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The Midweek, "I Need A Drink And Shelter From The Weather And Warmed Up" Fab Bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's cold, wet and miserable outside. Pop in and have a drink, warm up beside one if the four log fires. Who knows, you might find something other than the fire and alcohol to keep you warm tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fire sounds great, Whisky on the rocks please, it’s medicinal

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Can I have a fire with five logs please .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Fire sounds great, Whisky on the rocks please, it’s medicinal "

You can have the whisky.. Do you need the ice to dilute it.. Or would a chilled glass do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a fire with five logs please . "

Ffs.. Never satisfied are ya..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose wine large please !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Fire sounds great, Whisky on the rocks please, it’s medicinal

You can have the whisky.. Do you need the ice to dilute it.. Or would a chilled glass do? "

Both please and put Ordinary World on the Jukebox - I’m feeling mellow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have an old fashioned pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rose wine large please !"

You have it.. A large one..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Fire sounds great, Whisky on the rocks please, it’s medicinal

You can have the whisky.. Do you need the ice to dilute it.. Or would a chilled glass do?

Both please and put Ordinary World on the Jukebox - I’m feeling mellow. "

Sit on my lap while we listen then. If you're lucky.. I won't sing along.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have an old fashioned pls "

It's on the bar for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No table service ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is their any other way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No table service ??"

There normally is... But your filters prevented me doing so.. Not a complaint though. Just the reason why you have to walk to the bar.. I also won't be complaining of the view as Mrs walks back to her seat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" is their any other way! "

You'd be surprised. .. Or maybe not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Fire sounds great, Whisky on the rocks please, it’s medicinal

You can have the whisky.. Do you need the ice to dilute it.. Or would a chilled glass do?

Both please and put Ordinary World on the Jukebox - I’m feeling mellow.

Sit on my lap while we listen then. If you're lucky.. I won't sing along. "

We can sing together that always sounds better but I’ll spare your poor lap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Fire sounds great, Whisky on the rocks please, it’s medicinal

You can have the whisky.. Do you need the ice to dilute it.. Or would a chilled glass do?

Both please and put Ordinary World on the Jukebox - I’m feeling mellow.

Sit on my lap while we listen then. If you're lucky.. I won't sing along.

We can sing together that always sounds better but I’ll spare your poor lap "

Don't spare my lap. It's very comfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s the first time anyone has said I have a filter ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that’s the first time anyone has said I have a filter ... "

Really.. I guess i need to get to know you better then.

Slainte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should put a limit on my old fashioned intake then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should put a limit on my old fashioned intake then "

Where would the fun in that be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok three is the most I can have , it’s for your own safety

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok three is the most I can have , it’s for your own safety "

I like to live dangerously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On your own head be it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On your own head be it "

I'm fighting my instinctive response here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told you !!! That’s only my second and I have emptied the bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Told you !!! That’s only my second and I have emptied the bar "

Normally it's my singing that does that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And mine "

Lets do it together then.. Maybe sing a song too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok what’s your pleasure ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok what’s your pleasure ??"

INXS I need you tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kinks of Leon .. sex is on fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kinks of Leon .. sex is on fire "

Rod Stewart.. Da ya think I'm sexy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might need another drink for that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Might need another drink for that one "

Or a blindfold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

You like the sound of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right one more for the road and I will sing a wee country song while you call the taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take my blindfold of b4 you put me in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take my blindfold of b4 you put me in it "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm off to bed.. The bars open help yourselves.. Last person out turn the lights off please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to bed.. The bars open help yourselves.. Last person out turn the lights off please. "

Lightweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would if I could find them can’t see a thing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off to bed.. The bars open help yourselves.. Last person out turn the lights off please.

Lightweight "

You could step in, mines a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would if I could find them can’t see a thing x"

Feeling your way CAN be interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might need to put some logs on the fire first get this place hot again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might need to put some logs on the fire first get this place hot again "

Mebbe I’m thick... do “logs” mean something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might need to put some logs on the fire first get this place hot again

Mebbe I’m thick... do “logs” mean something "

Get your coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might need to put some logs on the fire first get this place hot again

Mebbe I’m thick... do “logs” mean something

Get your coat "

It’s chilly, should I get gloves, scarf etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might need to put some logs on the fire first get this place hot again

Mebbe I’m thick... do “logs” mean something

Get your coat

It’s chilly, should I get gloves, scarf etc "

No need.

In fact, leave the coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry went for Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry went for Chinese "

What did you get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken black bean sauce on a diet so only thing I can have

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

A medicinal hot toddy please Jack

Kx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A medicinal hot toddy please Jack

Kx"

He's gone to bed. We're onto the post-pub takeaways now.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth


"A medicinal hot toddy please Jack

Kx

He's gone to bed. We're onto the post-pub takeaways now. "

damn, guess I will have to make my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might need to put some logs on the fire first get this place hot again

Mebbe I’m thick... do “logs” mean something

Get your coat

It’s chilly, should I get gloves, scarf etc

No need.

In fact, leave the coat. "

No Jacket Required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A medicinal hot toddy please Jack

Kx

He's gone to bed. We're onto the post-pub takeaways now.

damn, guess I will have to make my own. "

I’m sure outlandish will step up in a gentlemanly sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m sure outlandish will step up in a gentlemanly sense "

God no, I don't do pretend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m sure outlandish will step up in a gentlemanly sense

God no, I don't do pretend. "

I’d agree with that but surely you’d still get the lady a drink (it’s a free bar get me one too )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d agree with that but surely you’d still get the lady a drink (it’s a free bar get me one too ) "

No such thing as a lady on here. Until proven otherwise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I go to bed and the chat goes downhill.. I come back lights on juke box blaring away and the only guy won't make a lady a hot toddy.... What is this world coming to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a pint of the IPA but seated away from the fire please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll have a pint of the IPA but seated away from the fire please "

Hope you enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go to bed and the chat goes downhill.. I come back lights on juke box blaring away and the only guy won't make a lady a hot toddy.... What is this world coming to. "

This is what happens when you bugger off and leave the asylum in the hands of an anti-sycophant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I go to bed and the chat goes downhill.. I come back lights on juke box blaring away and the only guy won't make a lady a hot toddy.... What is this world coming to.

This is what happens when you bugger off and leave the asylum in the hands of an anti-sycophant "

Sycophant.. ..

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

My boiler has broken so I’ll hang about the bar for a heat! Pink gin and lemonade please

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