FabSwingers.com forum: What's worst pain?

By *earded blossom OP Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Giving birth or being kicked in the nuts?

John

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By *rinthiaMan
over a year ago

dundee

standing on a plug

prong side up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting your eye muscle cut and realined when you are awake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbing your toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally kicking the corner of the bed with your pinky toe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know haven't experienced either

But I'd defo say earache is the worst pain imaginable, I still cry for my mum when I get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"standing on a plug

prong side up"

Nah that's nothing Compared to lego

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Giving birth is described as the 10x pain level as a male heart attack.....

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A kick to the vagina isnt pleasant either!

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By *earded blossom OP Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Giving birth is described as the 10x pain level as a male heart attack.....

Can't be that bad, few months after giving birth you get in the mood for another, I've never heard a guy say "fancy kicking me in the nuts again"

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving birth is described as the 10x pain level as a male heart attack.....

Can't be that bad, few months after giving birth you get in the mood for another, I've never heard a guy say "fancy kicking me in the nuts again"

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving birth is described as the 10x pain level as a male heart attack.....

Can't be that bad, few months after giving birth you get in the mood for another, I've never heard a guy say "fancy kicking me in the nuts again"

John

Never?? You're watching the wrong porn then. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney stones and then passing them, that pain is horrific for a guy anyway. Would never comment on the pain women go through when giving birth.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

The worst pain is normally the wife .

. Rrrruuuunnnnsssss .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't think giving birth was THAT sore at all... never been kicked in the nuts but going by the performance it creates then I have to give this one to the guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading some of these threads can be pretty painful , not this one of course Mr Bearded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footballers getting slide tackled must be really bad. Judging by all the rolling around holding their faces.... lol.

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

With a kick in the nuts you usually can't plan pain relief in advance. So I recon it'll be the nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labour with my first. He was back to back and I can only imagine it's how someone sawing through your back would feel. I couldn't time my contractions as I couldn't actually feel them because of the back pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Labour with my first. He was back to back and I can only imagine it's how someone sawing through your back would feel. I couldn't time my contractions as I couldn't actually feel them because of the back pain."

You had probably been giving the unborn child doggys abuse for 9 months and thought , payback bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foreskin caught in your zip nips a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated shoulder did it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had probably been giving the unborn child doggys abuse for 9 months and thought , payback bitch.

Mr said it was because I ate Maltesers non stop for 9mths and the wee bowling ball got stuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

January til pay day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foreskin caught in your zip nips a bit."

Yep. I still have a wee scar from experiencing this one

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Kidney stones and then passing them, that pain is horrific for a guy anyway. Would never comment on the pain women go through when giving birth. "

Got to agree with you on that one

Still remember the pain

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Dentist jag - I hate it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dentist jag - I hate it!! "

"Just a little prick"

No kidding MATE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a bad kidney infection in 2015 - have never felt pain like it in my life. Can remember it so well.

Runner up would have to be earache. Awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had probably been giving the unborn child doggys abuse for 9 months and thought , payback bitch.

Mr said it was because I ate Maltesers non stop for 9mths and the wee bowling ball got stuck

Would have been a good excuse though had it popped out as a coloured baby, it was the maltesers, honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gallstones!!!

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

I had a big biopsy needle stuck straight down into my areola, that was an experience!

No pain is ever quite as bad as a heat burn, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The eye opp I went for bed bound it was like a sharp hot poker down your eye socket all week 24/7

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I had my nose cauterised 10days ago and it was bloody sore

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By *ena2019Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Nerve pain caused by discs. Nothing touches it. Not childbirth at home nor gallstones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had my nose cauterised 10days ago and it was bloody sore"

Omg, I've to get this, I think I'll cancel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nerve pain caused by discs. Nothing touches it. Not childbirth at home nor gallstones

Had this but pancreatitis beats that

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Gallstones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Papercut.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Pinched nerve in hip...

Feels like being repeatedly kicked in the knuts when you least expect it.

Fine for 10 mins an hour maybe 2 then agony strikes your knuts, sometimes running down the inside of your leg at the same time.

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Looking at the bank balance after Mrs Pf has been on Lovehoney!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Looking at the bank balance after Mrs Pf has been on Lovehoney!"

Think this may have beaten everyone

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sciatica

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

A surprise 9 incher up the bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bacterial meningitis or tonsillitis not sure which one is the worst ha. I've had both ha x

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By *irst Timers DiscreteCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Absolutely has to be kidney stones that have yet to pass. I have been in so much pain for many hours without pain relief. Absolute agony. Had them 3 or 4 times. Would never wish it on my worst enemy

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By *r_thickdick777Man
over a year ago

Dover

Any of you guys snapped your banjo string ?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I had my nose cauterised 10days ago and it was bloody sore

Omg, I've to get this, I think I'll cancel.

