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By *z Thongz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

THIS SCOTLAND ROOM ON FAB

The Scots fab room rocks,

It’s full o’ us jocks,

With a few ithers thrown in for good measure

So pull up a seat,

Take the weight aff yer feet

N I hope it’s a visit you’ll treasure

We’re open all day,

You don’t have to pay

And a more pleasant bunch you wont find

We’ll welcome one and all

With arms open wide

As long as the rules you do mind

No asking,enticing, requesting or directing

No rude comments like that to the gals

We’re a happy lil lot with plenty o banter

And we all treat each other like pals

THE MODS

There’s loz in her boots,

there’s steve with his gun

violate the rules

and your room time is done

theres laine,lilnlarry, n there’s chrissy n nat

they’ll evict you quite swiftly if ye act like a pratt

There’s a lady named ice,a huny buny and a jock they call dee

There is just too many to remember for me

Theres curvy ,sxy, mrs young and the Sioux

A mare, imperfect firecracker and a frightening wee boo ( I don’t mean yer scary boo honest)

Shewants the boaby, she’s a greedy wee lass

She even wants voddie tae fill up her glass

She wants tall, young and fit tae sook thru the night

If yer an auld yin like me, yer tossed in the pit (but I still lurvs ye pal)

Any ladies that are missed its not done thru spite

At my time in life yer memory’s just shite

I’ve tried to be fair n not have any favs

I’ve put those in that are game for the laffs

They don’t judge or pigeon hole those that come in

They treat you like family or just next o kin

Please do not fret if you’re not on this list

It doesn’t mean that you aren’t the best

There’s just so many names and so little time and space

And more than not ive forgotten yer face

There’s puck,theres droops,Hamish and all

Come in and join us we’ll all have a ball

Theres a cube made of kola,Mister 44 and a grumpy

And we all ken that fugy he jist wants tae pump ye

Tomma,lemon,inver,grid and the devil of dancing

Im sure hes a delight in his own way of prancing

I could ramble forever the names that appear

But drop in for yourself, and bring us some cheer

Theres always a welcome no matter who you are

If u live just close by or travel from afar

So don’t be a stranger and tell all the folk

Ive been in the best room

IT’S FAB SCOTLAND, THEY ROCK

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By *z Thongz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

posting for the writer coz hes shy , but i liked this thought it was funny and fairly true lol , keep up the good work funguyforanything

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

hey roz i thought u were a poet as well but both scots rooms are FAB and i love the peeps on fab theyre great u goin to jacs night xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it thongz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aw hey, that's pretty awesome... well done funguy, maybe you can write me a poem lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely fabulous!! Haha! Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a cheery thing to read to start the weekend.... Well done !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Excellent!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fookin brilliant !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww fun ye capture us awe so well hehe xxx brill one bbz xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still laughing....well done fg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww this made me smile and laugh

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put a smile on my face that did and thanks for the wee mention everyone knows i'm your favourite though funguy xxxx

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By *__KMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'm not in that poem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey neither am i Tk lol but it was good anyways lolxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahahahaha excellent my man it funny

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

love it!! xxxx

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Absolutely brilliant, certainly made me smile. Well done on your great piece of work, look forward to hearing more of your poems

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awe thankz funguy mwah fae the inperfect firecracker hehe xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww funguy - im officially a lady - dunno how that happened, but cheers my dear! x

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By *unybunyWoman
over a year ago

Living in a Scottish office somewhere

jings you're a talented one funguy, the bard of the scottish room lol x that was braw pmsl xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant thongz hun xxxxxx

One question though .......why everyone thanking funguy ??... did i miss something .

If he did pen it ..... he definitely no daft , typing must have taken an Age !! lol

Well done though .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank you loz-lol, thats me immortalised on FAB, lol the second swingers site, ive been mentioned on, by name-lol cheers loz, aka miss sexy high heeled boots

lol xxxxx

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

aww sweet

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By *z Thongz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Brilliant thongz hun xxxxxx

One question though .......why everyone thanking funguy ??... did i miss something .

If he did pen it ..... he definitely no daft , typing must have taken an Age !! lol

Well done though ."

Grid lol , I merely posted it , Funguy wrote it as i said in the post after the poem honey , but its well done but no i wont take the credit for it . xxxx

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By *z Thongz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"thank you loz-lol, thats me immortalised on FAB, lol the second swingers site, ive been mentioned on, by name-lol cheers loz, aka miss sexy high heeled boots

lol xxxxx"

Tomma it was funguy who wrote it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

superb funguy !..

brilliant read lol

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By *unguyforanythinggoesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

thanks for all the nice comments guys, it ws moi who penned it so i apologise if your name isnt here it wasnt intentional to leave you out, so dont throw flak at loz/thongz, she just posted it on the fiorums for me. hopefully get another one done through time n put more of you feckers on it tae stop you all moaning, anyways thanks again n hope it brings a smile to your face

fun x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any mention o fugy n dugs and yer aff ma xmas list!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made me smile!

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