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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is yours?

I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is yours?

I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old

How did you manage that?

I am a bit clumsy myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut myself very easily and with pretty much everything... Had a loose thread on a jumper caught in my jacket yesterday.. Tried to pull it free, cut my finger like a fekin cheese wire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

I'll lie down in front/ behind you to break your fall... You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

I'll lie down in front/ behind you to break your fall... You're welcome

You brave, brave (foolish) man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is yours?

I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old

How did you manage that?

I am a bit clumsy myself. "

"Cause I'm a dopey cunt!"....that's Mr's explanation anyway

I've a habit of phoning up the wrong company to complain when I've "accidentally" broke something too....Cause it's not Doggy proof.. .Phoned Dyson to complain when we have a Vax...Did that with a washing machine too.

Mr says I should have been a crash test dummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is yours?

I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old

How did you manage that?

I am a bit clumsy myself.

"Cause I'm a dopey cunt!"....that's Mr's explanation anyway

Mr says I should have been a crash test dummy."

You shouldn’t be allowed out alone.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"What is yours?

I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old

How did you manage that?

I am a bit clumsy myself.

"Cause I'm a dopey cunt!"....that's Mr's explanation anyway

Mr says I should have been a crash test dummy.

You shouldn’t be allowed out alone.

She wouldn’t be but there’s no one brave enough to be with her 24/7 .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is yours?

I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old

How did you manage that?

I am a bit clumsy myself.

"Cause I'm a dopey cunt!"....that's Mr's explanation anyway

Mr says I should have been a crash test dummy.

You shouldn’t be allowed out alone.

She wouldn’t be but there’s no one brave enough to be with her 24/7 .

Strikes me as being quite feisty/a handful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is yours?

I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old

How did you manage that?

I am a bit clumsy myself.

"Cause I'm a dopey cunt!"....that's Mr's explanation anyway

Mr says I should have been a crash test dummy.

You shouldn’t be allowed out alone.

She wouldn’t be but there’s no one brave enough to be with her 24/7 .

I'm actually pissing myself at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm judgemental and stubborn.

Rubish at directions and a technophobe

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Easily disratcte...

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By *T1980Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What is yours?

I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old

you trying to get me called out in my uniform lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is yours?

I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old

you trying to get me called out in my uniform lol x"
do plumbers have uniforms nowadays?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is yours?

I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old

you trying to get me called out in my uniform lol x"

Where did I put my chip pan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mr: So what did you say in the shop?

Me: That it was obviously defective....

Mr: YOU'RE FUCKING DEFECTIVE!

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

I've been told I can be too nice and give people too many 2nd (or even 3rd) chances

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

My facetiae can easily be misinterpreted as impertinence. I'm also a logomaniac, which can be discombobulating to the unequivocally unlettered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think

YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My facetiae can easily be misinterpreted as impertinence. I'm also a logomaniac, which can be discombobulating to the unequivocally unlettered. "

Gosh, you really ARE a cunning linguist

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Mr: So what did you say in the shop?

Me: That it was obviously defective....

Mr: YOU'RE FUCKING DEFECTIVE!

I hope your next meets know they have to check all there bupa plans and life insurances are up to date ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think

YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker

)

I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think

YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker

)

I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me..

2020 must be your year of living dangerously my dear Jack lol x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think

YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker

)

I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me..

Maybe box of wine so there’s no smashed glass to fall on .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think

YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker

)

I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me..

Maybe box of wine so there’s no smashed glass to fall on .

Sold!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think

YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker

)

I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me..

2020 must be your year of living dangerously my dear Jack lol x"

Carpe diem.

I'm way passed the "live fast die young" motto.

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By *ebmarMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I sometimes arrange meets with the wrong people thinking they are someone else

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

None

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst trait is I'm too trusting, think everyone is good and try help people but become extremely drained when I find out people are not what I thought there were after they show their true self but refuse to change who I am so continue to be let down and drained by people who are ugly inside.

And I'm accident prone lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"None"

Must be so tiring being surrounded by us mere mortals Kola

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Redhead scorpio. My bad traits will be forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Redhead scorpio. My bad traits will be forgiven

Because the bodies are well hidden

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think

YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker

)

Haha. All the best people are. I've done the market research before anyone dares to contradict

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think

YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker

)

I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me..

2020 must be your year of living dangerously my dear Jack lol x"

I've heard he is a mad dog

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"Redhead scorpio. My bad traits will be forgiven

Because the bodies are well hidden

Always

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

My face, pure munter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET

I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think

YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker

)

I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me..

2020 must be your year of living dangerously my dear Jack lol x

I've heard he is a mad dog

I'll hum... Bite your leg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm clumsy too..

I'm also sensitive and empathic. This usually results in me taking on other people's problems but struggling through my own.

I'm also a hopeless romantic.

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By *T1980Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What is yours?

I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old

you trying to get me called out in my uniform lol x

Where did I put my chip pan?

in the microwave that's how you set it on fire lol x

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By *T1980Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What is yours?

I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old

you trying to get me called out in my uniform lol xdo plumbers have uniforms nowadays?

lol you know better than that lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"None

Must be so tiring being surrounded by us mere mortals Kola

"
exasperating is a far greater descriptive

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By *lum81Man
over a year ago

Inverness

“Don’t put metal in the science oven!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst trait?

I'm permanently tired so fall asleep randomly of I'm to comfortable...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Don’t put metal in the science oven!”"

"Day 2 in the Doggy house and the microwave is alive and well...."

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"“Don’t put metal in the science oven!”

"Day 2 in the Doggy house and the microwave is alive and well....""

Wait till you take it out the box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Don’t put metal in the science oven!”

"Day 2 in the Doggy house and the microwave is alive and well...."

Wait till you take it out the box

Do I have to? It looks so pretty and clean.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It's not OCD, but I like things done certain ways, and if they're not I get annoyed by it.

Mandy

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"“Don’t put metal in the science oven!”

"Day 2 in the Doggy house and the microwave is alive and well...."

Wait till you take it out the box

Do I have to? It looks so pretty and clean."

Being green too as it’s not being used ( blown up ) won’t be consuming electricity or producing greenhouse gases . ( melting parts )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Don’t put metal in the science oven!”

"Day 2 in the Doggy house and the microwave is alive and well...."

Wait till you take it out the box

Do I have to? It looks so pretty and clean.

Being green too as it’s not being used ( blown up ) won’t be consuming electricity or producing greenhouse gases . ( melting parts )

Domestic goddess....Eco Warrior...my list of accolades is growing by the day

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"“Don’t put metal in the science oven!”

"Day 2 in the Doggy house and the microwave is alive and well...."

Wait till you take it out the box

Do I have to? It looks so pretty and clean.

Being green too as it’s not being used ( blown up ) won’t be consuming electricity or producing greenhouse gases . ( melting parts )

Domestic goddess....Eco Warrior...my list of accolades is growing by the day

Domestic god what has she done now ness ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male half -

I'm terrible for not listening when it's something I'm not interested in... Female half can back me up on that!

Female half -

I tend to get pissed off with people who don't listen to me... Then drop in words like stockings or nylon to get their attention ! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's a note for everyone to take, stay well away from Doggy!

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