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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?"

Aww thanks.. Give me a couple of bottles of red please.. And I'll pull up a chair next to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheeky mocktail....getting a handle on this Dry January malarkey!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aww thanks.. Give me a couple of bottles of red please.. And I'll pull up a chair next to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aww thanks.. Give me a couple of bottles of red please.. And I'll pull up a chair next to me.

Red cola?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cheeky mocktail....getting a handle on this Dry January malarkey! "

On it, Nosecco it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aww thanks.. Give me a couple of bottles of red please.. And I'll pull up a chair next to me.

Red cola?"

Red wine... Cheeky

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By *lasgow19861986Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Southern comfort lemonade please. Is it too early for shots tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort lemonade please. Is it too early for shots tho? "

Never too early.. Shorty will let you do body shots if you ask nicely.

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By *lasgow19861986Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Southern comfort lemonade please. Is it too early for shots tho?

Never too early.. Shorty will let you do body shots if you ask nicely.

Never actually done a body shot

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By *cotscouple85Couple
over a year ago

Dumfries

Morgans neat, one piece of ice please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern comfort lemonade please. Is it too early for shots tho? "

Never!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern comfort lemonade please. Is it too early for shots tho?

Never too early.. Shorty will let you do body shots if you ask nicely.

Oh hang on there!!!

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By *lasgow19861986Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Southern comfort lemonade please. Is it too early for shots tho?

Never!"

Get me a shot of jaeger then and a random shot of your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort lemonade please. Is it too early for shots tho?

Never too early.. Shorty will let you do body shots if you ask nicely.

Oh hang on there!!!"

Apologies

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please

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By *lasgow19861986Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please

Take a drink lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please

Take a drink lol "
behave lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please

Take a drink lol behave lol

Hope the bar lady doesn't get mixed up between lemonade and vodka then.. She is new after all.

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By *lasgow19861986Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please

Take a drink lol behave lol

Never get a shot I’m being forced into it lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please

Take a drink lol behave lol

Hope the bar lady doesn't get mixed up between lemonade and vodka then.. She is new after all.

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?"

Cup of tea

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please

Take a drink lol behave lol

Never get a shot I’m being forced into it lol "
I be sat in the corner with my soft drink laughing my ass off at you falling over by the end of the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please

Take a drink lol behave lol

Never get a shot I’m being forced into it lol I be sat in the corner with my soft drink laughing my ass off at you falling over by the end of the night

You know that's not a chair your sitting on but my lap.

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By *lasgow19861986Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please

Take a drink lol behave lol

Never get a shot I’m being forced into it lol I be sat in the corner with my soft drink laughing my ass off at you falling over by the end of the night

Don’t you be taking advantage of me now

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please

Take a drink lol behave lol

Never get a shot I’m being forced into it lol I be sat in the corner with my soft drink laughing my ass off at you falling over by the end of the night

Don’t you be taking advantage of me now "
as if

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please

Take a drink lol behave lol

Never get a shot I’m being forced into it lol I be sat in the corner with my soft drink laughing my ass off at you falling over by the end of the night

You know that's not a chair your sitting on but my lap.

"
lmao

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By *lasgow19861986Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Who’s having the after party then? Got to plan this shit early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s having the after party then? Got to plan this shit early "

Ffs.. I'll host.. Dont know why you can't.. Lazy b'stard

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?"

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Vodka, soda and lime, please barkeep.

Unless someone can make me an espresso martini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x"

I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka, soda and lime, please barkeep.

Unless someone can make me an espresso martini

If you pop into my office.. I'll sort you out... And the martini too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a Disaronno on ice please. I'm stressed!! Needing to be calm.

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By *lasgow19861986Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"May I have a Disaronno on ice please. I'm stressed!! Needing to be calm.

Take a shot then aswell. Shot Saturday

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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Vodka, soda and lime, please barkeep.

Unless someone can make me an espresso martini

If you pop into my office.. I'll sort you out... And the martini too.

Cheeky

Better make it a pornstarvmartini then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka, soda and lime, please barkeep.

Unless someone can make me an espresso martini

If you pop into my office.. I'll sort you out... And the martini too.

Cheeky

Better make it a pornstarvmartini then

Done.. Do you mind if it's a virgin one.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Can I have a hot toddy please? Think I am getting a cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a hot toddy please? Think I am getting a cold "

Here you go.. Ffs shorty.. Open the bar and then leave.. You're as bad as me.

