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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No politics allowed.. Just eat drink and be with Mary, or Mark.. Or whoever the hell will have you.

Lets party like it's 1999...

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Large gin and lemonade please my good man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large gin and lemonade please my good man

Every drink comes with a free kiss.. Either French or European style on the cheeks (the customer can choose which cheeks.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Coffee - free of additives, and nae kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double rum and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watermelon Bacardi breezer, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Drinks are on the bar.. Kisses upon request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something somnambulistic please barkeep. A whole day of being a medical professional tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something somnambulistic please barkeep. A whole day of being a medical professional tomorrow.

Hope you like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of Reisling and some nice comte cubes please. Have one yourself.

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Large gin and lemonade please my good man

Every drink comes with a free kiss.. Either French or European style on the cheeks (the customer can choose which cheeks.

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Oooh cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glass of Reisling and some nice comte cubes please. Have one yourself. "

You're a gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soco amaretto and lime please.

Stick the change in the tin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soco amaretto and lime please.

Stick the change in the tin. "

The tin is my pocket.. And it's a free bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" it's a free bar.

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hence the double

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" it's a free bar.

hence the double

Damn.. I thought it was for tge double kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" it's a free bar.

hence the double

Damn.. I thought it was for tge double kiss.

Might want to save that for the mrs I not really into facial hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" it's a free bar.

hence the double

Damn.. I thought it was for tge double kiss.

Might want to save that for the mrs I not really into facial hair

Spoilsport..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say you can kiss my mrs and am I spoil sport, interesting

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Vodka & cock barman please kisses always welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening! Let's change it up tonight, I'm fancying a soco and lemonade

yumm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening! Let's change it up tonight, I'm fancying a soco and lemonade

yumm "

Ooh.. And where would you like your kisses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I say you can kiss my mrs and am I spoil sport, interesting

Sorry.. I've had red wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka & cock barman please kisses always welcome x"

I'll provide the vodka.. And a peck on the cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka & cock barman please kisses always welcome x"

Haha I didn't realise that was on the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I didn't realise that was on the table

In my experience you asked to leave if you slap it down on the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what kind of bar your in

hahha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apprently I been drinking in some quite dull places lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to Jack's bar, everything goes

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

"Vodka & cock barman please kisses always welcome x

Haha I didn't realise that was on the table

Oops predictive text how often must I use that word though lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apprently I been drinking in some quite dull places lol

You sure have but made a better choice recently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to Jack's bar, everything goes

Absolutely.. Welcum one and all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to Jack's bar, everything goes

Absolutely.. Welcum one and all.

my kind of place

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

A large brandy please Jack & a snog behind the bandit

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By *avenlouCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A fine peaty dram and a vodka lime and lemonade and turn that brexit shite on the TV off plz!

Whack the tines up and get the ladies dancing on the dance floor around the handbags.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large brandy please Jack & a snog behind the bandit

Mm i like your style.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fine peaty dram and a vodka lime and lemonade and turn that brexit shite on the TV off plz!

Whack the tines up and get the ladies dancing on the dance floor around the handbags."

Is Laphroaig ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to Jack's bar, everything goes

Absolutely.. Welcum one and all.

my kind of place "

You just fancy the barman.. When you're d*unk, it's the end of the night and the fit guy you had your eye on didn't come in for a drink. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahah I'm never d*unk! And luck is on my side I get what I want

hahha xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahah I'm never d*unk! And luck is on my side I get what I want

hahha xxx "

Not tonight you don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahah I'm never d*unk! And luck is on my side I get what I want

hahha xxx

Not tonight you don't

I just want my bed and I'm in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahah I'm never d*unk! And luck is on my side I get what I want

hahha xxx

Not tonight you don't

I just want my bed and I'm in it

Pfft.. Sweet dreams..

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

Think I'll have pink gin & lemonade to follow up my earlier (real) one as a treat for finishing a job application and will go for French Kisses

Millie x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'll have pink gin & lemonade to follow up my earlier (real) one as a treat for finishing a job application and will go for French Kisses

Millie x

Apologies, I was in bed... It will need to be the "hair of the dog" ... And I'll away and brush my teeth first.

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"Think I'll have pink gin & lemonade to follow up my earlier (real) one as a treat for finishing a job application and will go for French Kisses

Millie x

Apologies, I was in bed... It will need to be the "hair of the dog" ... And I'll away and brush my teeth first.

It’s alright Jack, even bar staff need their sleep. A tea will suffice.

Millie x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'll have pink gin & lemonade to follow up my earlier (real) one as a treat for finishing a job application and will go for French Kisses

Millie x

Apologies, I was in bed... It will need to be the "hair of the dog" ... And I'll away and brush my teeth first.

It’s alright Jack, even bar staff need their sleep. A tea will suffice.

Millie x"

Thank you for being gracious.. I do make the perfect cup of tea.. Milk and sugar, isn't it?

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"Think I'll have pink gin & lemonade to follow up my earlier (real) one as a treat for finishing a job application and will go for French Kisses

Millie x

Apologies, I was in bed... It will need to be the "hair of the dog" ... And I'll away and brush my teeth first.

It’s alright Jack, even bar staff need their sleep. A tea will suffice.

Millie x

Thank you for being gracious.. I do make the perfect cup of tea.. Milk and sugar, isn't it? "

Well remembered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'll have pink gin & lemonade to follow up my earlier (real) one as a treat for finishing a job application and will go for French Kisses

Millie x

Apologies, I was in bed... It will need to be the "hair of the dog" ... And I'll away and brush my teeth first.

It’s alright Jack, even bar staff need their sleep. A tea will suffice.

Millie x

Thank you for being gracious.. I do make the perfect cup of tea.. Milk and sugar, isn't it?

Well remembered

I've a mind like an elephant.. Not the only similarities might I add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely your ears are not that big

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely your ears are not that big

Nope.. My ass, tummy and... Nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that bar still open?

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Is that bar still open? "

Don’t think he ever closes it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that bar still open? "

Yes.. What can i give you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that bar still open?

Don’t think he ever closes it

Nope.. I don't..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a apple vodka with red bull please babes x Kay x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a apple vodka with red bull please babes x Kay x

You should have it now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just water for me. Busy day tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a Jack Daniels and with ice please if the bar is still open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might need an espresso in the morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the bar still open?

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