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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

...away to that deserted Caribbean island I know. Well... inhabited by iguanas

No electricity.,,, What 3 things do you put first in your bag. What 3 not vital things to you put last in your bag

First: Knife, Rope, fire starting kit

Last: Pen, paper, bedsheet

Let's see your bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin, tonic and Nawty Max (and her bag)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suncream, nawy max, flirty and their bags.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Suncream, nawy max, flirty and their bags. "

You need to pack the bar Jack !

I only require one thing with me the lady members of Fab .

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Gin, tonic and Nawty Max (and her bag) "

Haha

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Suncream, nawy max, flirty and their bags. "

Suncream! Good shout

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Suncream, nawy max, flirty and their bags.

You need to pack the bar Jack !

I only require one thing with me the lady members of Fab . "

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suncream, water and toilet roll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st Knife, tarpalan , matches,

2nd grater, shampoo, brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1st Knife, tarpalan , matches,

2nd grater.

"

Is the hard skin on your feet that bad?

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Suncream, water and toilet roll x"

What will you do when the toilet roll runs oot?

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"1st Knife, tarpalan , matches,

2nd grater, shampoo, brush. "

I did think about the tarpaulin but banana leaves will do.

What is the grater for? The coconuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye coconuts. Canny live without my coconut oil

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Aye coconuts. Canny live without my coconut oil "

Abso! Imagine... beautiful hair and skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo and a lovely tan, I tend to stick it on then hit the sun. (when we have a summer)

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Defo and a lovely tan, I tend to stick it on then hit the sun. (when we have a summer) "

Gives a lovely tan... not that I need it

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

I'd have the knife and fire kit Max,

but would swap the rope for fishnets

The catching fish kind that is lol,

part of which can suspended to put the banana leaves on for the shelter

Food, fire, shelter.... sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's good to see no one has packed clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs clothes, all over tan is what us woman will be looking for. No white bits. Would be too hot anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who needs clothes, all over tan is what us woman will be looking for. No white bits. Would be too hot anyway "

I do like your thinking

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'd have the knife and fire kit Max,

but would swap the rope for fishnets

The catching fish kind that is lol,

part of which can suspended to put the banana leaves on for the shelter

Food, fire, shelter.... sorted "

Haha! And yes! Fishnets

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"It's good to see no one has packed clothes. "

Sorry to disappoint but you can make them with coconut fibre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If everyone's bringing all that then I'll bring suncreen (I don't tan ) some matches and wine... lots of wine

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"It's good to see no one has packed clothes.

Sorry to disappoint but you can make them with coconut fibre "

Iguana skin dresses tae! Responsibly sourced of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconuts takes ages to grow, so if we are all going I can forsee us running out quickly, So I might bring some water purifying tablets just incase we need to drink our own pee or sea water. Unless you know if there is a freshwater waterfall near by?

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Coconuts takes ages to grow, so if we are all going I can forsee us running out quickly, So I might bring some water purifying tablets just incase we need to drink our own pee or sea water. Unless you know if there is a freshwater waterfall near by? "

Not sure... we need a team spying on the iguanas lol Must be freshwater somewhere if there are iguanas

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If everyone's bringing all that then I'll bring suncreen (I don't tan ) some matches and wine... lots of wine "

Haha! Got an image of you drink wine from the bottle on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If everyone's bringing all that then I'll bring suncreen (I don't tan ) some matches and wine... lots of wine

Haha! Got an image of you drink wine from the bottle on the beach "

Under a BIG feck off brolly Max or I'll look like a tomato lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If everyone's bringing all that then I'll bring suncreen (I don't tan ) some matches and wine... lots of wine

Haha! Got an image of you drink wine from the bottle on the beach

Under a BIG feck off brolly Max or I'll look like a tomato lol xxx "

I'll wave a big ass fan for you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bringing tarpalan you can use to shade. Don't waste space bringing a brolly just bring an extra bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suncream, water and toilet roll x

What will you do when the toilet roll runs oot? "

If there's any palm trees then the leaves will be put to good use x

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If everyone's bringing all that then I'll bring suncreen (I don't tan ) some matches and wine... lots of wine

Haha! Got an image of you drink wine from the bottle on the beach

Under a BIG feck off brolly Max or I'll look like a tomato lol xxx "

Oh we don't want you to be a tomato xx

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Suncream, water and toilet roll x

What will you do when the toilet roll runs oot?

