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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have just applied for a job in Strasbourg...and I can't speak French.....PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good luck Stu, hope you get it

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL@STU XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stu get muzzy....my kids can all speak basic french now thanks do the dinosaur lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh la la tracey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a greenkeeper, cutting grass etc, get hayfever, and even better allergic to wet grass coming into contact with skin, you can learn french,,lol

T

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have been into the attic and got out the kids old french dictionary.......there'll be no stopping me now!!!!! PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think the bleach fumes have finally got to you Stu !!!!

Kay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

don't stop me sniffin' the bleach...pleeeeeeeeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step away from the domestos hun I know you can do it !! Be brave there is life after Parazone

Kay xxxx

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

you just need to learn the basics stu

1. wheres the local swingers club

2. who wants a shag

3. give me a blow job please

4. where is the chemist i need more condoms

armed with those you should be just dandy stu

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"Have just applied for a job in Strasbourg...and I can't speak French.....PMSL "

I lifted this from the Aberdeen Press and Journal. I've deleted the lassie's name.

""European Commission officials have been criticised for withdrawing a “dream” job offer to a native Scottish Gaelic speaker as she does not speak the Irish version of the language.

XXXXXXXXXXXXX, of Grimsay, between Benbecula and North Uist, had been scheduled to start work as a fisheries socio-economist with the commission’s joint research centre in Ispra, Italy, on Monday until bosses discovered she did not speak Irish Gaelic.

The 26-year-old was told she needed to have a good grasp of an “official” European Union language and has been given until December to learn one – even although the job is an English-speaking post"

So, she was born in the Scottish Hebrides and can't get an English speaking job in Italy cos she can't speak Irish Gaelic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you just need to learn the basics stu

1. wheres the local swingers club

2. who wants a shag

3. give me a blow job please

4. where is the chemist i need more condoms

armed with those you should be just dandy stu"

1. où est le club local pour les branchés

2. qui veut le sexe

3. sucer mon pénis s'il vous plaît

4. où est le chimiste j'ai besoin de plus de préservatifs

woohoooo Am sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have just applied for a job in Strasbourg...and I can't speak French.....PMSL

I lifted this from the Aberdeen Press and Journal. I've deleted the lassie's name.

""European Commission officials have been criticised for withdrawing a “dream” job offer to a native Scottish Gaelic speaker as she does not speak the Irish version of the language.

XXXXXXXXXXXXX, of Grimsay, between Benbecula and North Uist, had been scheduled to start work as a fisheries socio-economist with the commission’s joint research centre in Ispra, Italy, on Monday until bosses discovered she did not speak Irish Gaelic.

The 26-year-old was told she needed to have a good grasp of an “official” European Union language and has been given until December to learn one – even although the job is an English-speaking post"

So, she was born in the Scottish Hebrides and can't get an English speaking job in Italy cos she can't speak Irish Gaelic "

damn...i have no chance then...lol

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


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damn...i have no chance then...lol"

I wouldn't be too hasty. You could probably argue that refusing to give you a job constitutes a breach of your human rights and that compelling you to remain in Scotland is a 'cruel and unusual punishment'.

Total bullshit of course but it could keep the courts tied up for years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...........

damn...i have no chance then...lol

I wouldn't be too hasty. You could probably argue that refusing to give you a job constitutes a breach of your human rights and that compelling you to remain in Scotland is a 'cruel and unusual punishment'.

Total bullshit of course but it could keep the courts tied up for years."

PMSL Jim

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