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Confessions of a delivery guy!

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By *he-most-genuine-man-here OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Has the “Delivery Guy Flash” thing ever happened to anyone on here, or contrarily has anyone ever flashed a delivery guy?

My friend told me a story earlier and I can’t decide if it’s a tall tail and he’s been watching too much porn or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup definitely was delivering to a big house in Kent and the lady was just leaving to go to work in a very smart suit, as she bent down to get a pen from her bag she clearly had no bra on, she was in no hurry to cover up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he tell you the story in the 70s?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he tell you the story in the 70s?"

I very much doubt it , he was either not born or he was around 1 year old, clearly maths is not your strong suit .

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Unfortunately,whilst visiting someone's home for work purposes, the gentleman who answered the door was probably an XXL, however his dressing gown was merely an M.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did he tell you the story in the 70s?

I very much doubt it , he was either not born or he was around 1 year old, clearly maths is not your strong suit . "

Oops...well the story must be true then

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By *lashnannieCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Many years ago worked in the evening checking tv licences. At one door it was opened with a loud TADA, a beautiful redhead in very nice lingerie. She screamed shut the door then came back in a tatty dressing gown, thought it was her husband. Image is still burned in my brain tho ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was painting the floor of a communal flats staircase in Edinburgh on a night shift an old boy made a cup of tea ect he told me just to push his door open to bring the tray back, he was standing with his dressing gown wide open acting all shocked. The Pervy bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was painting the floor of a communal flats staircase in Edinburgh on a night shift an old boy made a cup of tea ect he told me just to push his door open to bring the tray back, he was standing with his dressing gown wide open acting all shocked. The Pervy bastard "

Ha ha....brilliant ...This will be me at 85...like auld Betty from Chewin The Fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes once worked for two days trying to get people to have cavity wall insulation out in it solar panels.

Posh estate chapped a door and a young child answered. Asked if mummy or daddy was home. Was lead into a downstairs bathroom where mummy was soaking in a hot bath.

She actually asked me to wait in the living room whilst she got out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked as a postman for 17 years. Had the odd accidental flash but out of all those years, I only ever slept with 3 of my customers. Miss those days sometimes.

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By *ilkysatinMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Carpet fitter ive seen it all pantys on the floor dildos on wardrobes porn mags under carpets tho i had a customer a lovely looking lady in motherwell whos hubby was a cd on here click on whos nearby and there he was making the tea lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was painting the floor of a communal flats staircase in Edinburgh on a night shift an old boy made a cup of tea ect he told me just to push his door open to bring the tray back, he was standing with his dressing gown wide open acting all shocked. The Pervy bastard "

Absolutely hee hawing at this.... Sorry!

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By *he-most-genuine-man-here OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Did he tell you the story in the 70s?"

I’m only a young 40 year old.... I only caught the arse end of the 70’s

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By *he-most-genuine-man-here OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I was painting the floor of a communal flats staircase in Edinburgh on a night shift an old boy made a cup of tea ect he told me just to push his door open to bring the tray back, he was standing with his dressing gown wide open acting all shocked. The Pervy bastard "

Aw Jesus.... that’s more likely something that’s really happened to him.

He’s trying to convince me to cover for him for 2 weeks, so I suspect he’s bull$h!77ing me.

It’s more than likely been some old bloke flashing him!

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By *he-most-genuine-man-here OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I was painting the floor of a communal flats staircase in Edinburgh on a night shift an old boy made a cup of tea ect he told me just to push his door open to bring the tray back, he was standing with his dressing gown wide open acting all shocked. The Pervy bastard

Ha ha....brilliant ...This will be me at 85...like auld Betty from Chewin The Fat "

I’d still be happy to get a gander at that.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Yip...been in a few houses where the offer was made, not my bag though.

Probably the most awkward one was in Clydebank where I found a block of dope in the customers cupboard you could build a high flat on ...

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