FabSwingers.com forum: Fab phrases

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having a read at some profiles, common phrases that come up (probably used some myself

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Good looking , friendly couple

Must be in shape (this one is a good one when you see a beer bellied male in the public photos)

Let’s have them...

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Discretion guaranteed .... and you know they tell everyone and their dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Discretion guaranteed .... and you know they tell everyone and their dog

Should be drop downs to make up your profile:

Discrete

Not discrete

Absolutely open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The “demands” from both sexes, men saying women are “entitled” and women with an endless list of do’s and dont’s. I’m told no one reads them anyway, madness!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked the slut hard in every hole

Treat her with respect guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't pass him/her by

*Definitely pass them by

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By *avieDriverMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

'Professional couple'!

Is there a qualification process??

Instant block!!!

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By *ornyhousewifedundeeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

‘I’m looking for regular’

Then after one meet you never hear from them again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucked the slut hard in every hole

Treat her with respect guys "

Hahaha “treat her with respect”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Professional couple'!

Is there a qualification process??

Instant block!!!"

Professional couple - discussed on a thread a while ago. Professional therefore intelligent in the inference that others should draw. You read the profile and it is a shambles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't pass him/her by

*Definitely pass them by"

that’s a great quote in a veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was quite Bitchy, I do apologise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Veri's crack me up. Everyone's hot as hell, great at fucking, great at blowjob, pussy diving. Is there nobody who is shite at anything on fab???

The gym bod that's not a gym bod, manboobs in not gym bod pecks, sorry its just not!!!!

Oh and like someone has said. Don't pass them by. Well our first veri said that after we tried so bloody hard to pass them by, persistent as hell and the guy was bisexual making passes at hubby who is straight as they come

Haha

No one says “utter snide ride” or “two minute wonder”

More honesty is needed here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That was quite Bitchy, I do apologise

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it was indeed. Fabbers all over have been offended.

“Pass this couple by”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veri's crack me up. Everyone's hot as hell, great at fucking, great at blowjob, pussy diving. Is there nobody who is shite at anything on fab???

The gym bod that's not a gym bod, manboobs in not gym bod pecks, sorry its just not!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deleted it so come back hahahha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I deleted it so come back hahahha"

It’s fine , I quoted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo more honesty but maybe not so in sense of stating snide right lol. Maybe say "yeh they were alright each to thier own" or something along those lines.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Veri's crack me up. Everyone's hot as hell, great at fucking, great at blowjob, pussy diving. Is there nobody who is shite at anything on fab???

The gym bod that's not a gym bod, manboobs in not gym bod pecks, sorry its just not!!!!"

I mean - athletic is as it says on the tin. Like an athlete!

I’m going to review my profile in a few days after I read this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Defo more honesty but maybe not so in sense of stating snide right lol. Maybe say "yeh they were alright each to thier own" or something along those lines. "

Diplomacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old classic..

I dont bite..unless you ask me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody seen that, damn caught out lol

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Determined to make their meet cum first, several times, because they're so incredibly amazing with their tongue and love giving oral for hours on end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The old classic..

I dont bite..unless you ask me to

There must be a profile “template” doing the rounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very cheesy

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

'best bj ever'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“Not looking for single guys”

20 veris from single guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I do give the best

ask the hubby, he has Stockholm syndrome hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very cheesy

Not sure this looks good on a veri.. Kinda suggests they needed a good disinfecting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I do give the best

ask the hubby, he has Stockholm syndrome hahaha"

As a single guy it is not possible for me to obtain evidence of this claim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nearly fell for that one. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nearly fell for that one. Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hubby does want me to practice some more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well hubby does want me to practice some more

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

"To Sydney University..."

Fuck off!

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"Only intrested in vwe men"

At least 50% of the guys in the public pics have a micro penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't pass him/her by

*Definitely pass them by"

Ive met a woman 3/4 times for a bite to eat and we have taken turns to pay.... She put in her Veri for me don't pass him by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do lunch and you pay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Only intrested in vwe men"

At least 50% of the guys in the public pics have a micro penis."

This.

Some looking for a guy with a cock the size of an arm, who is very discrete, hasn’t shagged the whole site, the body of an athlete, fun to be with.