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Soft drink for me

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By *lasgow19861986Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Soft drink for me "

Awk have a shot. What’s your favourite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach please.

Followed by a screaming orgasm.

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Soft drink for me

Awk have a shot. What’s your favourite? "

I do enjoy a tequila

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x

I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.

Lol you’re forgiven

Millie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach please.

Followed by a screaming orgasm.

Just how I like it

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By *lasgow19861986Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Soft drink for me

Awk have a shot. What’s your favourite?

I do enjoy a tequila "

Do you do the salt and lemon?

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

While K has requested a hot toddy due to being poorly it's down to me to take one for the team.

Flint dry martini please,stirred,zubrowka vodka and twist of lemon.and if we could both request Gregory porter on the juke box at some point that would be wonderful. M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x

I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.

Lol you’re forgiven

Millie

You're very gracious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sex on the beach please.

Followed by a screaming orgasm.

Just how I like it

Well.. My skills as a... Barman are at your disposal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While K has requested a hot toddy due to being poorly it's down to me to take one for the team.

Flint dry martini please,stirred,zubrowka vodka and twist of lemon.and if we could both request Gregory porter on the juke box at some point that would be wonderful. M "

Un re-route the rivers

Let the dammed water be

There's some people down the way that's thirsty

So let the liquid spirit free

The people are thirsty

'Cause of man's unnatural hand

Watch what happens when the people catch wind

When the water hits the banks of that hard dry land

Clap your hands now

Go 'head and clap your hands now

Clap your hands now

Go 'head and clap your hands no, hmm

Get ready for the wave

It might strike like the final flood

The people haven't drank is so long

The water won't even make mud

After it comes, it might come with a steady flow

Grab the roots of the tree

Down by the river, fill your cup when your spirit's low

Clap your hands now

Go 'head and clap your hands now

Clap your hands now

Dip down and take a drank

Hope this one is ok.. Hope k feels better soon.

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Havana 7 year old, three squeezed wedges of lime and Diet Coke please. And one for yourself

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x

I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.

Lol you’re forgiven

Millie

You're very gracious

I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me

Millie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x

I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.

Lol you’re forgiven

Millie

You're very gracious

I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me

Millie "

Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whos still on it ?

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x

I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.

Lol you’re forgiven

Millie

You're very gracious

I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me

Millie

Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.

Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger

Millie x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I may have fallen asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x

I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.

Lol you’re forgiven

Millie

You're very gracious

I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me

Millie

Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.

Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger

Millie x"

Is that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may have fallen asleep

It happens

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Soft drink for me

Awk have a shot. What’s your favourite?

I do enjoy a tequila

Do you do the salt and lemon? "

I do

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By *lasgow19861986Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Soft drink for me

Awk have a shot. What’s your favourite?

I do enjoy a tequila

Do you do the salt and lemon?

I do

It’s only way to take it. Correct?

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Soft drink for me

Awk have a shot. What’s your favourite?

I do enjoy a tequila

Do you do the salt and lemon?

I do

It’s only way to take it. Correct? "

Correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freezing cold Heineken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casual drink: nothing but Tennant’s

Going out: vodka cranberry

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x

I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.

Lol you’re forgiven

Millie

You're very gracious

I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me

Millie

Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.

Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger

Millie x

Is that an offer?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Millie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x

I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.

Lol you’re forgiven

Millie

You're very gracious

I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me

Millie

Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.

Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger

Millie x

Is that an offer?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Millie "

One of the most polite rejections I've had and I've a wealth of experience to draw from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice stiff whisky on the rocks mmmmmm

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x

I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.

Lol you’re forgiven

Millie

You're very gracious

I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me

Millie

Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.

Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger

Millie x

Is that an offer?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Millie

One of the most polite rejections I've had and I've a wealth of experience to draw from.

It wasn’t an outright no

Millie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x

I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.

Lol you’re forgiven

Millie

You're very gracious

I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me

Millie

Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.

Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger

Millie x

Is that an offer?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Millie

One of the most polite rejections I've had and I've a wealth of experience to draw from.

It wasn’t an outright no

Millie "

It contained the word "no" twice..

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!

Bar is open, what's your poison?

Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!

I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!

Millie x

I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.

Lol you’re forgiven

Millie

You're very gracious

I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me

Millie

Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.

Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger

Millie x

Is that an offer?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies

Millie

One of the most polite rejections I've had and I've a wealth of experience to draw from.

It wasn’t an outright no

Millie

It contained the word "no" twice..

Fair point, well made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair point, well made

Thank you

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