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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come, have a drink, as it's a school night don't drink too much. But have a chat, a laugh maybe make a new friend or get to know others better.. I'll be in the corner pished. Say hi or kick me as you go passed... If your lucky I might get up and serve you a drink.. No promises though.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Always up for getting to know new friends.

Jack a diet Irn bru please when your ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always up for getting to know new friends.

Jack a diet Irn bru please when your ready

You've got it..

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Always up for getting to know new friends.

Jack a diet Irn bru please when your ready

You've got it.. "
oh quick service tonight

... what you after ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always up for getting to know new friends.

Jack a diet Irn bru please when your ready

You've got it.. oh quick service tonight

... what you after ?

Same as always.. Without much success.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Might be midweek but I’ve had and will continue to have a tough one.

I’m on the spiced rum with ginger ale and a spot of ginger syrup.

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By *attooed gentMan
over a year ago

anywhere everywhere

Whiskey neat please

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Always up for getting to know new friends.

Jack a diet Irn bru please when your ready

You've got it.. oh quick service tonight

... what you after ?

Same as always.. Without much success.

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lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whiskey neat please "

A nice single malt for you.. With a twist... The twist is it's a triple.

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By *attooed gentMan
over a year ago

anywhere everywhere

"Whiskey neat please

A nice single malt for you.. With a twist... The twist is it's a triple.

That’s alright Will make it last lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whiskey neat please

A nice single malt for you.. With a twist... The twist is it's a triple.

That’s alright Will make it last lol"

No need.. There's as much ad tou want... Unless I drink them all first.

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By *attooed gentMan
over a year ago

anywhere everywhere

"Whiskey neat please

A nice single malt for you.. With a twist... The twist is it's a triple.

That’s alright Will make it last lol

No need.. There's as much ad tou want... Unless I drink them all first.

Just as well I have a couple of bottles at home lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whiskey neat please

A nice single malt for you.. With a twist... The twist is it's a triple.

That’s alright Will make it last lol

No need.. There's as much ad tou want... Unless I drink them all first.

Just as well I have a couple of bottles at home lol"

I broke in and drank them on the way here.. Refilled them with tea.. Oops.. Shouldn't have said THAT

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By *attooed gentMan
over a year ago

anywhere everywhere

"Whiskey neat please

A nice single malt for you.. With a twist... The twist is it's a triple.

That’s alright Will make it last lol

No need.. There's as much ad tou want... Unless I drink them all first.

Just as well I have a couple of bottles at home lol

I broke in and drank them on the way here.. Refilled them with tea.. Oops.. Shouldn't have said THAT

Just as well heading to shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whiskey neat please

A nice single malt for you.. With a twist... The twist is it's a triple.

That’s alright Will make it last lol

No need.. There's as much ad tou want... Unless I drink them all first.

Just as well I have a couple of bottles at home lol

I broke in and drank them on the way here.. Refilled them with tea.. Oops.. Shouldn't have said THAT

Just as well heading to shop "

Buy some salt and vinegar square crisps and a snickers please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad day at black rock, Jack. I'll have a big gin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bad day at black rock, Jack. I'll have a big gin.

Sent two.. Sounds like yiu need them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling mellow... I'll have one of those single malts if there's any left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hic! Ta x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Annual Leave so can drink all night.

Start with a brandy and , no ice pls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm feeling mellow... I'll have one of those single malts if there's any left

I always keep a "special" one in my iffice, just in case you grace me with your presence..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On Annual Leave so can drink all night.

Start with a brandy and , no ice pls."

I'll make it a large one.. Only large thing i can give you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling mellow... I'll have one of those single malts if there's any left

I always keep a "special" one in my iffice, just in case you grace me with your presence..

Very kind my dear, I'm honoured, I hope you'll join me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling mellow... I'll have one of those single malts if there's any left

I always keep a "special" one in my iffice, just in case you grace me with your presence..

Very kind my dear, I'm honoured, I hope you'll join me

Hey ....what about me???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm feeling mellow... I'll have one of those single malts if there's any left

I always keep a "special" one in my iffice, just in case you grace me with your presence..