The outcome- a beer bellied guy who owns a micro pen is who has a dose and it is quite boring.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We do lunch and you pay

Split the hotel 50/50

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"We do lunch and you pay

Pay for lunch ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We do lunch and you pay

Pay for lunch ?"

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

""Only intrested in vwe men"

At least 50% of the guys in the public pics have a micro penis.

This.

Some looking for a guy with a cock the size of an arm, who is very discrete, hasn’t shagged the whole site, the body of an athlete, fun to be with.

The outcome- a beer bellied guy who owns a micro pen is who has a dose and it is quite boring.

McDonald's chip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well he's not to be passed by, was trying my luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70/30 and we got a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

Lunch, hotel then blowjob,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That good I want to keep him/her to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That good I want to keep him/her to myself

A bit selfish I'd say.

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or stalkerish lol

Same as the profile with 4/5 veris off the same person.

Warning light right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/01/20 22:29:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????"

I know duh!! Never click

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????"

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

I feel like we are one of the profiles but "we aren't looking for single guys" seems to be the most popular phrase in fab. But really, I just have it there to minimise messages from single guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

I'm glad you see it that way.

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

That should be a new fab phrase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

That should be a new fab phrase

I might add that to my status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

That should be a new fab phrase

I might add that to my status

Just put it in my verification.

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

That should be a new fab phrase

I might add that to my status

Not athletic, well endowed, funny, or fun but by god I'm a trier so dont pass me by and keep me all to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

That should be a new fab phrase

I might add that to my status

Not athletic, well endowed, funny, or fun but by god I'm a trier so dont pass me by and keep me all to yourself

You just described me to a T.. Have we met.

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

That should be a new fab phrase

I might add that to my status

Not athletic, well endowed, funny, or fun but by god I'm a trier so dont pass me by and keep me all to yourself

You just described me to a T.. Have we met.

You absolute charmer you, your only a sky remote cock picture away from being fab royalty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

That should be a new fab phrase

I might add that to my status

Not athletic, well endowed, funny, or fun but by god I'm a trier so dont pass me by and keep me all to yourself

You just described me to a T.. Have we met.

You absolute charmer you, your only a sky remote cock picture away from being fab royalty "

I have a virgin remote , (because i am one) will that do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not athletic, well endowed, funny, or fun but by god I'm a trier so dont pass me by and keep me all to yourself

Ive put this as my status. BTW.

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

That should be a new fab phrase

I might add that to my status

Not athletic, well endowed, funny, or fun but by god I'm a trier so dont pass me by and keep me all to yourself

You just described me to a T.. Have we met.

You absolute charmer you, your only a sky remote cock picture away from being fab royalty

I have a virgin remote , (because i am one) will that do.

Mmmmmm fresh meat

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Not athletic, well endowed, funny, or fun but by god I'm a trier so dont pass me by and keep me all to yourself

Ive put this as my status. BTW.

Dont hold me responsible for the rammed mailbox in the morning full of propositions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

That should be a new fab phrase

I might add that to my status

Not athletic, well endowed, funny, or fun but by god I'm a trier so dont pass me by and keep me all to yourself

You just described me to a T.. Have we met.

You absolute charmer you, your only a sky remote cock picture away from being fab royalty

I have a virgin remote , (because i am one) will that do.

Mmmmmm fresh meat "

More like an hors d'oeuvre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are sexually adventurous, as opposed to what, might try sticking only like missionary on my profile!

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

That should be a new fab phrase

I might add that to my status

Not athletic, well endowed, funny, or fun but by god I'm a trier so dont pass me by and keep me all to yourself

You just described me to a T.. Have we met.

You absolute charmer you, your only a sky remote cock picture away from being fab royalty

I have a virgin remote , (because i am one) will that do.

Mmmmmm fresh meat

More like an hors d'oeuvre

And that's just for starters

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"We are sexually adventurous, as opposed to what, might try sticking only like missionary on my profile! "

"Sexually adventurous" ...

Sometimes we do it in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are sexually adventurous, as opposed to what, might try sticking only like missionary on my profile!

