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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Traditional , Chinese , Indian , other etc etc ??.....

For us....

Pate n crackers , soup , prawn cocktail , cheeseboard

Turkey , ham joint and all the traditional trimmings

Some sort of cake for desert although Do after 8 mints count lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Traditional , Chinese , Indian , other etc etc ??.....

For us....

Pate n crackers , soup , prawn cocktail , cheeseboard

Turkey , ham joint and all the traditional trimmings

Some sort of cake for desert although Do after 8 mints count lol"

first time in years doing traditional Turkey,ham & all the trimmings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can’t wait miss dyno , busy but chilled day then a few beers with the Xmas tv on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my son said, "Dad it's been a shit year for you so how about I buy us a Chinese and forget this xmas shit....

My reply... Perfect son!!

So a Chinese and beers with my boy!! Brilliant

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Crispy duck for 1, I know awww

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Crispy duck for 1, I know awww "

Stop looking for sympathy ya big floosie

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Crispy duck for 1, I know awww

Stop looking for sympathy ya big floosie"

Was looking for a blo and go, or is this the wrong post???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T bone steaks, beef joint, gammon joint with butternut, roasties, boiled sweet tatties, Brussels, corn on cob, honey glazed roast veg selection. All the trimmings basically, Dessert I usually make my pancake waffles with loads of cream and syrup drizzled over or eat & mess. That's all folks. Usually make for family of 20 but this year just us and 2 kids at home, 2 oldest, partners and their kids so just 12 this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not what I want unfortunately lol but otherwise going to my brothers and everyone bringing something. My contribution is

Prawn cocktail, rare roast beef (cant feed the family blue beef unfortunately) and home made death by chocolate log

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Crispy duck for 1, I know awww

Stop looking for sympathy ya big floosie

Was looking for a blo and go, or is this the wrong post??? "

Cool the duck down yourself. It's no hard to blow

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Not what I want unfortunately lol but otherwise going to my brothers and everyone bringing something. My contribution is

Prawn cocktail, rare roast beef (cant feed the family blue beef unfortunately) and home made death by chocolate log"

And the address is

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Not what I want unfortunately lol but otherwise going to my brothers and everyone bringing something. My contribution is

Prawn cocktail, rare roast beef (cant feed the family blue beef unfortunately) and home made death by chocolate log

And the address is "

Pops his head up unashamedly for an invite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"T bone steaks, beef joint, gammon joint with butternut, roasties, boiled sweet tatties, Brussels, corn on cob, honey glazed roast veg selection. All the trimmings basically, Dessert I usually make my pancake waffles with loads of cream and syrup drizzled over or eat & mess. That's all folks. Usually make for family of 20 but this year just us and 2 kids at home, 2 oldest, partners and their kids so just 12 this year. "

Room for more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao I will send the child to my mothers one night and we can have a party at mines

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Lmao I will send the child to my mothers one night and we can have a party at mines "

I’ll bring the bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brunch

sausage bacon egg beans toast

The main event

Chicken and rice soup

Pate(homemade chicken liver) and oatcakes/prawn cocktail

Stuffed(sage onion and sausage meat) turkey crown with streaky bacon

Roast beef

Pigs in blankets

Orange and cranberry stuffing

Hot tossed brussel salad(shredded Brussels, chestnuts, cranberries, bacon lardons- two of one with chilli flakes)

Roast potatoes

Mashed potatoes

Roast parsnips

Yorkshire puds(daughter wants them)

Red cabbage in spice

Carrots

Broccoli

Brussels

Beef gravy

Turkey gravy

Chocolate log

Double cream

Strawberry gateau

Meringue

Fresh strawberries

Crackers and 4 different craft cheeses

Baileys

Prosecco

Shortbread

And if I've forgotten anything tough shit cause I'm Not no way going back into the shops tomorrow

And for anyone who doesn't know me I'm a bit of a feeder so could probably have twice as many for dinner as what's coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not what I want unfortunately lol but otherwise going to my brothers and everyone bringing something. My contribution is

Prawn cocktail, rare roast beef (cant feed the family blue beef unfortunately) and home made death by chocolate log"

Love my beef rare but blue isn't for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not what I want unfortunately lol but otherwise going to my brothers and everyone bringing something. My contribution is

Prawn cocktail, rare roast beef (cant feed the family blue beef unfortunately) and home made death by chocolate log

Love my beef rare but blue isn't for me "

Oft my fav kinda beef is blue, just bring the cow still mooing

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Not what I want unfortunately lol but otherwise going to my brothers and everyone bringing something. My contribution is

Prawn cocktail, rare roast beef (cant feed the family blue beef unfortunately) and home made death by chocolate log

Love my beef rare but blue isn't for me "

Blue with a warm heartbeat, perfect Clarice(sounds better in a Hannibal lector voice)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brunch

sausage bacon egg beans toast

The main event

Chicken and rice soup

Pate(homemade chicken liver) and oatcakes/prawn cocktail

Stuffed(sage onion and sausage meat) turkey crown with streaky bacon

Roast beef

Pigs in blankets

Orange and cranberry stuffing

Hot tossed brussel salad(shredded Brussels, chestnuts, cranberries, bacon lardons- two of one with chilli flakes)

Roast potatoes

Mashed potatoes

Roast parsnips

Yorkshire puds(daughter wants them)

Red cabbage in spice

Carrots

Broccoli

Brussels

Beef gravy

Turkey gravy

Chocolate log

Double cream

Strawberry gateau

Meringue

Fresh strawberries

Crackers and 4 different craft cheeses

Baileys

Prosecco

Shortbread

And if I've forgotten anything tough shit cause I'm Not no way going back into the shops tomorrow

And for anyone who doesn't know me I'm a bit of a feeder so could probably have twice as many for dinner as what's coming "

Jesus... how many u expecting lol

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Smoked salmon starter.

