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Theres nae rum left now "Must have been you lol, im drinking wine  | |||
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"Bar left unattended
Theres nae rum left now
Must have been you lol, im drinking wine "Rum, wine, whatever. I'm alcodexterous | |||
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"I’ll have whatever is cold "My ex's heart do you ?  | |||
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"Where ur ye Jack the barrels need changed and the optics are emptying fast . I’m finishing all the Diet Coke too . "Jacks down in the cellar having a long slow posh wank to the lingerie section of the 1987 littlewoods catalogue. Inspired by the father ted christmas special he has been watching everyday for the last fortnight. | |||
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"Bar left unattended
Theres nae rum left now
Must have been you lol, im drinking wine
Rum, wine, whatever.
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please" I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. | |||
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"Where ur ye Jack the barrels need changed and the optics are emptying fast . I’m finishing all the Diet Coke too . "Optics change all the time | |||
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"Bartender is awol, help yourselves, remember to put it on the slate " Is that because jacks so auld school pencils havent been invented yet | |||
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"Where ur ye Jack the barrels need changed and the optics are emptying fast . I’m finishing all the Diet Coke too .
Jacks down in the cellar having a long slow posh wank to the lingerie section of the 1987 littlewoods catalogue.
Inspired by the father ted christmas special he has been watching everyday for the last fortnight."A wank? Both my hands blocked me. | |||
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"Bartender is awol, help yourselves, remember to put it on the slate Is that because jacks so auld school pencils havent been invented yet "No.. Just auld.. | |||
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"Pink gin and lemonade I hope your feeling better. " I've made it a large one for you.. Im getting there . Thanks. | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. " Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x" That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night | |||
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"Can I have a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade please now that I've done my taxi duty Jack and a hot toddy for yourself "That’ll be another plank for you | |||
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"Water Im doing dry January "Me too....the nail polish remover looks quite tasty at the moment | |||
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"Water Im doing dry January
Me too....the nail polish remover looks quite tasty at the moment "lol | |||
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"Can I finish off the bottle of Christmas advocat please Jack? " Only if you give me a last Christmas kiss.  | |||
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"Can I have a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade please now that I've done my taxi duty Jack and a hot toddy for yourself "You're very kind. Xx | |||
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"Water Im doing dry January
Me too....the nail polish remover looks quite tasty at the moment lol "I did dry December.. Hopefully a new decade might change that... Oh wait. You're talking no alcohol.. My bad. | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night " Thanks you too x | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x" I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk. | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk. "I did mean it silly | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.
I did mean it silly "Ok. | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.
I did mean it silly
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.
I did mean it silly
Ok.
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.
I did mean it silly
Ok.
Guess i know what you got for Christmas.. "Haha and what mite that be | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.
I did mean it silly
Ok.
Guess i know what you got for Christmas..
Haha and what mite that be "The halos | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.
I did mean it silly
Ok.
Guess i know what you got for Christmas..
Haha and what mite that be
The halos "Santa left me a new pair so I'm trying them out haha | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.
I did mean it silly
Ok.
Guess i know what you got for Christmas..
Haha and what mite that be
The halos
Santa left me a new pair so I'm trying them out haha"I think santa got mixed up, they were probably for your neighbour.. Did they come with instructions | |||
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"Happy New Year.. Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves. " Large gin for me please x | |||
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"Happy New Year.. Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves. Large gin for me please x " Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic. | |||
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"Can I have a sparkling water please Jack "Of course.. Sparkling water for a sparkling lady. | |||
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"Can I have a sparkling water please Jack
Of course.. Sparkling water for a sparkling lady. "cheers Jack | |||
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"Can I have a sparkling water please Jack
Of course.. Sparkling water for a sparkling lady. cheers Jack "Anytime.. I will leave the bottle.. In an ice bucket to keep it chilled. | |||
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"Can I have a sparkling water please Jack
Of course.. Sparkling water for a sparkling lady. cheers Jack
Anytime.. I will leave the bottle.. In an ice bucket to keep it chilled. "thank you  | |||
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"I’ll have whatever is cold
I'll have whoever is hot! "That's would be me... Ive a temp of fourty five. | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.
I did mean it silly
Ok.