"Sexually adventurous" ...

Sometimes we do it in the kitchen

And if I'm feeling really adventurous I try and boil and egg at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another common one is looking to spice things up, should maybe try five spice then is my advice.

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"Dont send cock pics, if your profile has a cock on it I'll instantly block you, no time for cocks , dont care if it's like a baby's arm holding a tomato , I have absolutely no use for cocks, they repulse me "....

Intrested in ..... MEN ONLY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Dont send cock pics, if your profile has a cock on it I'll instantly block you, no time for cocks , dont care if it's like a baby's arm holding a tomato , I have absolutely no use for cocks, they repulse me "....

Intrested in ..... MEN ONLY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intrested in ..... MEN ONLY

Brilliant, that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“Husband is a really respectful and chilled guy”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Husband is a really respectful and chilled guy”

But will be out when we meet up.lol

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"“Husband is a really respectful and chilled guy”

But will be out when we meet up.lol"

Hes so respectful he'll nip out and leave us to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Husband is a really respectful and chilled guy”

But will be out when we meet up.lol

Hes so respectful he'll nip out and leave us to it

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

New to this (joined: over a year ago)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New to this (joined: over a year ago)

And not one single verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just checked the verifications I've given and I'm thankful I've never written any of these things! Phew

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

'Been here before, so I know what it's all about.'

Weird flex, but Ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New to this (joined: over a year ago)

And not one single verification

Checks own profile

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By *asker99Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Discretion guaranteed .... and you know they tell everyone and their dog

"Not looking to sleep with the whole site"....when they'd probably shag their dog!"

That’s the best

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By *asker99Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"'Been here before, so I know what it's all about.'

Weird flex, but Ok.

“ I know the score “ is more recurrent!

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Haha this thread is brilliant.

There is always the good old Fab Straight as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry just noticed I've confused alot here as phones cracked and not replying with quote. My bad

Clearly flustered here

All the excitement got me confused. I was offering my services to all.

To all on fab

????????

I'd, respectfully, like to add my name to that list.

Gotta love a trier

That should be a new fab phrase

I might add that to my status

Not athletic, well endowed, funny, or fun but by god I'm a trier so dont pass me by and keep me all to yourself

You just described me to a T.. Have we met.

You absolute charmer you, your only a sky remote cock picture away from being fab royalty

I have a virgin remote , (because i am one) will that do.

Mmmmmm fresh meat

More like an hors d'oeuvre

And that's just for starters

Should see what i bring for dessert.

"so and so" is what fabs all about.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"'Been here before, so I know what it's all about.'

Weird flex, but Ok.

“ I know the score “ is more recurrent!"

"Been here before, so know the score." Bonus point for the rhyme!

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

“Looking for uncomplicated fun” aren’t we all!!!

I really wish we had proper emojis I love a wee eyeroll lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the best post Ive seen on here.....funny yet so true....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discretion guaranteed .... and you know they tell everyone and their dog

Do they tell their own dog, or everyone's dog... Just curious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/01/20 07:04:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discreet"- camera cuts to wedding photie on the mantlepiece.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"been here before"

"Genuine and discreet"

"No dick pics or that's an instant block"

"not interested in meeting single men"

Then has lots of verifications all from single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New to this (joined: over a year ago)

And not one single verification

Checks own profile

You'll need to get out there some more. Get a wee veri.

Noticed quite a few changes in profiles this morning lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New to this (joined: over a year ago)

And not one single verification

Checks own profile

You'll need to get out there some more. Get a wee veri.

Noticed quite a few changes in profiles this morning lol

Veri - The Holy Grail.

I don’t fire out loads of messages to be honest, if it happens it happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get yourself to a social for a good laugh and I'm sure the veri's will come flowing in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New to this (joined: over a year ago)

And not one single verification

Checks own profile

You'll need to get out there some more. Get a wee veri.

Noticed quite a few changes in profiles this morning lol

Veri - The Holy Grail.

I don’t fire out loads of messages to be honest, if it happens it happens. "

I've paid for all my veri's upfront

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"New to this (joined: over a year ago)

And not one single verification

Checks own profile

You'll need to get out there some more. Get a wee veri.

