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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m intrigued to see if any of you fabbers have had some cheeky fun in a supermarket? Or anywhere with loads of public ?.

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby


"I’m intrigued to see if any of you fabbers have had some cheeky fun in a supermarket? Or anywhere with loads of public ?."

I had sex with a lady colleague in the service elevator in a Tesco just outside Glasgow. It was the most erotic experience I had in my 30’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ashamed to admit I have once had sex in a supermarket

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

I’m ashamed for all those having sex in such a public place. risking arrest and being above me on THE register

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waitrose Dahling".....

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Tesco disabled toilet - more space than the regular ones and every little helps. The scariest part was leaving afterwards.

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By *otnew12Man
over a year ago

blackness

Had sex in two different pubs while they were pretty busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Waitrose Dahling"..... "

Aye right... More like day today or spar

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby


"I'm ashamed to admit I have once had sex in a supermarket "

Was it in an service elevator?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


""Waitrose Dahling".....

Aye right... More like day today or spar "

Or Doggy-style in Pets At Home.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


""Waitrose Dahling".....

Aye right... More like day today or spar "

I was at it in the new Aldi across from Waitrose. (Went in to Waitrose for dessert though).

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Coincidence - 17 girls in a row by Steel Panthers just came on lol. About supermarket sex. Figure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ashamed to admit I have once had sex in a supermarket

Was it in an service elevator? "

Nope the disabled loo in Morrisons.. Not my classiest moment. As someone else said it was the coming out part that was difficult.

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By *ald EagleMan
over a year ago

Alloa

BJ in the Equipment storeage area of M&S in old Falkirk store.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe there might the thrill of getting caught and the danger of it but to me, bloody stupid! Just my opinion. Hope you all get caught one day x

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


" maybe there might the thrill of getting caught and the danger of it but to me, bloody stupid! Just my opinion. Hope you all get caught one day x"

The bams encourage it! Why else would they put condom machines in there!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Waitrose Dahling".....

Aye right... More like day today or spar "

Aye awrite but I had my Waitrose bag for life with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Waitrose Dahling".....

Aye right... More like day today or spar

Aye awrite but I had my Waitrose bag for life with me!"

Cooncil condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want to?

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Never had sex but I often end up being in the same supermarket as a very good Fab friend of mine, and there is usually some subtle but surprisingly arousing flirting that occurs.

And I can’t lie, there may have been some heavy petting in the car park on occasion (aye in the car, not just standing in the middle of the trolleys or anything!!).

No shagging in the toilets though because I’m far too straight laced for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" maybe there might the thrill of getting caught and the danger of it but to me, bloody stupid! Just my opinion. Hope you all get caught one day x

The bams encourage it! Why else would they put condom machines in there!?"

To encourage safe sex but that shouldn't give people the green light to have sex in public toilets etc. They are for buying to take home with them ffs!! x

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Why would you want to? "

Next time you're at the checkout and you hear the beep… Think of the fun you could be having with the Supermarket Clique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Thank goodness for self service these days

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


" maybe there might the thrill of getting caught and the danger of it but to me, bloody stupid! Just my opinion. Hope you all get caught one day x

The bams encourage it! Why else would they put condom machines in there!?

To encourage safe sex but that shouldn't give people the green light to have sex in public toilets etc. They are for buying to take home with them ffs!! x"

But you once stated you had sex in the toilet of a train. Thats just as bad if not worse.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Thank goodness for self service these days "

Does the exhibitionist in you have you screaming "CHECK THIS OUT!"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" maybe there might the thrill of getting caught and the danger of it but to me, bloody stupid! Just my opinion. Hope you all get caught one day x

The bams encourage it! Why else would they put condom machines in there!?

To encourage safe sex but that shouldn't give people the green light to have sex in public toilets etc. They are for buying to take home with them ffs!! x

But you once stated you had sex in the toilet of a train. Thats just as bad if not worse."

Difference is I didn't get caught!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my it's a bit bitchy in here.

