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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Panic buying..... why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Panic buying..... why?"

In case they can’t have a good shit.

Same with the soap. People acting like they’ve never washed their hands before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They expect ‘shitty’ times ahead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They expect ‘shitty’ times ahead "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its truly laughable what folk believe in the media. Big headlines corona virus doubles overnight!!

Yeah from 2 to 4 ffs.

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

Believe it or not but they are using sheets of loo roll to open doors etc

Seen it in work yesterday

The mind boggles sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Panic buying..... why?"

Maybe theres a lot going for a vindaloo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Believe it or not but they are using sheets of loo roll to open doors etc

Seen it in work yesterday

The mind boggles sometimes"

Is it one sheet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a rumour in Australia that the most loo roll was made in Wuhan. Panic buying ensued.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

People who panic buy are both greedy and selfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs....thought the cat was looking nervous...which is understandable given the prospect that Mr may be wiping his brown eye with her soon.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Carnage

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Panic buying..... why?"

Because humans are stupid!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shops shouldn't let people panic buy, they should limit people to say 2 of an item so everyone can get their shopping done

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By *ilkand2Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh


"People who panic buy are both greedy and selfish"

I agree 100%

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who panic buy are both greedy and selfish

I agree 100%"

Agree

Just calm doon folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep calm and wipe yer hoop.

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By *ooddoggyMan
over a year ago

town

Thought it was about the Singer

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Bumfodder to be rationed to 3 sheets:

Sheet 1: wipe up

Sheet 2: wipe down

Sheet 3: gie yer ring a wee polish

This has been a public information announcement on behalf of UKBS (United Kingdom Bumfodder Society)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Believe it or not but they are using sheets of loo roll to open doors etc

Seen it in work yesterday

The mind boggles sometimes

Is it one sheet?"

That’s kitchen roll it don’t flush easy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say a new tissue for every cough and sneeze to be on the safe side as well, I'm glad I have hand sanitiser lying about all over house etc so I haven't had to buy any as yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They say a new tissue for every cough and sneeze to be on the safe side as well, I'm glad I have hand sanitiser lying about all over house etc so I haven't had to buy any as yet "

Yes most normal folk already practice good hygiene lol dread to think of the ppl buying it all up now are like

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

The big problem is that all the quality toilet paper is out of stock and that only leaves the nasty cheap stuff that isn’t as finger proof as a major branded roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing wrong with stocking up, it wont go to waste as you will always need soap and toilet paper, its not gonna go outa date

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must admit ive just filled the garage freezer, as both the kitchen freezer and utility room freezer are full.

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plenty alcohol too

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even topped up my .308, 9mm, .357 ammo as well as shotgun cartridges too, to the maximum amount allowed to hold

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keep the car fuel topped up and extra fuel also stored

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1900 litres of heating fuel

as well as bottled gas

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everything is needed, nothing will go to waste and as long as the chickens keep laying there will be fresh eggs too

no point buying stuff you will never use, but everything I have will be needed and used.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I was just watching a clip online ..A woman with a full trolly with nothing else in it but toilet roll and a woman pleading with the family for just one pack and they all ended up in a cat fight because they refused to give her it.

The shop staff and security stepped in and took the trolly off the greedy family lol

its crazy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just watching a clip online ..A woman with a full trolly with nothing else in it but toilet roll and a woman pleading with the family for just one pack and they all ended up in a cat fight because they refused to give her it.

The shop staff and security stepped in and took the trolly off the greedy family lol

its crazy !"

Was this in Scotland? Hope she gets the shits!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I was just watching a clip online ..A woman with a full trolly with nothing else in it but toilet roll and a woman pleading with the family for just one pack and they all ended up in a cat fight because they refused to give her it.

The shop staff and security stepped in and took the trolly off the greedy family lol

its crazy !

Was this in Scotland? Hope she gets the shits!"
No it was in Austraila but a friend of mine just back from shopping and said there was panic buying going on in the supermarket so a matter of time before it happens here too lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Of all the things said of effects of covid-19 diarrhea wasn’t one of them so I can only think lots of folk are shitting themselves that their going to catch it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of all the things said of effects of covid-19 diarrhea wasn’t one of them so I can only think lots of folk are shitting themselves that their going to catch it . "

Someone told me today that they are stockpiling loo roll in case of "self isolation". They have a family of six, and I can imagine that, if you aren't leaving the house, that's a lot of loo roll they might need. Makes more sense than corona-induced squits.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Of all the things said of effects of covid-19 diarrhea wasn’t one of them so I can only think lots of folk are shitting themselves that their going to catch it .

Someone told me today that they are stockpiling loo roll in case of "self isolation". They have a family of six, and I can imagine that, if you aren't leaving the house, that's a lot of loo roll they might need. Makes more sense than corona-induced squits. "

The squits isnt a symptom of covid-19

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The squits isnt a symptom of covid-19"

I know. She knew. Read my post again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FGS Aldi ran out of PASTA!!!

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty


"Panic buying..... why?"

Saw a video of some numpties fighting over bog roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FGS Aldi ran out of PASTA!!!"

You can't wipe your arse with pasta..

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

People are shittin themselves over Coronavirus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still no loo roll in Asda!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Panic buying..... why?"
Cause there stupid

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Still no loo roll in Asda!!"
Or pasta apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still no loo roll in Asda!!Or pasta apparently "

If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times...

YOU CAN'T WIPE YOUR ARSE WITH PASTA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still no loo roll in Asda!!Or pasta apparently "

Yep noticed that gone too and still no hand soap or sanitiser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still no loo roll in Asda!!Or pasta apparently

Yep noticed that gone too and still no hand soap or sanitiser "

try going early when they are stocked up

set alarm clock

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I haven't panic bought, but what I have done is stock up on things I know will be used rather than my usual just-in-time shopping. Mostly so that if (when) we do have to self-isolate, I can do so without worrying about it.

That means I bought a large pack of loo roll and an extra bag of pasta, but that's it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two absolute arseholes earlier clearing the shelves of anti bac spray and toilet roll in B&M. The selfishness of some people is quite breath taking.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I haven't panic bought, but what I have done is stock up on things I know will be used rather than my usual just-in-time shopping. Mostly so that if (when) we do have to self-isolate, I can do so without worrying about it.

That means I bought a large pack of loo roll and an extra bag of pasta, but that's it!"
Im not panic buying either but preparing for lockdown as I think its now just a matter of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv never done a shopping home delivery from Tesco's or asdas but if I have to self isolate that is what I will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad I invested all my money in Andrex....early retirement in the Caribbean for me.....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"So glad I invested all my money in Andrex....early retirement in the Caribbean for me....."
Take me with you please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv never done a shopping home delivery from Tesco's or asdas but if I have to self isolate that is what I will do "

Haha me too get them to leave it on the step

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Rubber surgical gloves,I have a big box for when I have to work on the engine of my car...much more sensible than a 48 pack of bog roll...and with some soap after can even be used for arse wiping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still no loo roll in Asda!!Or pasta apparently

If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times...

YOU CAN'T WIPE YOUR ARSE WITH PASTA"

Technically with lasagne sheets it's a possibility. Bit dicey with fusilli...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still no loo roll in Asda!!Or pasta apparently

If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times...

YOU CAN'T WIPE YOUR ARSE WITH PASTA

Technically with lasagne sheets it's a possibility. Bit dicey with fusilli..."

I'm past-a caring... (said in awful Italian accent)

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