Noticed quite a few changes in profiles this morning lol

Veri - The Holy Grail.

I don’t fire out loads of messages to be honest, if it happens it happens.

I've paid for all my veri's upfront

Knew there was something not quite

FAKE PROFILE ALERT

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

“To Sydney University...”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New to this (joined: over a year ago)

And not one single verification

Checks own profile

You'll need to get out there some more. Get a wee veri.

Noticed quite a few changes in profiles this morning lol

Veri - The Holy Grail.

I don’t fire out loads of messages to be honest, if it happens it happens.

I've paid for all my veri's upfront

Knew there was something not quite

FAKE PROFILE ALERT

FAKE PROFILE ALERT"

Hahaha

never mentioned I paid in money though

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

""Discreet"- camera cuts to wedding photie on the mantlepiece."

Haha absolutely!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another one I’ve spotted “sensitive jobs”

Wonder what those jobs are. Regardless, I like that one in a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘I’m looking for regular’

Then after one meet you never hear from them again "

Oh this is a common one

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By *ightimefun2Couple
over a year ago

stirling

'back again... couldn't stay away' which actually means 'my umpteenth profile since im a serial no show for meets and leave just before the meet I arrange'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'back again... couldn't stay away' which actually means 'my umpteenth profile since im a serial no show for meets and leave just before the meet I arrange'"

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By *inky KatzCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Looking for the right couple....

Been on over a year and still not found them or had a single meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for the right couple....

Been on over a year and still not found them or had a single meet

These things take time

I’m not one for firing out a 100 messages

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By *etamourMan
over a year ago

York

Must be VWE..... What they really mean is: Mrs has had half a dozen kids and has a fanny like the top of a wellie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That’s me blocked for looking at that one - belter

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By *etamourMan
over a year ago

York

Not into the 3 P's......Check pics and wife is tied up whilst being double anally fisted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not into the 3 P's......Check pics and wife is tied up whilst being double anally fisted

Haha

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By *ufflinkslaceMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Always play safe'.....= 100 photos of penetration with different cocks and not a condom in sight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Always play safe'.....= 100 photos of penetration with different cocks and not a condom in sight.

45 veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More the characteristics that annoy me

“Average” guy of 25 stone

“Curvy” woman, yes curved like a circle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More the characteristics that annoy me

“Average” guy of 25 stone

“Curvy” woman, yes curved like a circle"

My favourite!!

I’ll need to check athletic build on google

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By *etamourMan
over a year ago

York

We also have a life outside of FAB.....Eeerrrmmm Who hasn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We also have a life outside of FAB.....Eeerrrmmm Who hasn't

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By *inky KatzCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

"That’s me blocked for looking at that one - belter

Who you calling a belter? 100% you wouldn’t say that to my face. Why would I want you looking at my profile, your a negative person who makes fun of other people. Maybe that’s why you have been on over a year and not had a single meet - belter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’s me blocked for looking at that one - belter

Ive never seen that phrase used before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s me blocked for looking at that one - belter

Calm yourself down, I’m not making fun of anyone. Just laughing at common phrases people use - it’s called a joke. My face - is it not a couple so should it not be ours??? Just saying.

Belter - the fact that you blocked me for a comment on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s me blocked for looking at that one - belter

Ive never seen that phrase used before

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By *inky KatzCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Yes my face as only one of us is typing right now yi fud.

Blocked because I don’t want pigeon chested negative people creeping on ‘our’ profile.

Now off you go and keep making fun of people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes my face as only one of us is typing right now yi fud.

Blocked because I don’t want pigeon chested negative people creeping on ‘our’ profile.

Now off you go and keep making fun of people. "

Gimme peace and have a lie down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional Couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old “sucks like a Dyson” (insert favourite brand of vacuum cleaner here).

This comment was sponsored by Dyson Ltd.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

"Put the word"

....pineapple,orange,banana,gimp,fud,yawn,snog,brick,chimney...."in box when messaging us to prove you have read profile

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Fill this in later

No one reads these anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread

"I'm quite vanilla and not very adventurous"

Owns a JCB dildo machine operated by four blind midgets in a cellar that is only accessible by firing shinty balls out your ass at a hidden button.