Whoops sorry. It was maybe worse as i had know idea i was getting it done. Thought i was going to ENT for a checkup so went alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"standing on a plug

prong side up"

Yup I've done this. Very painful and I hobbled around on my foot for over a week while it healed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Papercut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dislocated shoulder did it for me

Yes. Morphine didn't touch the pain when I did mine

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Any of you guys snapped your banjo string ?"

My husband did when he was younger, he told me it bled like crazy!

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By *earded blossom OP Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Any of you guys snapped your banjo string ?"

Sadly when I was like 18 I had a penile fracture, it literally lost an inch overnight and some girth as now it won't stay fully erect without willpower due to blood flow

John

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By *4pu55yMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Sciatica "

Definitely 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving birth or being kicked in the nuts?

John

A ripped banjo string

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By *4pu55yMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Any of you guys snapped your banjo string ?"

Yep, thought I had slaughtered a pig in the bed the amount of blood ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking up with someone you love, heart breaking pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anal sex, done badly, is up there!

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By *uzy1000TV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

Toothache and a broken back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In growing toenail

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Heard of a guy dislocated hip got put back unfortunately one of his testicles got caught in the joint ouuuuch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wasp sting on your baby toe is worse than labour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu . It’s a real thing ya know

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

As I have discovered... tendonitis in the jaw

I'll give birth anytime over that pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a colonoscopy just on gas and air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typing out a sentence and discovering your laptop eyboard has a faulty letter. Heartbreaing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having twins naturally

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By *parkle13Woman
over a year ago

Dundee

Gallbladder with stones..

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Headaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving birth or being kicked in the nuts?

John

Childbirth a close second gallstones

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By *olloxsMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

A broken heart.

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife

Bike pedal in the shin

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By *ustygaloreWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Falling off a wall, onto a beach and breaking two bones in leg and partially resecting ACL ligament.

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

"Sciatica "

Nope. Suffered from it on and off for years and as bad as it is gallstones are worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Headaches

I actually I forgot about sex headaches I got when I was early 20s - those were terrifyingly painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothache.

I'd happily give birth over that every time.

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cock getting caught in zip ,murder

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By *amlickerMan
over a year ago

Stirling

Breaking L1 in my back did it for me and being in a brace for 12 weeks but I don’t think it was as bad as giving birth.

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dog bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giving birth or being kicked in the nuts?

John

Mr and I managed to experience these phenomena simultaneously....I had gas and air at least so I think a kick in the spuds won by a nose on that occasion.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

Gall stones like being stabbed with a red hot knife

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Abduce never palsy in the sixth never in your eye the headache is unbearable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abscess on your gum....

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Don't know about the comparison between those two things but recently decided that childbirth was less painful than epilating my armpits!

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By *ucky24Man
over a year ago

Barrow in Furness

Impacted wisdom tooth, pain was so excruciating like a needle was being pushed through from the inside and out through my eye. So that when told would need to wait 2 months for it to be removed, had planned going to my friends dentist in Poland. Forking out for him to come along was still only 20% the cost of private here and they are open weekends.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A broken heart...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Washing your dick with tea tree lime shower gel

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Possibly living with a narcissist for 17 years

although the relief when it was over was immense Possibly like that minute in between contractions where there is no pain except this is long lasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting hit in the knee with the pointy end of a pickaxe as you jump into a trench just as you land when the guy's downward swing hits ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney stone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly living with a narcissist for 17 years

although the relief when it was over was immense Possibly like that minute in between contractions where there is no pain except this is long lasting

^^ Winner

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By *ouplefor funCouple
over a year ago

near kilmarnock

Gall blader actual bursting and the infection that followed then the 12 inch scar to clean me out . Showed it to some one one day she said shit my C sections a lot weeier than that xx

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By *ebimimosaTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Gout

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By *un44Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Standing on a Lego brick or getting your gentleman sausage caught in your zip....physical pain of it actually happening and then the mental pain of knowing that you need to pull it back down again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking my elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Standing on a Lego brick or getting your gentleman sausage caught in your zip....physical pain of it actually happening and then the mental pain of knowing that you need to pull it back down again

See if that was a job....the actual pulling the zip down bit....I'd apply for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stonefish - worst pain known to man

Dont believe me ? YouTube billy connolly stonefish lol

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By *uandaryGirlWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Trigeminal Neuralgia - formally know as “the suicide pain”. A constant inflamation of the nerves on the lower face, Its like being hit by a truck. Over and over again non stop every other 10 seconds or so. People just killed themselves over it before the invention of heavy pain killers.

