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Random Objects used as sex toys....

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By *uirkygirl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

Hi have come across some photos recently where Random household items are being used as sex aids.... Anyone else find this a bit disturbing... Especially when they are made of Glass... I wonder how many people have been admitted to hospital with injurys as a result of this????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so thats where my pint glasses went

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By *uirkygirl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

PMSL at what i have just discovered on the internet as some things that have been used as sex aids!

Stuffed Animals (Tickle me Elmo being the favorite)

Vacuum Extensions

Mobile Phones

Washing Machine

Socks rolled up in a condom

Brush Handles

Newspapers rolled up in a condom....

And i also discovered that in 1902 sex toys were used by Doctors to relieve females suffering from Hysteria because they were tired of relieveing them Manually... I wonder if the NHS would pay for me to Get off!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do strawberries and small remote controls with a condom on count? lol

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By *uirkygirl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

What do you have to do with the strawberries??????? x

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By *ojomanMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond

I want to know what websites you've been trawling!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rem scooping up a guy and taking him to hosp with torch stuck up his arse he lit up the way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend works in a & e and she told me about a guy with a light bulb up his ass which has smashed inside him....ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you have to do with the strawberries??????? x"

They are an interesting shape and you get to eat them when you're finished with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend works in a & e and she told me about a guy with a light bulb up his ass which has smashed inside him....ouch"

no light at the end of the tunnel for him then

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By *dultfunscotland2000Man
over a year ago

Scotland and beyond


"A friend works in a & e and she told me about a guy with a light bulb up his ass which has smashed inside him....ouch"

Watt was he thinking?

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By *cotscpl66Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"so thats where my pint glasses went "

Yeah I took it lol xx

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By *imshardMan
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

hey if you use a brush you can do the sweeping up same time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yip defo find it disturbing! Have saw pics with hairbrushes,bottles,cucumbers and worst yet carrots! Ehe...BOAK! get a grip please ladys this is NOT sexy?? Auds

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By *dultfunscotland2000Man
over a year ago

Scotland and beyond


"yip defo find it disturbing! Have saw pics with hairbrushes,bottles,cucumbers and worst yet carrots! Ehe...BOAK! get a grip please ladys this is NOT sexy?? Auds "

After discovering what a fuck buddy did when she was alone and hornt it's safe tonsay I won't be having soup or salad at hers.

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By *reacherUKMan
over a year ago

Livingston


"hey if you use a brush you can do the sweeping up same time lol "

My boss usually wants me to stick the handle up my arse ...

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By *dultfunscotland2000Man
over a year ago

Scotland and beyond


"hey if you use a brush you can do the sweeping up same time lol

My boss usually wants me to stick the handle up my arse ... "

You boss sure likes to give job satisfaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yip defo find it disturbing! Have saw pics with hairbrushes,bottles,cucumbers and worst yet carrots! Ehe...BOAK! get a grip please ladys this is NOT sexy?? Auds "

wanna fookin bet !!!!

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

What about a Butternut Squash?

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By *eenonfun2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sweetcorn is lovely cos its all nobbly, esp if a wee bit warm.

Got a glass dildo, it is solid and quite heavy.

Mars bar? then eat it

Easter bunnies (see pixs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squash? There bloody huge !!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yip defo find it disturbing! Have saw pics with hairbrushes,bottles,cucumbers and worst yet carrots! Ehe...BOAK! get a grip please ladys this is NOT sexy?? Auds

wanna fookin bet !!!!"

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By *uirkygirl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Quirkyville


"I want to know what websites you've been trawling!!!!! "

Google search.....

I think i will do a google picture search now though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to know a lass that worked in a+e as a trainee doctor or something. She heard of this guy that was in with a wine bottle stuck inside but he came to this hospital instead of going to his nearest because of embarassment. She had to see this - when she pulled back the cubicle curtain it was a guy she dated some months earlier.

She said she was embarassed but think how he must have felt.

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By *andG4moreCouple
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire


"Sweetcorn is lovely cos its all nobbly, esp if a wee bit warm.

Got a glass dildo, it is solid and quite heavy.

Mars bar? then eat it

Easter bunnies (see pixs)"

mmm very nice. gee loves the chocolate covered cock pic. lol would be dangerous though might find the head being bitten off lol ouch!!

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley


"Squash? There bloody huge !!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lol! Never used one....just always thought some can look very phallic! ......which made me think someone somewhere must have tried one!

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By *eenonfun2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The choc bunnies were in the fridge for ages but melted really quick too lol.

In regards to fruit and veg, I think we should be environmentally friendly and use nature to our advantage instead of buying expensive toys ('cept the glass dildo, - worth every penny)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a nurse in theatres we had a young girl brought in with a shattered test tube inside her...not a pretty sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so thats where my pint glasses went

Yeah I took it lol xx "

Ok, fully body search next time you leave, in fact on entry too, just in case you are concealing contraband....lol xx

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By *__KMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

A good search around the internet reveals some truly bizarre stuff. I saw a post in this thread a while back saying that carrots and other veg were bad... Well, if that's what you consider to be bad, skip this post and go on to the next.

I warn you, some of the stuff may make you boak.

I have seen videos of people using bog brushes in their pussies; high pressure hose pipes that have been turned on; there is an infamous video of a guy who stuffed a jam jar up his butt which subsequently shattered; videos of people with 3 foot double enders completely swallowed into their pussies (doesn't exactly qualify as an every day object... but in this community they might be); American footballs completely inserted; live eels; very large very sharp kitchen knives, basketballs inserted anally; dead squid; a cactus...

And I am not actually making any of these up. The internet really is the most horrifying place. I'm not actually into any of this weird crap mind, its usually been sent to me by people who want to see my reactions. Friends can be dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a vid online of a red apple the squeals are real

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