Very kind my dear, I'm honoured, I hope you'll join me

You know that you only have to say the word... Oh. Sorry. That's not what you meant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm feeling mellow... I'll have one of those single malts if there's any left

I always keep a "special" one in my iffice, just in case you grace me with your presence..

Very kind my dear, I'm honoured, I hope you'll join me

Hey ....what about me???

Don't cry.. Tou know you're always welcome too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling mellow... I'll have one of those single malts if there's any left

I always keep a "special" one in my iffice, just in case you grace me with your presence..

Very kind my dear, I'm honoured, I hope you'll join me

Hey ....what about me???

We can budge up for you Nuff, gin drinkers welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling mellow... I'll have one of those single malts if there's any left

I always keep a "special" one in my iffice, just in case you grace me with your presence..

Very kind my dear, I'm honoured, I hope you'll join me

You know that you only have to say the word... Oh. Sorry. That's not what you meant.

hahaha you're cute when you blush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm feeling mellow... I'll have one of those single malts if there's any left

I always keep a "special" one in my iffice, just in case you grace me with your presence..

Very kind my dear, I'm honoured, I hope you'll join me

You know that you only have to say the word... Oh. Sorry. That's not what you meant.

hahaha you're cute when you blush

I look like a fat machstick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling mellow... I'll have one of those single malts if there's any left

I always keep a "special" one in my iffice, just in case you grace me with your presence..

Very kind my dear, I'm honoured, I hope you'll join me

You know that you only have to say the word... Oh. Sorry. That's not what you meant.

hahaha you're cute when you blush

I look like a fat machstick

Shush - and pour Nuff and I another, any nibbles in your office

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm feeling mellow... I'll have one of those single malts if there's any left

I always keep a "special" one in my iffice, just in case you grace me with your presence..

Very kind my dear, I'm honoured, I hope you'll join me

You know that you only have to say the word... Oh. Sorry. That's not what you meant.

hahaha you're cute when you blush

I look like a fat machstick

Shush - and pour Nuff and I another, any nibbles in your office

There might be one small oork sausage.. You can share if you like.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm blushing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I'm blushing

*Ponders* "do i believe that or not"

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By *ittle Red83Woman
over a year ago

Airdrie

A large Jack Daniels and for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I'm blushing

*Ponders* "do i believe that or not"

*says nothing* am discreet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I'm blushing

*Ponders* "do i believe that or not"

*says nothing* am discreet

A woman that says nothing, that's the dream come true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large Jack Daniels and for me please

A large and I'll just stick my... Finger in it.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Now I'm blushing

*Ponders* "do i believe that or not"

*says nothing* am discreet

A woman that says nothing, that's the dream come true

They all say nothing after you've chloroformed them Jack .

Oops that was your secret I wasn’t to mention .

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By *ittle Red83Woman
over a year ago

Airdrie

"A large Jack Daniels and for me please

A large and I'll just stick my... Finger in it.

Haha so long as its clean though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raising a glass or several to good old Terry Jones RIP I would like:

6 bottles of chateau latour 45

A double jeroboam of champagne

6 crates of the usual brown ales

And then a waffer theen meent

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Raising a glass or several to good old Terry Jones RIP I would like:

6 bottles of chateau latour 45

A double jeroboam of champagne

6 crates of the usual brown ales

And then a waffer theen meent

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

RIP, lifting a jd to him x

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Are we in before last orders?

Rum and and a G & T please!

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Can I have a nightcap please? Can't sleep

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By *otrock-cplCouple
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Gin & Tonic for me & a Guinness & a portwood cask malt for Darren please.

How have you all been behaving XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I'm blushing

*Ponders* "do i believe that or not"

*says nothing* am discreet

A woman that says nothing, that's the dream come true

They all say nothing after you've chloroformed them Jack .

Oops that was your secret I wasn’t to mention .