We are all here for different reasons and there's no shame in any of them.

No need to personally attack others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my it's a bit bitchy in here.

We are all here for different reasons and there's no shame in any of them.

No need to personally attack others. "

This!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Oh my it's a bit bitchy in here.

We are all here for different reasons and there's no shame in any of them.

No need to personally attack others. "

My thoughts too

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Ohh it's good to be back

Sex in public places not my cup of tea

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Ohh it's good to be back

Sex in public places not my cup of tea "

Nice to see you back, thought you had bunked off with the lass fae the checkouts

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Ohh it's good to be back

Sex in public places not my cup of tea

Nice to see you back, thought you had bunked off with the lass fae the checkouts "

Cheers Costa ..that was just a rumour lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish fab had gifs so I could post that Michael Jackson eating popcorn one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd only ever think of having sex in tesco.. I am the epitome of, "every little helps"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol "

Bet he had more than a semi in a public place.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol "

No way, what you like

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Woa things got awkward fast!

step away from your screens..count to ten...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol

No way, what you like "

I know shame on me think my halo slipped slighly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol "

Define "semi public?"

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"Woa things got awkward fast!

step away from your screens..count to ten...

"

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol

No way, what you like

I know shame on me think my halo slipped slighly "

Yep, it was round your ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol

Bet he had more than a semi in a public place. "

possibly

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol

No way, what you like

I know shame on me think my halo slipped slighly

Yep, it was round your ankles "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol

Define "semi public?" "

Haha clearly wrong word as semi seems to set few off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol

No way, what you like

I know shame on me think my halo slipped slighly

Yep, it was round your ankles "

No just round my neck cheeky arze

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol

No way, what you like

I know shame on me think my halo slipped slighly

Yep, it was round your ankles

No just round my neck cheeky arze "

Haha I don’t remember you being upside down, me bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had sex on a bus from Glasgow to Edinburgh,Cinema in Glasgow and on a pool table in Blackpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol

No way, what you like

I know shame on me think my halo slipped slighly

Yep, it was round your ankles

No just round my neck cheeky arze

Haha I don’t remember you being upside down, me bad "

what a great imagination you have think you need to lay off those costas lol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Never in a supermarket but maybe bit of a fumble in semi public places lol

No way, what you like

I know shame on me think my halo slipped slighly

Yep, it was round your ankles

No just round my neck cheeky arze

Haha I don’t remember you being upside down, me bad what a great imagination you have think you need to lay off those costas lol

"

D*unk on caffeine and cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had sex on a bus from Glasgow to Edinburgh,Cinema in Glasgow and on a pool table in Blackpool "

Now if you said you'd banged in the lavvy on the GlaEdin bus, even I would be calling you a clatty bastard!

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Oh! I’ve also just been reminded of a cheeky snog in a Tesco car park in Aberdeen.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Oh! I’ve also just been reminded of a cheeky snog in a Tesco car park in Aberdeen........."

You have no shame lol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image "

We won’t think bad of you, popcorn at the ready

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image "

Your amongst friends here

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby


"Oh! I’ve also just been reminded of a cheeky snog in a Tesco car park in Aberdeen.........

You have no shame lol "

None whatsoever Although I do think I might have blushed a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image "

Fingering at the cold meat counter in Asda?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image "
you cant throw a bomb then not detonate it lol

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'm working tomorrow. Can we please put this thread on hold till tomorrow?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image

Fingering at the cold meat counter in Asda? "

Hoopla at the Krispy Kreme counter!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image you cant throw a bomb then not detonate it lol"

My granny always told me :always leave them wanting more.

She was so wise .

So yes I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image

Fingering at the cold meat counter in Asda?

Hoopla at the Krispy Kreme counter!?"

Don't ever mess with a Krispy Kreme... Watching them be glazed almost induces an orgasm

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image you cant throw a bomb then not detonate it lol

My granny always told me :always leave them wanting more.

She was so wise .

