FabSwingers.com forum: Cheer up!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seems a bit flat on the forum of late, I'm sure it will brighten up once Jack opens the bar but in the meantime leave a wee cheery line or two here to make everyone smile. I'll start with...

I am fat but Identify as skinny - I am translender

Also a favourite quote from Eleanor Roosevelt...

"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."

Happy weekend folks - Vel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a bit early for drinking.. Even for me vel

but here goes

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”

– Abraham Lincoln

And this one is particularly fir you my dear

“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”

– Arthur C. Clarke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy to amuse ourselves till the bar opens my dear Jack, I like the quotes lol

Here's one for you...

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Want to come over and watch some porn on my flatscreen mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One more day without wine....just one more day without wine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he is now going for the yellow And for those of you watching in black and white.

The yellow ball is the one behind the black.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One more day without wine....just one more day without wine...

I think you should switch to Aussie time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want to come over and watch some porn on my flatscreen mirror?"

Hahahhah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"he is now going for the yellow And for those of you watching in black and white.

The yellow ball is the one behind the black."

Lol brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nicknamed my penis. "Sun".. Fancy kneeling in front of me and watching the sun rise.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I nicknamed my penis. "Vesuvius “.. Fancy kneeling in front of me and watching Me erupt .

I’m more ambitious .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I nicknamed my penis. "Vesuvius “.. Fancy kneeling in front of me and watching Me erupt .

I’m more ambitious .

The sun is bigger than vesuvius.. Maybe we should swap nicknames.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I would rather cuddle then have sex.

(Did you read it wrong first time through?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a dentist.. but I bet I could give you a filling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aphrodite had the beauty; Zeus had the thunderbolts. Everyone loved Aphrodite, but everyone listened to Zeus.

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

“I’d do anything to regain my youthful physique - except diet and exercise”.

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A favourite of mine said by Winston Churchill...

'I'm easily satisfied with the very best'.

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