Turkey and all the usual trimmings.

Choice of Christmas pudding or chocolate tart.

All washed down with some really good bottles of wine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lentil soup, prawn cocktail and the overpriced kelly bronze turkey that i picked up fresh today. Without realising the cost when ordering. Apparently it makes its own gravy!! Hmmm

It better be good..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lentil soup, prawn cocktail and the overpriced kelly bronze turkey that i picked up fresh today. Without realising the cost when ordering. Apparently it makes its own gravy!! Hmmm

It better be good.."

Does it do the dishes too?

I'm cooking ham and turkey allegedly....and I'm a vegetarian.

Fuckers are going to end up with pot noodles and some Linda McCartney sausage rolls.

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

I'm cooking traditional Turkey dinner for 14

Wish me luck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lentil soup, prawn cocktail and the overpriced kelly bronze turkey that i picked up fresh today. Without realising the cost when ordering. Apparently it makes its own gravy!! Hmmm

It better be good..

Does it do the dishes too?

I'm cooking ham and turkey allegedly....and I'm a vegetarian.

Fuckers are going to end up with pot noodles and some Linda McCartney sausage rolls."

After checking the gibblets i think i have a male bird. So chances of it also doing the dishes are slim to none.

At least your pot noodle is guaranteed to be moist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least your pot noodle is guaranteed to be moist. "

Who's been talkin'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At least your pot noodle is guaranteed to be moist.

Who's been talkin'? "

Im not a grass.. Sorry

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Chinese most likely, for one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans on toast, for one.

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Beef wellington for my house I started making it last night it’ll get finished tonight and wrapped in pastry tomorrow and cooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky use. I’m on call lol

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

A walk on the beach followed by what ever I have in the fridge, washed down with a few bottles of the local cider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traditional for us I can't wait to be in the kitchen for most of the day,for some reason I really enjoy cooking Xmas dinner always have done

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fillet steak and whatever veg my other half buys today.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roast beef, turkey, roast tatties, cabbage, sprouts, pigs in blankets.... Gateau!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brunch

sausage bacon egg beans toast

The main event

Chicken and rice soup

Pate(homemade chicken liver) and oatcakes/prawn cocktail

Stuffed(sage onion and sausage meat) turkey crown with streaky bacon

Roast beef

Pigs in blankets

Orange and cranberry stuffing

Hot tossed brussel salad(shredded Brussels, chestnuts, cranberries, bacon lardons- two of one with chilli flakes)

Roast potatoes

Mashed potatoes

Roast parsnips

Yorkshire puds(daughter wants them)

Red cabbage in spice

Carrots

Broccoli

Brussels

Beef gravy

Turkey gravy

Chocolate log

Double cream

Strawberry gateau

Meringue

Fresh strawberries

Crackers and 4 different craft cheeses

Baileys

Prosecco

Shortbread

And if I've forgotten anything tough shit cause I'm Not no way going back into the shops tomorrow

And for anyone who doesn't know me I'm a bit of a feeder so could probably have twice as many for dinner as what's coming

Jesus... how many u expecting lol "

Only 8 lol but I cook for the street always been the same there's always plenty for more plates every meal I cook

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Brunch

sausage bacon egg beans toast

The main event

Chicken and rice soup

Pate(homemade chicken liver) and oatcakes/prawn cocktail

Stuffed(sage onion and sausage meat) turkey crown with streaky bacon

Roast beef

Pigs in blankets

Orange and cranberry stuffing

Hot tossed brussel salad(shredded Brussels, chestnuts, cranberries, bacon lardons- two of one with chilli flakes)

Roast potatoes

Mashed potatoes

Roast parsnips

Yorkshire puds(daughter wants them)

Red cabbage in spice

Carrots

Broccoli

Brussels

Beef gravy

Turkey gravy

Chocolate log

Double cream

Strawberry gateau

Meringue

Fresh strawberries

Crackers and 4 different craft cheeses

Baileys

Prosecco

Shortbread

And if I've forgotten anything tough shit cause I'm Not no way going back into the shops tomorrow

And for anyone who doesn't know me I'm a bit of a feeder so could probably have twice as many for dinner as what's coming "

No smoked salmon?! Forget it. I’m going to the pub instead.

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

I'm on my own so I'm just gonna do nibbles and pick at them thru the day. Can't eat cheese or chocolate as they make me violently ill so they're out.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fuck all

I'm alone this year. Will be going to the gym in the morning and decide how I feel later.

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