So yes I can "

Granny was always right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image

Fingering at the cold meat counter in Asda? "

M&S. This isn't just Fingering, it's Sinderella Fingering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image

Fingering at the cold meat counter in Asda?

M&S. This isn't just Fingering, it's Sinderella Fingering "

I said that to myself in the "M&S" voice there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had sex on a bus from Glasgow to Edinburgh,Cinema in Glasgow and on a pool table in Blackpool

Now if you said you'd banged in the lavvy on the GlaEdin bus, even I would be calling you a clatty bastard!"

The bus was very quiet and we were at the very back with my then gf on my lap circa 1998 lol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image

Fingering at the cold meat counter in Asda?

M&S. This isn't just Fingering, it's Sinderella Fingering

Who’s fingers were fingering who here you two?

I said that to myself in the "M&S" voice there! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image

Fingering at the cold meat counter in Asda?

M&S. This isn't just Fingering, it's Sinderella Fingering

I said that to myself in the "M&S" voice there! "

I lost some. Kreme there.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image

Fingering at the cold meat counter in Asda?

M&S. This isn't just Fingering, it's Sinderella Fingering

I said that to myself in the "M&S" voice there! "

Who’s fingers were fingering who here you two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tell you all something quite shocking but I'll refrain to maintain my good girl image

Fingering at the cold meat counter in Asda?

M&S. This isn't just Fingering, it's Sinderella Fingering

I said that to myself in the "M&S" voice there! "

I think we should all have M&S style statuses for a day.. Can you imagine the messages

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Thank goodness for self service these days "

Did you not have an incident at supermarket self service or am I remembering incorrectly? (Oh and should I have whispered this in case it was a secret?).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget supermarkets.. How about fsst food places. Anyone fancy meeting me in burger King.. I'll get you a double whopper.. No cheese.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Thank goodness for self service these days

Did you not have an incident at supermarket self service or am I remembering incorrectly? (Oh and should I have whispered this in case it was a secret?). "

Shhhh, I’m telling you no more secrets, most embarrassing moments shared lol

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Thank goodness for self service these days

Did you not have an incident at supermarket self service or am I remembering incorrectly? (Oh and should I have whispered this in case it was a secret?).

Shhhh, I’m telling you no more secrets, most embarrassing moments shared lol "

Ooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm ashamed to admit I have once had sex in a supermarket "

How did you manage that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE SHAGGING AREA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow job in the he car park of big Asda at Govan

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By *edro11400Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm ashamed to admit I have once had sex in a supermarket "

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By *r-shy18Man
over a year ago

close to glasgow

Sex in the disabled toilet at my old job in IBM back in the day, also a BJ in the confrance room at another old job from someone who worked for me right after a meeting

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Had sex in a supermarket car park mid afternoon.

Sex in changing rooms too.

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By *outhside42Man
over a year ago

shawlands

I was once on train heading down south. Went for pee and opened cubicle door and was dirty, stank and pee everywhere, so decided to walk down carriage to find other toilet. Returned back to seat with lot of intrigued but embarrassed faces. When heard noise of couple shagging in dirty toilet (gross)

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Depends.

If you mean with sonebody else, then no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very interesting thread!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my it's a bit bitchy in here.

We are all here for different reasons and there's no shame in any of them.

No need to personally attack others. "

Absolutely, each to their own!

I won’t be able to do my shop in Morrisons now without thinking about u in the loos though!

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Don't ever mess with a Krispy Kreme... Watching them be glazed almost induces an orgasm"

I hope that having sex in a Krispy Kreme, and glazing donuts isn't connected. I have a disturbing image of a spotty yoof getting a reach around and shooting his load over the donuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was once on train heading down south. Went for pee and opened cubicle door and was dirty, stank and pee everywhere, so decided to walk down carriage to find other toilet. Returned back to seat with lot of intrigued but embarrassed faces. When heard noise of couple shagging in dirty toilet (gross)"

I worked on trains for a few years, at least yours had the modesty to go to the loo. You see all sorts on the last trains out of Dodge

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