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By *ilkand2Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Not looking to shag the whole site..... But have 200 verifications (not from socials)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Fab my pics and you’ll receive something exciting in your inbox”

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By *hoenix79Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Best thread

"I'm quite vanilla and not very adventurous"

Owns a JCB dildo machine operated by four blind midgets in a cellar that is only accessible by firing shinty balls out your ass at a hidden button."

This has to be the funniest description in this entire thread ??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best thread

"I'm quite vanilla and not very adventurous"

Owns a JCB dildo machine operated by four blind midgets in a cellar that is only accessible by firing shinty balls out your ass at a hidden button."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- standards apply

Yeah right lol, I've just looked at your verifications and friends list

-easy going

No comment

- no drama

Uh huh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Fab my pics and you’ll receive something exciting in your inbox”

Chlamydia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Fab my pics and you’ll receive something exciting in your inbox”

Chlamydia?

Quite possibly, I did not enquire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite possibly, I did not enquire "

Good move

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"“Fab my pics and you’ll receive something exciting in your inbox”

Chlamydia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The birds on here are all up their own arses!"

Couldn't get laid in a women's prison.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

""The birds on here are all up their own arses!"

Couldn't get laid in a women's prison."

Oooh women’s prison I saw a video once ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""The birds on here are all up their own arses!"

Couldn't get laid in a women's prison.

Oooh women’s prison I saw a video once ...

Think I saw the same one....on a loop

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

""The birds on here are all up their own arses!"

Couldn't get laid in a women's prison.

Oooh women’s prison I saw a video once ...

Think I saw the same one....on a loop

Orange is the new black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional...

I just don't get why anyone would put that on their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional...

I just don't get why anyone would put that on their profile.

I think it helps to distinguish from "worky". I've been told it's nice to know a guy is routinely smart in assistance and behaviour, compared to manky fingernails and paint-spattered joggies of the underclasses

(j/k, before I get shot)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Assistance = apppearance

(And to think it says "educated" on my profile...another cliche?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fucked the slut hard in every hole

Treat her with respect guys "

Haha this!!! Usually followed with ‘or you’ll have me to deal with’!

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By *etamourMan
over a year ago

York

Has anyone really ever had anything stolen by that University in Australia?!?!? Think the poor folks down there have more to worry about than me showing my arse whilst wearing a Santa's hat........

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Has anyone really ever had anything stolen by that University in Australia?!?!? Think the poor folks down there have more to worry about than me showing my arse whilst wearing a Santa's hat........"

Short answer: no

Long answer: http://www.stereo-typed.com/privacy_warning/#.XioM_SSnzDs

It does annoy me a lot more than it should. It demonstrates a lack of scrutiny or curiosity which I find a real put-off. I imagine the same people post the “press and hold to copy...” pish on their social media too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long answer: http://www.stereo-typed.com/privacy_warning/#.XioM_SSnzDs

Thanks for the link, I found that a fascinating read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Bi Guys" ... then you look at the verifactions and realise how many of her straight guy meets have message you offering their services.

Or couple...but just the guy meeting at the moment... oh right aye...

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By *liballyWoman
over a year ago

west dunbartonshire

"We are sexually adventurous, as opposed to what, might try sticking only like missionary on my profile!

"Sexually adventurous" ...

Sometimes we do it in the kitchen

And if I'm feeling really adventurous I try and boil and egg at the same time.

How did that joke go....someone calls their male partner into the kitchen for sex, they come really quickly and apologise, 'i knew you would,and the egg timer was broken....'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She knows how to suck a cock".. Erm.. I would think it's not THAT difficult or complicated.

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

""She knows how to suck a cock".. Erm.. I would think it's not THAT difficult or complicated.

They dont call it a job for no reason!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""She knows how to suck a cock".. Erm.. I would think it's not THAT difficult or complicated.

They dont call it a job for no reason!"

For some it's an enjoyable oast time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""She knows how to suck a cock".. Erm.. I would think it's not THAT difficult or complicated.

They dont call it a job for no reason!

For some it's an enjoyable oast time.

And some are also getting paid for it

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