Guess i know what you got for Christmas..
Haha and what mite that be
The halos
Santa left me a new pair so I'm trying them out haha
I think santa got mixed up, they were probably for your neighbour.. Did they come with instructions "Nope....trial and error here lol Is bar still open coz I need another wine | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.
I did mean it silly
Ok.
Guess i know what you got for Christmas..
Haha and what mite that be
The halos
Santa left me a new pair so I'm trying them out haha
I think santa got mixed up, they were probably for your neighbour.. Did they come with instructions
Nope....trial and error here lol
Is bar still open coz I need another wine
"Bar is always open... Sometimes it's self service though.. Take what you fancy. | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.
I did mean it silly
Ok.
Guess i know what you got for Christmas..
Haha and what mite that be
The halos
Santa left me a new pair so I'm trying them out haha
I think santa got mixed up, they were probably for your neighbour.. Did they come with instructions
Nope....trial and error here lol
Is bar still open coz I need another wine
Bar is always open... Sometimes it's self service though.. Take what you fancy. "Cheers hun x | |||
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"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x I'll have a nice white wine please I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night Thanks you too x I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.
I did mean it silly
Ok.
Guess i know what you got for Christmas..
Haha and what mite that be
The halos
Santa left me a new pair so I'm trying them out haha
I think santa got mixed up, they were probably for your neighbour.. Did they come with instructions
Nope....trial and error here lol
Is bar still open coz I need another wine
Bar is always open... Sometimes it's self service though.. Take what you fancy.
Cheers hun x"You're welcome. | |||
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"Day 4 of dry January....can I just sniff someone's breath if they've been drinking please......" Only if i can sniff your.... Neck.. Your perfume is driving me wild. | |||
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"Day 4 of dry January....can I just sniff someone's breath if they've been drinking please...... Only if i can sniff your.... Neck.. Your perfume is driving me wild. "Old Spice....never fails to have men falling at feet...and when I stamp on their toes too | |||
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"Day 4 of dry January....can I just sniff someone's breath if they've been drinking please...... Only if i can sniff your.... Neck.. Your perfume is driving me wild.
Old Spice....never fails to have men falling at feet...and when I stamp on their toes too "I thought it wad the stuff that you slipped in my drink thst did that. | |||
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"Double vodka and please, and get lady antebellum as you turn away on please "Watching as you turn away is even better. | |||
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"Double vodka and please, and get lady antebellum as you turn away on please
Watching as you turn away is even better. "Aye so it appears for most people | |||
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"Double vodka and please, and get lady antebellum as you turn away on please
Watching as you turn away is even better.
Aye so it appears for most people "You know i meant so i can admire your ass. | |||
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"Happy New Year.. Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves. Large gin for me please x Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic. "She had enough gin last night lol | |||
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"Happy New Year.. Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves. Large gin for me please x Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic.
She had enough gin last night lol"Well I'll join both of you.. Just the tonic i need. | |||
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"Happy New Year.. Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves. Large gin for me please x Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic.
She had enough gin last night lol
Well I'll join both of you.. Just the tonic i need. "Bring your dancing shoes, you'll need them | |||
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"Happy New Year.. Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves. Large gin for me please x Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic.
She had enough gin last night lol
Well I'll join both of you.. Just the tonic i need.
Bring your dancing shoes, you'll need them "Fek that.. Ill bring my robe and a whisky... You both can dance fir me | |||
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"Large glass of Malbec thanks "I'll leave the bottle, david.  | |||
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"Happy New Year.. Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves. Large gin for me please x Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic.
She had enough gin last night lol
Well I'll join both of you.. Just the tonic i need.
Bring your dancing shoes, you'll need them
Fek that.. Ill bring my robe and a whisky... You both can dance fir me "You'll look a bit out of place in the pub in your jammies and slippers  | |||
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"Happy New Year.. Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves. Large gin for me please x Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic.
She had enough gin last night lol
Well I'll join both of you.. Just the tonic i need.
Bring your dancing shoes, you'll need them
Fek that.. Ill bring my robe and a whisky... You both can dance fir me
You'll look a bit out of place in the pub in your jammies and slippers "That's me.. Always out of place | |||
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