FabSwingers.com forum: whats your most bizzare request?????

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and did you complete task....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had 2 one was to meet a young guy and shit on him. The other was too meet a 65 year old guy and suck him off while his 70 year old wife watched, delcined both offers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive had 2 one was to meet a young guy and shit on him. The other was too meet a 65 year old guy and suck him off while his 70 year old wife watched, delcined both offers lol"
lol....would take a special girl to accept those challenges....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The young guy was wanting me too shit on his chest and rub it in....ewwwww he did say he was struggling to find someone too do it....wonder why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one to dominate a guy and 'destroy his spincter'

Being the nosy biatch I am I had to mail him back and ask questions lol

Turns out he had considered the dangers and had wanted this done since the age of 19. He had a supply of nappies and clothes to fit over them.

He didn't see this as a problem with regards to future relationships as he had a friend who was 'into adult babies'

Ah yes, only in the world of Fabs

Oh I declined, but wished him well in his search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was asked by the guy we were chatting to if he could shave me....hell no

n x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I was once asked if i would meet a guy and his Alsation dog so him and the dog could lick my clit ..he was very quickly told where to go with his Alsation dog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had one to dominate a guy and 'destroy his spincter'

Being the nosy biatch I am I had to mail him back and ask questions lol

Turns out he had considered the dangers and had wanted this done since the age of 19. He had a supply of nappies and clothes to fit over them.

He didn't see this as a problem with regards to future relationships as he had a friend who was 'into adult babies'

Ah yes, only in the world of Fabs

Oh I declined, but wished him well in his search

That should have been sphincter of course lol....blonde day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked if i would meet a guy and his Alsation dog so him and the dog could lick my clit ..he was very quickly told where to go with his Alsation dog lol

You gave your address!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I was once asked if i would meet a guy and his Alsation dog so him and the dog could lick my clit ..he was very quickly told where to go with his Alsation dog lol

You gave your address!!

No i gave him urs Roxy thought it would be more up ur street hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was once asked if i would meet a guy and his Alsation dog so him and the dog could lick my clit ..he was very quickly told where to go with his Alsation dog lol

You gave your address!!

No i gave him urs Roxy thought it would be more up ur street hehehehe

Lmao!!!...knowing my luck the dog would be better looking than the bloke

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I was once asked if i would meet a guy and his Alsation dog so him and the dog could lick my clit ..he was very quickly told where to go with his Alsation dog lol

You gave your address!!

No i gave him urs Roxy thought it would be more up ur street hehehehe

Lmao!!!...knowing my luck the dog would be better looking than the bloke

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yuk i thing i hate is poo if your going to shit do it in the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My most bizarre request;

asking a girl fur a shag

Anno! shocker

Wheres that dame Lurpak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

some bonkers ones.....we must be avoidin all the nutters out ther....thank fek. we just have the usual requests for used knickers......lame....lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"some bonkers ones.....we must be avoidin all the nutters out ther....thank fek. we just have the usual requests for used knickers......lame....lol"

oh ive had that one too lol

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By *eenonfun2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"was asked by the guy we were chatting to if he could shave me....hell no

n x"

Have handed the razor to a female, but Cookies is the only male going down there with a sharp blade

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

arranged a meet with a femme once - did the chat, coffeesocial meet and then back to hers. get there nd she asks if OK if her DAD weatches and maybe joined in.

Thank feck my mobile rang at that point andIquickly made my excuses - think I used the old "death in the familyW one that time!

A very narrow excape

PS was not a meet through fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a girl want to act out a rape fantasy, I was both freaked out and intrigued, basically had to show up at her door, get in the house and do the very bad deed. We hadn't really spoke at length and while I like pulling hair and being dom this sounded a bit much.

My bottle crashed thinking it was a bit extreme and I never went through with it.

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I was asked to bottle my squirt juices so he could keep it in his fridge and drink when he wanted?!

Also had the dog thing too!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I had a girl want to act out a rape fantasy, I was both freaked out and intrigued, basically had to show up at her door, get in the house and do the very bad deed."

Had this request a few times, be it a hotel, park, home etc.

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By *dultfunscotland2000Man
over a year ago

Scotland and beyond

Had a weirdo that wanted me to shag his sister. I'm hoping he was just an extremely sick fantasist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man a must be kinda fucked up!!

all these requests sound kinda normal tae me !!

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By *eenonfun2Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"man a must be kinda fucked up!!

all these requests sound kinda normal tae me !!"

hehehehe

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Had a few wanting me to go round in uniform and the handcuffs - NO!!