If there's any palm trees then the leaves will be put to good use x"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suncream, water and toilet roll x

What will you do when the toilet roll runs oot?

If there's any palm trees then the leaves will be put to good use x"

Just have a wash in the sea the salt water might chafe.. But it's good for healing too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suncream, water and toilet roll x

What will you do when the toilet roll runs oot?

If there's any palm trees then the leaves will be put to good use x

Just have a wash in the sea the salt water might chafe.. But it's good for healing too. "

Nothing quite like bathing naked in a beautiful clear blue ocean. Oh I can but dream! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suncream, water and toilet roll x

What will you do when the toilet roll runs oot?

If there's any palm trees then the leaves will be put to good use x

Just have a wash in the sea the salt water might chafe.. But it's good for healing too.

Nothing quite like bathing naked in a beautiful clear blue ocean. Oh I can but dream! x"

Now I am too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suncream, water and toilet roll x

What will you do when the toilet roll runs oot?

If there's any palm trees then the leaves will be put to good use x

Just have a wash in the sea the salt water might chafe.. But it's good for healing too.

Nothing quite like bathing naked in a beautiful clear blue ocean. Oh I can but dream! x

Now I am too. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't it be great if we just all got taken and dropped off blindfolded on a hot desserted island, with basic essentials ofcorse, no clothes and be left to fend for ourselves. this would be an ideal break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't it be great if we just all got taken and dropped off blindfolded on a hot desserted island, with basic essentials ofcorse, no clothes and be left to fend for ourselves. this would be an ideal break "

If you say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't it be great if we just all got taken and dropped off blindfolded on a hot desserted island, with basic essentials ofcorse, no clothes and be left to fend for ourselves. this would be an ideal break

If you say so "

I'll hold banana leaves around you to protect your modestly.

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Wouldn't it be great if we just all got taken and dropped off blindfolded on a hot desserted island, with basic essentials ofcorse, no clothes and be left to fend for ourselves. this would be an ideal break "

It would and not a problem for me.

I can hunt, fish, kill and eat with no remorse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally. I'm all hands on type of gal, so getting hands dirty gutting fish and skinning, no skin off my nose.

Swimming I'm a champ, swimming in the sea. Sorry I pass, had close call in my younger years when living in South Africa with a shark and I still fear it to this day. So shit bag in sea. But everything else I'm in hahah

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

A potato

BPA free plastic bottle

Condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mascara, red nail polish and a sun hat.

You lot have brought the essentials

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Wouldn't it be great if we just all got taken and dropped off blindfolded on a hot desserted island, with basic essentials ofcorse, no clothes and be left to fend for ourselves. this would be an ideal break

If you say so "

Head to Millport today and get into the mood

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

A bower knife

A spade

Rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bower knife

A spade

Rope"

Add a plastic sheet and you have the contents of my boot. Allegedly

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Knife, fire starting kit, saw.

Can I have a bonus 4th of my choice of gabber?

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Fabber, not gabber. FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bower knife

A spade

Rope"

^^^.... you don't want to get stranded on a island with this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh what's the spade for I wonder Bury the competition or to dig a long drop ( toilet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sterilising tablets, suncream, knife

Toothbrush, toothpaste, sleeping bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will be the only one with pearly whites and good breath, rest of us forgot all about the toothbrush & toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You will be the only one with pearly whites and good breath, rest of us forgot all about the toothbrush & toothpaste

"

Oh I couldn’t be without my clean teeth it’s a bit ocd lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You will be the only one with pearly whites and good breath, rest of us forgot all about the toothbrush & toothpaste

Oh I couldn’t be without my clean teeth it’s a bit ocd lol "

Ill pack dental floss for you . Unless someone has a g string.

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Totally. I'm all hands on type of gal, so getting hands dirty gutting fish and skinning, no skin off my nose.

Swimming I'm a champ, swimming in the sea. Sorry I pass, had close call in my younger years when living in South Africa with a shark and I still fear it to this day. So shit bag in sea. But everything else I'm in hahah"

Defo putting you in my survival bag

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Mascara, red nail polish and a sun hat.

You lot have brought the essentials "

and bring the nail polish remover

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Knife, fire starting kit, saw.

Can I have a bonus 4th of my choice of gabber?"

Depends who your gabber is

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Sterilising tablets, suncream, knife

Toothbrush, toothpaste, sleeping bag "

Good shout

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there


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Depends who your gabber is "

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