, how did you ever make new friends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I pulled the wings off a fly, would it be called a walk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camera lenses are round but pictures are square/rectangular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there a D in fridge but not in refrigerator?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is sand called sand because its between the sea and land?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is sand called sand because its between the sea and land?"

It would appear you “ ponder “ a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! "
Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol"

My hobbies include riding my motorbike and going to the gym....cant do either with this arm unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That make you ponder ...

Is the “s” or the “c” silent in the word scent...

What do you ponder?

I ponder will you or will you not ? "

I'm glad you answered that for me as to the latter... I'll ponder that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I pulled the wings off a fly, would it be called a walk?"

I'm still pondering all the others but this one is easy... it's called a skyraisin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What was the first person to milk a cow thinking."

One day this will be a mochachocaskinnylattewithasaltedcaramelshot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I pulled the wings off a fly, would it be called a walk?

I'm still pondering all the others but this one is easy... it's called a skyraisin "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you are trying to fail and you succeed, have you failed or succeeded"

YES!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is sand called sand because its between the sea and land?

It would appear you “ ponder “ a lot "

Lol, but there is a lot to ponder it would seem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do we cook bacon but bake cookies"

I grill it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol

My hobbies include riding my motorbike and going to the gym....cant do either with this arm unfortunately. "

At least you can still ponder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol"

He's taking up pondering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol

He's taking up pondering "

I've taken up fab forums to pass the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol

He's taking up pondering

I've taken up fab forums to pass the time "

Well if that doesn't make you ponder I don't know what will

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By *ine of BootyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow/ Manchester

I always thought the second ‘s’ at the end of Needles was just Needless...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol

He's taking up pondering

I've taken up fab forums to pass the time

Well if that doesn't make you ponder I don't know what will "

It has certainly opened my eyes, made me gag a few times and gave me a boner here and there too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol

He's taking up pondering

I've taken up fab forums to pass the time

Well if that doesn't make you ponder I don't know what will

It has certainly opened my eyes, made me gag a few times and gave me a boner here and there too! "

Sounds about right lol Not the best weather to be out on a bike just now anyway. Stay in the forums where it's (relatively) safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol

He's taking up pondering

I've taken up fab forums to pass the time

Well if that doesn't make you ponder I don't know what will

It has certainly opened my eyes, made me gag a few times and gave me a boner here and there too!

Sounds about right lol Not the best weather to be out on a bike just now anyway. Stay in the forums where it's (relatively) safe "

Oh I shall. You'll need to keep me company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to take my bike out yesterday and yes got soaked to the skin.

Using Forums as a new hobby becomes addictive and you start to spout utter pish,

Some of your conundrums were quite funny though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought the second ‘s’ at the end of Needles was just Needless..."

That did make me ponder... needlessly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol

He's taking up pondering

I've taken up fab forums to pass the time

Well if that doesn't make you ponder I don't know what will

It has certainly opened my eyes, made me gag a few times and gave me a boner here and there too!

Sounds about right lol Not the best weather to be out on a bike just now anyway. Stay in the forums where it's (relatively) safe

Oh I shall. You'll need to keep me company. "

I do have my own helmet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol

He's taking up pondering

I've taken up fab forums to pass the time

Well if that doesn't make you ponder I don't know what will

It has certainly opened my eyes, made me gag a few times and gave me a boner here and there too!

Sounds about right lol Not the best weather to be out on a bike just now anyway. Stay in the forums where it's (relatively) safe

Oh I shall. You'll need to keep me company.

I do have my own helmet lol "

Are we talking "crash" or "shaft"?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol

He's taking up pondering

I've taken up fab forums to pass the time

Well if that doesn't make you ponder I don't know what will

It has certainly opened my eyes, made me gag a few times and gave me a boner here and there too!

Sounds about right lol Not the best weather to be out on a bike just now anyway. Stay in the forums where it's (relatively) safe

Oh I shall. You'll need to keep me company.

I do have my own helmet lol

Are we talking "crash" or "shaft"?! "

Is that a ponder??? (Crash)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 months off work after an operation and boredom has set in! Looks like you need a hobby or to get back to work lol

He's taking up pondering

I've taken up fab forums to pass the time

Well if that doesn't make you ponder I don't know what will

It has certainly opened my eyes, made me gag a few times and gave me a boner here and there too!

Sounds about right lol Not the best weather to be out on a bike just now anyway. Stay in the forums where it's (relatively) safe

Oh I shall. You'll need to keep me company.

I do have my own helmet lol

Are we talking "crash" or "shaft"?!

Is that a ponder??? (Crash) "

It was indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word "mercedes" has the letter E in it 3 times. Each one sounds different when you say it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The word "mercedes" has the letter E in it 3 times. Each one sounds different when you say it... "

Those Germans are clever aren't they

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By *exmadcouple42Couple
over a year ago

Home


"What if the light you see when you die is actually you being pushed out of a vagina into your new life?"

I actually believe this. As some kids believe they have had families before but the older they get the memory of their past life fades.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

If somebody with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves is it a hostage situation

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Do coffins come with a lifetime gaurentee

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

If a kid refuses to take a nap, are they resisting a rest

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By *exmadcouple42Couple
over a year ago

Home


"If a kid refuses to take a nap, are they resisting a rest"

Brilliant lol

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