FabSwingers.com forum: Wet and Windy Friday Night Fab Bar.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's wild outside. Come in and warm up for a while.. It could be wet and blowy inside if you play your cards right and the clientele are amenable

..let's have a drink and laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m off to the pub... pray for me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large rose please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large rose please

Coming up. Maybe next time order a real drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large rose please

Coming up. Maybe next time order a real drink

Fake tanning tonight....need to stay semi sober so I don't end up with the "jobbie dipped in Creosote look"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off to the pub... pray for me...

How dare you go to a real pub

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I’m off to the pub... pray for me...

How dare you go to a real pub

Probs after a real man too Jack .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m off to the pub... pray for me...

How dare you go to a real pub

Probs after a real man too Jack .

Listen... Just coz I'm a eunuch doesn't mean I'm not...aye alright fair point well made

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large rose please

Coming up. Maybe next time order a real drink

Fake tanning tonight....need to stay semi sober so I don't end up with the "jobbie dipped in Creosote look"

Auch why not..you'd still get pumped off here.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Large rose please

Coming up. Maybe next time order a real drink

Fake tanning tonight....need to stay semi sober so I don't end up with the "jobbie dipped in Creosote look"

Auch why not..you'd still get pumped off here.

Just say it’s a dark room meet they’ll be queueing up to come for a pump and go .

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

Mines there to see for a little while only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in the bath. Can I have a larger while I soak.

Any lady's fancy jouning me? no probs.

But I'm not getting the tap end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines there to see for a little while only "

Your what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still in the bath. Can I have a larger while I soak.

Any lady's fancy jouning me? no probs.

But I'm not getting the tap end. "

Lager is on the bar waiting.. Unless you persuade a lady who to bring it to you in the bath..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good call bar steward . Any offers?

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

"Mines there to see for a little while only "

Weirdly my post went I to the wrong thread. Oh dear lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mines there to see for a little while only

Weirdly my post went I to the wrong thread. Oh dear lol"

Auch.. Have a drink then.

What is your poison?

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

Voddy and diet cola please plenty of ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Voddy and diet cola please plenty of ice "

Coming up.

I think you need it..have a double vodka

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By *uffymayfairCouple
over a year ago

vera playa, Almeria

Straight JD with ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Straight JD with ice

I'll just jump in an ice bath and wait for you then.

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

"Voddy and diet cola please plenty of ice

Coming up.

I think you need it..have a double vodka

Well I am blonde hence the wrong thread lolz

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Double anything!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double anything!"

Ended dild...ok jd coming up

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By *ittle_missknowitallWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Good call bar steward . Any offers? "

Sure I’m not doing anything exciting anyway I’ll bring you it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good call bar steward . Any offers?

Sure I’m not doing anything exciting anyway I’ll bring you it "

Now that young lady is an offer I shall not refuse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Voddy and diet cola please plenty of ice

Coming up.

I think you need it..have a double vodka

Well I am blonde hence the wrong thread lolz "

Lol..well you're at home here.

I'm not blonde but if you ask some they'd probably say I should be

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Big bottle of Newcastle Brown please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big bottle of Newcastle Brown please."

The lady likes the dog. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big bottle of Newcastle Brown please."

It's on the bar..would you like a glass?

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Double anything!

Ended dild...ok jd coming up

Exactly what i need....please keep them coming.....company welcome too xx

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Big bottle of Newcastle Brown please.

It's on the bar..would you like a glass?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a sloe gin and lemonade, please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a sloe gin and lemonade, please?"

You should have it..Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big bottle of Newcastle Brown please.

It's on the bar..would you like a glass?

No. "

Ok.enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a sloe gin and lemonade, please?

You should have it..Enjoy

Thanks, Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a sloe gin and lemonade, please?

You should have it..Enjoy

Thanks, Jack

Anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I shouldn't be allowed to run a bar..I'm pished right now

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By *unboyb9362Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Could I have a Stella with a JD chaser please?

Rough week!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a Stella with a JD chaser please?

Rough week!"

Have a couple, of drinks that is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sleeping d*unk in the corner

.have a good night all

Help yourselves to whatever you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off to the pub... pray for me...

How dare you go to a real pub

Probs after a real man too Jack .

Aherm... I’m back... is there an after hours lockdown thing available???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lockin

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By *unboyb9362Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can I sneak in the back door??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sneak in the back door??

Haha you'll fit right in. After hours is when the cool kids take over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sneak in the back door??

Haha you'll fit right in. After hours is when the cool kids take over

You kids knock yourself out with the doors. I’m behind the bar... you wouldn’t believe what Jack keeps here

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By *unboyb9362Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I can only imagine!

Just glad to be here LOL!

Now, where are the toilets?

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