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

I agree childbirth was a bit if a painful experience for me too. The TV in the maternity room was broken...total nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biting your tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biting your tongue

* own tongue

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Possibly living with a narcissist for 17 years

although the relief when it was over was immense Possibly like that minute in between contractions where there is no pain except this is long lasting

^^ Winner

I’ve been winning for nearly 9 yrs now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly living with a narcissist for 17 years

although the relief when it was over was immense Possibly like that minute in between contractions where there is no pain except this is long lasting

^^ Winner

I’ve been winning for nearly 9 yrs now

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"[Removed by poster at 13/06/20 00:08:43]"

I remember the last time I bit my tongue I told my son to stop talking as I wanted to shout at someone and if he didn’t shut up it would be him - he just sat in silence after that

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By *huggle 11Man
over a year ago

barrhead

Crashing my motor bike at 140mph was most painful experience. Broke my neck back arms wrists ribs fingers fractured skull bleed on brain had 6 ops and 2years of physio to get back on my feed but I can’t say for sure but child birth must be the most painful. Guys think about squeezing a water melon out your ass aaaawwwccchhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sliding down a razorblade using your balls as brakes.....

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Had three, not sure which is worse, but all were right up there.

1. Kidney stones, female nurse said that for a guy, there the closest thing to childbirth, sometimes even greater pain.

2 . Sub arachnoid haematoma - this pain will knock you out, and comes in waves - you get blue lighted for this one.

3. Or might be 2b, when your on the mend in hospital for the no2 above, they give you an angiogram.... wee tube inserted into your groin, goes up your blood vessel to your brain, they then inject a dye and start taking piccies....

4 okay I said 3, but this ones a Brucie bonus.... colonoscopy, not so much getting the camera up your bum - had plenty of things up there- but the fookin trapped wind!! Let rip in Sainsbury’s- went 5he full length of one of the aisles letting go.

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Getting my leg crushed was a pain I don't want to repeat, But I'd agree with some earlier posts. Kidney stones are really bad

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"Giving birth is described as the 10x pain level as a male heart attack.....

Can't be that bad, few months after giving birth you get in the mood for another, I've never heard a guy say "fancy kicking me in the nuts again"

John

Now you're just winding them up

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Seeing your message on here read, deleted and blocked

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

"Seeing your message on here read, deleted and blocked

We have a winner

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Kicked in the nuts definatley....childbirth is just like doing a big jobby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a limb slowly cut off with a dull saw.

To dark?

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by

Getting stitches after childbirth when the anesthetic doesn't work! Honestly I'd rather pull my own teeth out wi pilers than go thru that again!

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

"Getting your eye muscle cut and realined when you are awake "

Had that done and it was painless? Just felt weird as fook! Especially as consultant had about 8 students with him to watch the procedure.

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By *horman11Man
over a year ago

Thurso

"Gout"

I agree even the bed sheet touching big toe is agony

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By *un44Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

"Standing on a Lego brick or getting your gentleman sausage caught in your zip....physical pain of it actually happening and then the mental pain of knowing that you need to pull it back down again

See if that was a job....the actual pulling the zip down bit....I'd apply for it

Ooh ouch.....my eyes are actually watering and my bits have retreated to somewhere near my Adam's apple

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Standing on Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tooth ache, or kidney pain from a kidney infection is also pretty brutal!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Watching my son being wheeled away for major surgery and being unsure if he was going to come out of it ok - having to sit waiting for hours feeling useless....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching my son being wheeled away for major surgery and being unsure if he was going to come out of it ok - having to sit waiting for hours feeling useless....

Kiss x

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Giving birth is described as the 10x pain level as a male heart attack.....

Can't be that bad, few months after giving birth you get in the mood for another, I've never heard a guy say "fancy kicking me in the nuts again"

John

Brilliant

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

My mate caught his tadger in his jeans zip, took him to hospital as it had gone all the way up, they had to cut his Jean's and slowly unclog each zipper thing, you can imagine the laughter from us as we where all pretty pissed,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sciatica during pregnancy my god that was awful I get it mild now and again must be getting old lol, that pain would even put me off my sex games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sciatica during pregnancy my god that was awful I get it mild now and again must be getting old lol, that pain would even put me off my sex games

Yeah, had that too with my first..barely slept for the last 2 months of my pregnancy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripping your banjo string in an unfortunate oral sex incident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh catching your tongue stud between your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ripping your banjo string in an unfortunate oral sex incident

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By *ustforfun1759Couple
over a year ago

IRVINE

Got to be kidney stones worst pain on earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating a bag of salty chips with a paper cut on your finger.

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By *alkdirty2meCouple
over a year ago

20 miles south of Edinburgh

"Nerve pain caused by discs. Nothing touches it. Not childbirth at home nor gallstones

I concur, neck broken in two places, op to fix it left me with constant nerve pain on left side 24/7 so bad that it wakes me from my sleep when the pain killers wear off, 9 years on and still just as bad as the day it was broken,

But no pain on earth can compare to the pain of a broken heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in rem getting stuck going to the shop I couldn't move properly i eventually had to do a shuffle back home lol that was attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crab pinching your ballsack the same way the taxman pinches my money . Fucking bastard that leaves me out of pocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heart surgery

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