FabSwingers.com forum: Sayings!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was told a great saying the other night.

" Empty barrels make the most noise".

Do you have a saying you like?

Pixie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much heard but I read 'shaggin' the haggis'....has anyone else heard this before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn - I believe it was said by George Bernard Shaw...I think it's great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite saying is

"Whats afore ya dissna go past ya"

Kay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dad once told me

son you cant shag them all !! turned out he was right !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fir aw the gifts that God wid gie us, tae see oorselves as ithers see us'

Mr.Classy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's never too late to be who you could have been.

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.”

henrick tikkenen. (a finnish or dutch writer).

either that or.....

"just the tip, just for a second to see how it feels" !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my favourite expresssion is ....

'god, you're good !!!'

dinna hear it much these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

View - God your good - no said that for a while either pmsl xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"View - God your good - no said that for a while either pmsl xxxx"

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why worry about tomorrow when today's no finished"

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your friends close...and your enemies closer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To accuse someone of snobbery is indeed a form of snobbery itself".

And, "pretty girl but she's bout as deep as a saucer".

T xx

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By *eebonberrieCouple
over a year ago

bothwell

"Like a bear wie a sore erse"

Whit wiz the bear daein ?

Did it hiv a sore erse ??

Who saw the bear ???

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

a friend once came out with this one when a guy had been bugging her in the pub one night

" i'm more of a man than you'll ever be and more of a woman than you could dream of handling"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hiv a sore erse ??

Who saw the bear ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one always makes me think lol

YOUR NO AS GREEN AS UR CABBAGE LUKKIN

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the Pope shit in the woods,is the bear a catholic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what goes around comes around......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always treat people the way you want to be treated, xxxxx

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

"When in rome, do as the romans...."

my grandad said that just before he was jailed for killing 20,000 christians

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

'Health is merely the slowest rate which one can die'

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By *eebonberrieCouple
over a year ago

bothwell

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Who had time tae think that up ??

And don't anybody say pidgeon fanciers !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In like flint"

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

I always chuckle when you hear guys commenting to girls with quite obviously dyed hair with the old faithful

"so darling, do the collars match the cuffs"

lets face it, for most women, if that is to be true they would have to shave their heads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More hands less work well thats what Zeta says lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""In like flint""

Was'nt it 'In like (Erroll) Flynn'??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always treat people the way you want to be treated, xxxxx"

i would get done for sexual harassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can only make 1 first impression so make it a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats for you wont go by you (i know its been posted lol )

another one i like is :

if your no fast your last

hubbys fave is:

..looks like they've hit every branch in the ugly tree lol

(not directed at anyone i promise)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman once said to a pished Winston Churhill 'Sir, you are d*unk' to which he replied 'Madam, I may be d*unk but you're ugly...and in the morning, I'll be sober!'..brilliant!

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

you can't polish a turd.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people in glass houses ...

whats for you wont go by you ...

treat others like you want treated yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"away u go n boil ur heed"

my fav "wind ur neck in" u can add hen or son at the end lol

or the one everyone shud b saying is "the telly is mince the nyt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DONT FROWN OR BE SAD...YOULL NEVER KNOW WHOS FALLING FOR YOUR SMILE X

BUBOO XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bull in a china shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a sad arse that never rejoices - PAAARP! Ooops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a thing or two about a thing or two,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't be shy your maw certainly wasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aw bless yer wee cotton socks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FACE LIKE A WELL SKELPT ARSE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my favourite expresssion is ....

'god, you're good !!!'

dinna hear it much these days

aww ty garry lol i hear it alot lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

away take ya face for a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol xxxx

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By *ivingston_cplCouple
over a year ago

livingston

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By *ivingston_cplCouple
over a year ago

livingston

a wise doesn't need advice, only a fool won't take it.............

thats my fav!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best revenge is to live a good life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't shite on your own doorstep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got my beady eye on you.

pmsl..Well i am d*unk you know.ps any couples looking to be watched with the stinkfist beady eye please get in touch lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no fool like an old fool.....

thank god I am 27 ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will leather your arse..i wish somebody would lol

It was like throwing a sausage roll up a close..(a loose vagina lol)

I promise i wont cum in your mouth..

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

aye view i agree and am 28 heres a nother 1 many a mickle makes a muckle and is is no throwin a banana up a close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best line Ive ever heard was from a taxi driver who was pissed off by somebody....."See that, ...That just rip's ma knitting so it does!"

Classic!

another is " Be good to others on your way up in the world, as they are the same people who will be waiting to meet you on the way back down!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we're not here for a long time, we,re here for a good time!

I love that and its so very true

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A golfing one, "Every shot pleases someone".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just heard another cracker whilst watching a tv show, one woman was trying to belittle the other...and this was said ... " keep it cute or keep it mute". I love it!

Pixie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whatever is worth doing at all.. is worth doing well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonny tear you a new arsehole

,normally whispered to a startled spouse after downing 10 pints of Stella.

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