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Valentines rhymes

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By *estless native OP   Man
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Roses are red

Chocolates are brown

You're getting neither

So calm the fuck down

Get creative fabbers

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Roses are red violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roses are red,

Spanked bottoms are too.

Let's explore all my kinks,

and indulge in yours too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Bluebells are blue

I'm using my hand

But I'm thinking of you.

Roses are red

Bluebells are blue

I suck at poems.

Nice Tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

violets are blue

I touch myself

When I think of you

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife

Roses are red

Poems are shite

Get up to mine

Your getting pumped tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

violets are blue

I touch myself

When I think of you

"

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Roses are red

Bluebells are blue

I'm using my hand

But I'm thinking of you.

Roses are red

Bluebells are blue

I suck at poems.

Nice Tits. "

Poor Jack you will need to perv from afar

Maybe from behind your little Fab Bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Drop of milk in the tea,

From shagging wrong person,

You can get STD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Bluebells are blue

I'm using my hand

But I'm thinking of you.

Roses are red

Bluebells are blue

I suck at poems.

Nice Tits.

Poor Jack you will need to perv from afar

Maybe from behind your little Fab Bar."

Nice rhyme.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Roses are flowers

pebbles are stones

heres a big shout out to those on their own

Think yourself lucky and try not to sob

consider yourself lucky your not with a knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Foxes are clever

I like your bum

Let me touch it forever x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following on from the "Pegging after court" thread....

"I'd serenade you with a love song,

Alas I am no singer,

But here's a new pink strap on,

So that you may peg my ringer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have Tourettes

Shit cunt Thundercats fuck.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Why are you so far away?

I look at you everyday

Knowing you will never come my way

I will continue to look at you everyday.

Im a soppy old fart lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Ladies please form

An orderly queue

Stolen from twitter

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Pegging is kinky

It's when a girl packs fudge

Do it in court, though

You'll get fucked by the judge

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Roses are red

I like my gin pink

Handcuffs and blindfolds

Are two kinds of kink.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Both of them smell

And so do you

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Roses are red

Violets are blue

And after that whipping

My arse was too

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Cum is so tacky

You can use it as glue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Get in the Van.

Sorry

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Get in the Van.

Sorry"

Caravan Swingers might want a happy ending to this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teen in secondary school I would write this in every valentines card I sent, i quickly realised it was immature and stopped doing it…when I was 37.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I wanna know

What dat mouf do…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Just wanna say

I'd love to screw you ..

Shiter but only one came to mind

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