FabSwingers.com forum: THE SCOTLAND COUPLES ROLL CALL

By *z Thongz OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

THE SCOTLAND COUPLES ROLL CALL

t-k and tease I apologise noo

For the last poem thing

I never included you two

It wasn’t intentional

I hope you agree

It was only the case

Of silly bugger me

There were far to many

To put down in ink

N sorry to say

I really didn’t think

So i'm concocting another

N trying not to just miss

Lots of names and people

So yer no that pissed( off wi me I mean fir no mentioning ye)

If you’re still not here

What else can I say

I’m sorry really sorry

Hope it doesn’t spoil yer day

COUPLES

There’s Jamie n Brenda

Wi their lil toolbox

Y do all guys think

Things start n end wi their cox

Theres mr n mrs sticky

Wi their caramel sundae

Wont gie ye a postcode

So that fun can have a play (but I’m a trier I wont give up pmsl)

Theres’s the grids as we know them

Mr grid and mrs cuddly

Hes invisible n grumpy

But his missus is just lovely

Theres mrs l and mr d

Or is it mr d and mrs l

When they are both in the room

It’s confusing as hell

Theres gail and theres Darren

commonly known as the youngs

now misters a good dancer

But we all love gail’s big lungs

There’s Jasperwest and his mrs

send the guys into a tizzy

licking her lollies

and her legs make them aww dizzy

There’s _ilandlarry

I don’t know them that well

And I’m still not one sure

If lil’s a fake, can you tell?

And last but not least

I must include thongz or loz

Coz if I omit her

Im liable tae lose ma wee baws

Shes been a pal

n a great help ye see

for its her that posts

these on the forums for me

so thank you puddycat

heres a kiss from me to you

n that’s all folks for this roll call

take care for the noo

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By *z Thongz OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Again posting this for funguyforanythinggoes . another wee giggle was had , well done.

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

Lol!!! Someone should write one about him now!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the things some people do for a shag... sigh... lol

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

wonder how long it takes him to think up all that! its fab, hope there's more

L xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

brilliant, once again x

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By *__KMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I got mentioned

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By *z Thongz OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

thats coz u shagged me T_K hehehehe

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By *__KMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"thats coz u shagged me T_K hehehehe"

My memory must really be terrible. Was I any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thats coz u shagged me T_K hehehehe"

Is that you speaking on behalf of funguy again?

;-)

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By *z Thongz OP Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

lmao , yes steve

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By *__KMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"lmao , yes steve "

Mother of god... Who gave him the chloroform?

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

and im forgotten again

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over a year ago

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"and im forgotten again

Chin up girls

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

I don't know whether this is me typing, or a video of me .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know whether this is me typing, or a video of me .....

If you are fake.... i had the most remarkable dream about you one night

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

"I don't know whether this is me typing, or a video of me .....

If you are fake.... i had the most remarkable dream about you one night

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

"I don't know whether this is me typing, or a video of me .....

If you are fake.... i had the most remarkable dream about you one night

I must have had the same dream too!!!

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By *ex n MusicCouple
over a year ago

Perth

"THE SCOTLAND COUPLES ROLL CALL

t-k and tease I apologise noo

For the last poem thing

I never included you two

It wasn’t intentional

I hope you agree

It was only the case

Of silly bugger me

There were far to many

To put down in ink

N sorry to say

I really didn’t think

So i'm concocting another

N trying not to just miss

Lots of names and people

So yer no that pissed( off wi me I mean fir no mentioning ye)

If you’re still not here

What else can I say

I’m sorry really sorry

Hope it doesn’t spoil yer day

COUPLES

There’s Jamie n Brenda

Wi their lil toolbox

Y do all guys think

Things start n end wi their cox

Theres mr n mrs sticky

Wi their caramel sundae

Wont gie ye a postcode

So that fun can have a play (but I’m a trier I wont give up pmsl)

Theres’s the grids as we know them

Mr grid and mrs cuddly

Hes invisible n grumpy

But his missus is just lovely

Theres mrs l and mr d

Or is it mr d and mrs l

When they are both in the room

It’s confusing as hell

Theres gail and theres Darren

commonly known as the youngs

now misters a good dancer

But we all love gail’s big lungs

There’s Jasperwest and his mrs

send the guys into a tizzy

licking her lollies

and her legs make them aww dizzy

There’s _ilandlarry

I don’t know them that well

And I’m still not one sure

If lil’s a fake, can you tell?

And last but not least

I must include thongz or loz

Coz if I omit her

Im liable tae lose ma wee baws

Shes been a pal

n a great help ye see

for its her that posts

these on the forums for me

so thank you puddycat

heres a kiss from me to you

n that’s all folks for this roll call

take care for the noo

Hahahahahahaha.....You would all be surprised if it was just Barbies in our toybox or "toolbox"as Grumpy calls it;).....lol

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