FabSwingers.com forum: First World Problems..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Put on a pair of ultra smoothing control tights this morning under my dress. It was a work out just to get into them and, I currently can't breathe or move.. However, my bum looks so much better! I'm painting such a sexy image huh!

What is your first world problem today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tangled vertical blinds at work grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I forgot to start the stopwatch on my phone before I began my morning plank.

Took me 3 push ups before I managed to successfully start it with my nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My waterproof casio digital watch is clouded up on the inside, and no where in Glasgow has the headphones I want in stock

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

How to spend a wee windfall I found out about yesterday ... now where did I put those holiday brochures lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cable to connect my phone to the infotainment system in my car is fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up to find out my replacement phone is coming today instead of tomorrow and everything on my phone will have to be saved over on another device as I have to box phone to hand it over and won't be able to clone with new phone with old one, I'm not pleased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ran out of coffee and can't get out of office to go to tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ran out of coffee and can't get out of office to go to tesco "

Get it delivered man! I'll have a mocha ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't get it delivered to office

I can escape at 12 and go get a new jar for the office, and maybe something from cafe Nero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm....would Lord Sugar be satisfied with that I wonder, or would you be getting the finger of doom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't work for amstrad so I think I'm OK there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My treadmill just broke. Shopping for a new one

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tesco is out of aloe vera loo rolls, I had to get coconut oil ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tesco is out of aloe vera loo rolls, I had to get coconut oil ones

Ha ha...you're as bad as Mr....his ringer is more sensitive than my coupon

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

"Tesco is out of aloe vera loo rolls, I had to get coconut oil ones

Ha ha...you're as bad as Mr....his ringer is more sensitive than my coupon

you just made me spit out my soup

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

I was using this phrase in the office last week and was told that I shouldn’t anymore as it conveyed my ‘white privilege’!

I had no idea...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Put on a pair of ultra smoothing control tights this morning under my dress. It was a work out just to get into them and, I currently can't breathe or move.. However, my bum looks so much better! I'm painting such a sexy image huh!

What is your first world problem today? "

Ok, Furry is here to help you all...

Firstly, Sinders - your bum always looks great

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Tangled vertical blinds at work grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Secondly - scissors!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I forgot to start the stopwatch on my phone before I began my morning plank.

Took me 3 push ups before I managed to successfully start it with my nose. "

Third - really????? That’s exercise!!!! Noooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was using this phrase in the office last week and was told that I shouldn’t anymore as it conveyed my ‘white privilege’!

I had no idea..."

I fucking hate that term!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tesco is out of aloe vera loo rolls, I had to get coconut oil ones

Ha ha...you're as bad as Mr....his ringer is more sensitive than my coupon

My heart goes out to poor man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tesco is out of aloe vera loo rolls, I had to get coconut oil ones

Ha ha...you're as bad as Mr....his ringer is more sensitive than my coupon

you just made me spit out my soup"

Here...have some aloe vera bog roll to mop it up

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"My waterproof casio digital watch is clouded up on the inside, and no where in Glasgow has the headphones I want in stock"

Stick the watch in rice - stop whining, get the expensive ones instead

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"How to spend a wee windfall I found out about yesterday ... now where did I put those holiday brochures lol

Pop me in your case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tangled vertical blinds at work grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Secondly - scissors!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"The cable to connect my phone to the infotainment system in my car is fucked

Order a new one off the ‘rain forest’???

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

I was too slow to make a comeback. Although that particular yoghurt knitter now has their card marked!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Woke up to find out my replacement phone is coming today instead of tomorrow and everything on my phone will have to be saved over on another device as I have to box phone to hand it over and won't be able to clone with new phone with old one, I'm not pleased.

Tell him to wait - offer a bj

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Ran out of coffee and can't get out of office to go to tesco "

TEA!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Hmmmmm....would Lord Sugar be satisfied with that I wonder, or would you be getting the finger of doom.

Especially if he puts it THERE

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"My treadmill just broke. Shopping for a new one

Errrr....go outside????

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Tesco is out of aloe vera loo rolls, I had to get coconut oil ones

So your ass smells of coconut - is that a bad thing??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Tesco is out of aloe vera loo rolls, I had to get coconut oil ones

Ha ha...you're as bad as Mr....his ringer is more sensitive than my coupon

you just made me spit out my soup"

Wear a bib next time

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I was using this phrase in the office last week and was told that I shouldn’t anymore as it conveyed my ‘white privilege’!

I had no idea..."

Tell them to kiss my Furry ass

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Tangled vertical blinds at work grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Secondly - scissors!!!!

Whaaaaaaat?? You said they were at work.....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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I need a lie down now - my brain hurts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on the toilet and it still being warm from the person before

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

The combination of a long queue and incompetant person behind the counter meant it was daylight when I went into the post office and dark when I left.

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By *tew1985Man
over a year ago

Near You

The hot tub is leaking and I have visitors coming...

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have new neighbours and they took my wheelie bin in by mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have new neighbours and they took my wheelie bin in by mistake"

I ran over my foot with my wheelie this morning ..grrrr

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can’t get My 4 “fruit based devices” to sync... very frustrating ..... it’s such a first world problem I know I should be ashamed of myself ...... but I’m not (which is also very first world)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"How to spend a wee windfall I found out about yesterday ... now where did I put those holiday brochures lol

Pop me in your case

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just for you Andy anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fresh baked crusty baquette but forgot my home made parsnip and apple soup for lunch...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I have a fresh baked crusty baquette but forgot my home made parsnip and apple soup for lunch...

That soup sounds good. Feel free to send me the recipe as i am experimenting with soups at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fresh baked crusty baquette but forgot my home made parsnip and apple soup for lunch...

That soup sounds good. Feel free to send me the recipe as i am experimenting with soups at the moment."

It's amazing Bluebell, I'm raging I forgot it!! I'd happily send you the recipe except all my soups are bitsa soups... I see a recipe then throw bitsa other things in

However the base recipe was from the hairy bikers and is easily googled. Celeriac and apple is fabby too

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Put a bottle of prosecco in the freezer for a quick 15 minute chill. Forgot about it and found it pulverised the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just poured juice in my coffee instead of MILK. FML.

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