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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And you can eliminate one thing from the planet.

What is it and why?

Mine would be jazz...as the line from The Commitments "it's musical wanking", makes me ears bleed and makes me stabby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And you can eliminate one thing from the planet.

What is it and why?

Mine would be jazz...as the line from The Commitments "it's musical wanking", makes me ears bleed and makes me stabby!

I have an totally eclectic appreciation of music, but I cannot tolerate jazz either. I just don’t get it.

Jimmy Rabbit hits the nail on the head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People. All of them.

Fuckers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People. All of them.

Fuckers. "

That made me snort

I’d eliminate calories from wine... and cheese... and triple cooked chips... and bacon sandwiches... and... ohhh you get the picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And you can eliminate one thing from the planet.

What is it and why?

Mine would be jazz...as the line from The Commitments "it's musical wanking", makes me ears bleed and makes me stabby!

"

Another vote for Jazz... makes me stabby too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a metal head drummer, nothing wrong with Jazz as I had to learn drums from somewhere.

I’d eliminate the USA, no make that just Trumpton

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All music except Jazz....

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Atheism - for obvious reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd eliminate time... Then i would be God FOREVER.. (evil laugh). MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHA

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I'd eliminate time... Then i would be God FOREVER.. (evil laugh). MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHA"

If there's no time, then there's no forever. Yer kinda scunnered there, Jacko.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I’d eliminate the fact I could only be god for a day...

Then I’d work on poverty, hunger, disease, war....you get the picture.

Also, I’d work on eliminating calories from EVERYTHING (see what I did there Velouria )

Oh, maybe eliminate the need for anyone to work ever again so we can all have the free time to get up to no good too

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

Hills that go up

Cucumbers

Midges

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee


"Hills that go up

Cucumbers

Midges"

actually - maybe not cucumbers - they can serve one useful purpose...

but definitely midges - they have to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hills that go up

Cucumbers

Midges

actually - maybe not cucumbers - they can serve one useful purpose...

but definitely midges - they have to go"

Cucumbers that go up

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I would ban meat from being eaten. We don't need it to survive.

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"People. All of them.

Fuckers. "
not wrong. Humans a the planet's disease. A virus of evil that keeps growing and growing until it consumes all and at that point. It will die out.

Save the planet kill the humans!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would ban meat from being eaten. We don't need it to survive."

Oh no Bluebell, I'm a meat lover and a veggie lover, I cant have one without the other. You wouldn't like me to elimate men, fairs fair now, you take my meat ill take away men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Atheism - for obvious reasons. "

I'm atheist, don't believe in something that makes no sense to me.

Or are you referring to your ownseld being a GOD therefore Atheism in not wanted around your parts

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Religion.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Atheism - for obvious reasons.

I'm atheist, don't believe in something that makes no sense to me.

Or are you referring to your ownseld being a GOD therefore Atheism in not wanted around your parts "

If I was God for a day then it's conclusive proof he's real. I'd cut it down to just the one religion, though, to keep it simple.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Atheism - for obvious reasons.

I'm atheist, don't believe in something that makes no sense to me.

Or are you referring to your ownseld being a GOD therefore Atheism in not wanted around your parts

If I was God for a day then it's conclusive proof he's real. I'd cut it down to just the one religion, though, to keep it simple. "
3000 gods give or take in this world isn't it amazing that every believer is born in the right area where there Gods are the only gods...

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Atheism - for obvious reasons.

I'm atheist, don't believe in something that makes no sense to me.

Or are you referring to your ownseld being a GOD therefore Atheism in not wanted around your parts

If I was God for a day then it's conclusive proof he's real. I'd cut it down to just the one religion, though, to keep it simple. 3000 gods give or take in this world isn't it amazing that every believer is born in the right area where there Gods are the only gods..."

It is kinda handy; or maybe it's just God's will!

Himeros brought us all together on Fab for a reason, I'm sure of that. I say a special wee prayer to him every night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Atheism - for obvious reasons.

I'm atheist, don't believe in something that makes no sense to me.

Or are you referring to your ownseld being a GOD therefore Atheism in not wanted around your parts

If I was God for a day then it's conclusive proof he's real. I'd cut it down to just the one religion, though, to keep it simple. 3000 gods give or take in this world isn't it amazing that every believer is born in the right area where there Gods are the only gods...

It is kinda handy; or maybe it's just God's will!

Himeros brought us all together on Fab for a reason, I'm sure of that. I say a special wee prayer to him every night. "

....Every night?....In bed....?

Is that after you've paid homage to Humerus and the Goddess Palm & her 5 Sisters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Atheism - for obvious reasons.

I'm atheist, don't believe in something that makes no sense to me.

Or are you referring to your ownseld being a GOD therefore Atheism in not wanted around your parts

If I was God for a day then it's conclusive proof he's real. I'd cut it down to just the one religion, though, to keep it simple. 3000 gods give or take in this world isn't it amazing that every believer is born in the right area where there Gods are the only gods...

It is kinda handy; or maybe it's just God's will!

Himeros brought us all together on Fab for a reason, I'm sure of that. I say a special wee prayer to him every night.

....Every night?....In bed....?

Is that after you've paid homage to Humerus and the Goddess Palm & her 5 Sisters? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an atheist so to me no god exists but if by some chance this mythical thing/person was to appear and bestow me with god like powers I’d use it to banish all religions/cults.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Atheism - for obvious reasons.

I'm atheist, don't believe in something that makes no sense to me.

Or are you referring to your ownseld being a GOD therefore Atheism in not wanted around your parts

If I was God for a day then it's conclusive proof he's real. I'd cut it down to just the one religion, though, to keep it simple. 3000 gods give or take in this world isn't it amazing that every believer is born in the right area where there Gods are the only gods...

It is kinda handy; or maybe it's just God's will!

Himeros brought us all together on Fab for a reason, I'm sure of that. I say a special wee prayer to him every night.

....Every night?....In bed....?

Is that after you've paid homage to Humerus and the Goddess Palm & her 5 Sisters? "

Your mind is in the gutter! THE POWER OF HIMEROS COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF HIMEROS COMPELS YOU!

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Puppies and kittens, annoying little gits always looking something from you.

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