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R.I.P. Sky Remote

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By *melf OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

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By *melf OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

Sorry predictive txt error.

Anyway as I was saying.

I see that a can of red bull has become the new standard for size comparison.

Going to have to book an easy jet flight in order to get myself one of thoes tiny cans in order to keep up appearances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a measuring tape but not a cold steel one

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By *innettMan
over a year ago

scotland

Nah make a new trend. Let's get those little tiny 25p cans

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By *hemainintainMan
over a year ago

govan

I like lucozade bottle. Use the got little stickers to change the 380ml to 500ml x

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By *he Bluesome TwosomeCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

remember when we first joined Fab that the Sky remote was indeed used lots for measurement purposes x

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


" remember when we first joined Fab that the Sky remote was indeed used lots for measurement purposes x"

Deodorant cans were quite popular too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top tip: find someone with a bigger cock, and photograph them together to give a sense of scale.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Today's new £20 note could add a certain je ne sais quoi...

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By *melf OP   Couple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

I'd struggle to make a 20p look small

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By *ast RolloMan
over a year ago

glasgow west

with all these items getting used it is hard to get a true scale some times so the new standard measurement should be a playing card as they are a standard size all over the world and depending on your mood you get 54 to choose from be it a joker or a naive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"with all these items getting used it is hard to get a true scale some times so the new standard measurement should be a playing card as they are a standard size all over the world and depending on your mood you get 54 to choose from be it a joker or a naive"

You do get those tiny wee playing cards in Christmas crackers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was comparing my penis to the size of Red Bull cans yesterday. Now barred from Asda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t you just love how guys feel the need to compare their cock to an inanimate object.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t you just love how guys feel the need to compare their cock to an inanimate object. "

There's also a proportion of women who feel the need to shove anything larger than their own head where the sun don't shine. Makes for interesting comparisons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out of interest what pics do the ladys like to see on a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"out of interest what pics do the ladys like to see on a profile "

I heard they like cock pics. The more the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"out of interest what pics do the ladys like to see on a profile

I heard they like cock pics. The more the better. "

Aye, they always work. Especially close ups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"out of interest what pics do the ladys like to see on a profile

I heard they like cock pics. The more the better. "

Over the sink or toilet ones work best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much rather wait and open my presents in private personally, but I reckon if you had to measure it I would say create a to scale engineering drawing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" remember when we first joined Fab that the Sky remote was indeed used lots for measurement purposes x

Deodorant cans were quite popular too "

They still are as recent pics sent to me will testify.

Rather than impress me with the size and girth, they just make me think your cock must fucking ming big time if you need to keep a can of Lynx Africa handy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We dont have Sky and never drink red bull so I guess I'll just have to tell you, its bigger than a drawing pin but smaller than a family car.

That's a good gauge, right?

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