Had a lady send me photos of herself naked. She was quite small and flat chested as well as being shaved. She said that she could be my "little girl" as she looked so young.

A definite no to that one. I prefer women to look like women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This guy wanted to come over to mine and give me a hand job. I said i am straight....he then offered me 200 quid and asked me if i could go to a hotel room booked by him and get in bed and hide under the blanket, he will come in dark and play with my cock for 10 mins while i pretend i am sleeping and he will go away!

That was freaky so i said No....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have took the 200

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have took the 200 "

200 for 10 minutes !! does he play with pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One bloke ask to massage my feet paint my toe nails the wank over them. i declined his offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have took the 200

200 for 10 minutes !! does he play with pussy

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a weirdo that wanted me to shag his sister. I'm hoping he was just an extremely sick fantasist."

Sounds like Josef Fritzl has a fabswingers account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This guy wanted to come over to mine and give me a hand job. I said i am straight....he then offered me 200 quid and asked me if i could go to a hotel room booked by him and get in bed and hide under the blanket, he will come in dark and play with my cock for 10 mins while i pretend i am sleeping and he will go away!

That was freaky so i said No...."

So he was going to come into the room in the dark,why not get a bi male friend to be the "plant" and you could have had 100 quid each lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One bloke ask to massage my feet paint my toe nails the wank over them. i declined his offer.

That is quite normal

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Just rembered a client at work asked me if my mum would duo with me and get down and dirty, wtf?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One bloke ask to massage my feet paint my toe nails the wank over them. i declined his offer.

That is quite normal"

i quite liked the offer to get my teeth really white..

most of it went on my chin ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are hilarious,wish i would get some crackpot requests lol.All i have had is some guys asking if i will fuck there mouth then go..go where lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of these are hilarious,wish i would get some crackpot requests lol.All i have had is some guys asking if i will fuck there mouth then go..go where lol.

some of them could be quite handy next time hubby has had a few drinks and fancies a bj.. hmm send me the details lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One bloke ask to massage my feet paint my toe nails the wank over them. i declined his offer.

That is quite normal"

'Normal' depends upon your point of view.

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By *ocksmithMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hahahahahahahahahah

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By *ocksmithMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Begs the question of wether or not she was actually up for it?! Lol yes I know I have a sick mind but then again that appears to be normal on here lol I blame MTV

lol

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By *ocksmithMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Don't lie,bet that was the easiest 200 anyone's ever made lol

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By *ocksmithMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

And I thought it was bad enough the requests I've had but they seem relatively tame in comparison to some others on here lol

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Got a strange message last night asking to go on cam with a couple, to humiliate the guy and make him cum on a biscuit and eat it

didn't answer as I've no idea what to say to something like that!

L xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got a strange message last night asking to go on cam with a couple, to humiliate the guy and make him cum on a biscuit and eat it

didn't answer as I've no idea what to say to something like that!

L xx"
boak.....nearly spewed up,ma chinese then.......

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

boak.....nearly spewed up,ma chinese then......."

lol it's awful huh, think that's only one of two strange requests I've had though.

First one was in the old chat, a guy mucked up a private message asking if I wanted him to cum in a cup and watch him drink it. The whole room saw it and it was hilarious, revolting but funny!

L xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol...we had a guy pester us to spunk on his hand n eat it.....fuck it, go on......then everytime he saw us he wanted to do it again.....boggin just cos.we r on thus site doesn't make us animals........well not that way....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a request from a female who wanted me to post my cum to her and she'd let me watch her drink it on cam.

Gave me the horn so it did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a request from a female who wanted me to post my cum to her and she'd let me watch her drink it on cam.

Gave me the horn so it did.

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By *dultfunscotland2000Man
over a year ago

Scotland and beyond

"Got a strange message last night asking to go on cam with a couple, to humiliate the guy and make him cum on a biscuit and eat it

didn't answer as I've no idea what to say to something like that!

L xx"

Garibaldi or did he just shave his pubes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a request from a female who wanted me to post my cum to her and she'd let me watch her drink it on cam.

Gave me the horn so it did.

That was from Madonna,she was told no more adopted kids so she was trying for a baby..i think you will need to change your username to "papa don't preach"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon the guy from Torquay who asked 'can you travel?' was pretty bizzare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iv just been asked if i can deliver a kebab and a pizza..

A new local takeaway has almost the same telephone number as mine

This could either piss me off or i could have some fun with this..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^You should have told them you have a 12 inch meat feast.

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