Ffs..i just had a person cancel because, "they won't meet someone who chooses chloroform over rohipnol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large Jack Daniels and for me please

A large and I'll just stick my... Finger in it.

Haha so long as its clean though

Always clean.. You're welcome to check for yourself.. Anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Raising a glass or several to good old Terry Jones RIP I would like:

6 bottles of chateau latour 45

A double jeroboam of buckfast

6 crates of the usual brown ales

And then a waffer theen meent

Done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we in before last orders?

Rum and and a G & T please!"

Sorry i collapsed comatose in the corner.. I hope you helped yourselves though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a nightcap please? Can't sleep

Sorry i collapsed comatose in the corner.. I hope you helped yourself though and managed to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gin & Tonic for me & a Guinness & a portwood cask malt for Darren please.

How have you all been behaving XXX "

Sorry i collapsed comatose in the corner.. I hope you helped yourselves though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tee total but always up for banter.

Back in gym last night for the first time in 20 years since I quit the fight game

Sore this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tee total but always up for banter.

Back in gym last night for the first time in 20 years since I quit the fight game

Sore this morning"

Well done.. We stock a fine range of non alcoholic wines, beers and can do mock tails as well as soft drinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please have a double vodka, little and hold the ice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I please have a double vodka, little and hold the ice. "

Absolutely.. Enjoy.

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Dirty martini please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dirty martini please

I keep them in my office.. Cime join me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a strong something, whatever you have!!! just had parents evening and wanted to throttle one teacher, no bloody eye contact when I was talking to her, how bloody rude and disrespectful. Ggggrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me a strong something, whatever you have!!! just had parents evening and wanted to throttle one teacher, no bloody eye contact when I was talking to her, how bloody rude and disrespectful. Ggggrrrrr

Ouch.. Have the bottle, tequila ok? .. (was she hot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe she's on fab, lioked at your profile, fabbed a few pics and wad embarrassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she's on fab, lioked at your profile, fabbed a few pics and wad embarrassed.

Naw doubt it, 23 Yr old, I block that age. She was just ignorant lol. And tequila will do thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe she's on fab, lioked at your profile, fabbed a few pics and wad embarrassed.

Naw doubt it, 23 Yr old, I block that age. She was just ignorant lol. And tequila will do thank you.

You're welcome. Anytime.

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

"Dirty martini please

I keep them in my office.. Cime join me.

Ok no olives though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dirty martini please

I keep them in my office.. Cime join me.

Ok no olives though

Gave you a twist of lemon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack.... line the vodka shots up, just no chilli vodka tho lol that's just boggin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack.... line the vodka shots up, just no chilli vodka tho lol that's just boggin"

You got it.. I'll join you.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Jack.... line the vodka shots up, just no chilli vodka tho lol that's just boggin

You got it.. I'll join you.

You lot are on a right bender. Day 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack.... line the vodka shots up, just no chilli vodka tho lol that's just boggin

You got it.. I'll join you.

You lot are on a right bender. Day 3

Just another shit day so why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jack.... line the vodka shots up, just no chilli vodka tho lol that's just boggin

You got it.. I'll join you.

You lot are on a right bender. Day 3

Just another shit day so why not "

I agree.

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Half day so home early. Can I have a large gin please Jack x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give us loads of Everything and keep it coming it’s Friday lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just give us loads of Everything and keep it coming it’s Friday lol "

You want me to keep you cumming, no problem... Oops sorry.. I misread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Half day so home early. Can I have a large gin please Jack x"

I'll make it two.. As it's you. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just give us loads of Everything and keep it coming it’s Friday lol

You want me to keep you cumming, no problem... Oops sorry.. I misread

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haha Asked for that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa tea for me please cause I'm boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just give us loads of Everything and keep it coming it’s Friday lol

You want me to keep you cumming, no problem... Oops sorry.. I misread

haha Asked for that . "

I wish you would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuppa tea for me please cause I'm boring

It's not boring I love my tea too.

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Half day so home early. Can I have a large gin please Jack x

I'll make it two.. As it's you. Xx"

Cheers ma dear x

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