FabSwingers.com forum: How to address women

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve always been well educated when it comes to my linguistics, on how to talk to women. Show respect, talk as you would on common ground and share some laughter; That’s how I was raised.

But on this website I feel one has found his cryptonite: not all, but a fair majority of women have turned into the formidable foe.

Now I know it’s not my humour I’m absolutely hilarious.. humble too; clearly.

Aggressive dick pics are stupid, my condolences (to women that recieve them) and being creepily forward is someone looking for jail time.

Long-short.. how would you as a person like to be approached?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can I only read that in Chris Eubank’s voice?

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"I’ve always been well educated when it comes to my linguistics, on how to talk to women. Show respect, talk as you would on common ground and share some laughter; That’s how I was raised.

But on this website I feel one has found his cryptonite: not all, but a fair majority of women have turned into the formidable foe.

Now I know it’s not my humour I’m absolutely hilarious.. humble too; clearly.

Aggressive dick pics are stupid, my condolences (to women that recieve them) and being creepily forward is someone looking for jail time.

Long-short.. how would you as a person like to be approached? "

I would suggest that you just be yourself & approach women in the same way that you would introduce yourself in real life. A polite, friendly, well worded, message that shows you have respect for the receiver & have taken time to read their profile.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’d say it sounds like you have the correct attitude. Respect is valuable. Be down to earth and look for a common interest, you are more likely to click with someone if you can talk easily with them. Chatting via a website can often be difficult as your true personality doesn’t always shine through. And remember, women are inundated with messages, make your opening message memorable or interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always been well educated when it comes to my linguistics, on how to talk to women. Show respect, talk as you would on common ground and share some laughter; That’s how I was raised.

But on this website I feel one has found his cryptonite: not all, but a fair majority of women have turned into the formidable foe.

Now I know it’s not my humour I’m absolutely hilarious.. humble too; clearly.

Aggressive dick pics are stupid, my condolences (to women that recieve them) and being creepily forward is someone looking for jail time.

Long-short.. how would you as a person like to be approached?

This.

Be yourself.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

One thing that annoys the hell out of me is when a man uses over familiar/pet names in a first message. Babe, honey (or hun!) etc etc. It really irks me.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"One thing that annoys the hell out of me is when a man uses over familiar/pet names in a first message. Babe, honey (or hun!) etc etc. It really irks me. "

I’m with you there

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

"One thing that annoys the hell out of me is when a man uses over familiar/pet names in a first message. Babe, honey (or hun!) etc etc. It really irks me. "

Me too, it is creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By mentioning something in the profile that shows you’ve taken time to read it and make sure you fit the description of what they are looking for is always a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One thing that annoys the hell out of me is when a man uses over familiar/pet names in a first message. Babe, honey (or hun!) etc etc. It really irks me.

I’m with you there

It only really gets on my tits if it's a really younger guy to be honest. Before I had my filters set, messages from a 22yr old...."Hey babe!"

.....awwww fuck off and come back when your baws are hairy!

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By *alkdirty2meCouple
over a year ago

20 miles south of Edinburgh

"Why can I only read that in Chris Eubank’s voice?

You too, thank fuck we aren’t the only ones

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By *alkdirty2meCouple
over a year ago

20 miles south of Edinburgh

Contrary to the advice on here

Don’t be yourself

Being you clearly isn’t working at getting laid in the real world which is why you’re here

We advise

40 or possibly 60 picks of you Johnson from the same angle, remember to zoom in as the ladies love that cos it makes it look bigger

Use pet names, hun, darlin, babe, sexy etc etc etc

Have straight on your profile but tell couples privately that you’re bi

Always lie, no point in telling the truth on here, they are only interested in your cock anyway

Take 10/15 years off your age, cocks don’t wrinkle like faces do

Tell them you’re single, that will work a treat

Put non smoker, no one minds if you smoke before a meet just not during, well you can always vape or 420 whilst that’s happening

Don’t read the profiles, no point, just message wink or fab the pics

Don’t put a photo up as your avatar, ladies love the milk tray man so the black silhouette will have there knicker so wet they’ll be weighed to the floor

Aim low, try every fat chick first, one of them are bound to say yes as they’ll be glad of the attention

Make sure you use txt spk 4 evry msg

That should about get you sorted

Disclaimer

Seriously tongue in cheek reply, some would say humour, if offended please look up humour in the dictionary, if not offended

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

"I’d say it sounds like you have the correct attitude. Respect is valuable. Be down to earth and look for a common interest, you are more likely to click with someone if you can talk easily with them. Chatting via a website can often be difficult as your true personality doesn’t always shine through. And remember, women are inundated with messages, make your opening message memorable or interesting."

What she said!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Don't use sarcasm or irony. They can come across as really childish, and make you look like a dick. Don't act all highbrow or moan like a proper whinging bastard. Do wear a monocle.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Don't use sarcasm or irony. They can come across as really childish, and make you look like a dick. Don't act all highbrow or moan like a proper whinging bastard. Do wear a monocle. "

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Don't use sarcasm or irony. They can come across as really childish, and make you look like a dick. Don't act all highbrow or moan like a proper whinging bastard. Do wear a monocle. "

Oops.

Also I better go buy a monocle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont mention the fact that your married....

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By *alkdirty2meCouple
over a year ago

20 miles south of Edinburgh

"Don't use sarcasm or irony. They can come across as really childish, and make you look like a dick. Don't act all highbrow or moan like a proper whinging bastard. Do wear a monocle. "

Oh dear

Jokers popped out of his box again

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Dont mention the fact that your married...."

Cross posting from your own thread? Think this specific subject has been covered...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With manners always it was the way I was raised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can I only read that in Chris Eubank’s voice?

You too, thank fuck we aren’t the only ones "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearly with address n postcode and the correct postage? Even nicer if you go for special delivery or recorded delivery

Oh wait you meant politeness n manners n stuff

Will let you know when I get the chance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can I only read that in Chris Eubank’s voice?

Buckled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never call a woman a bitch.

The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful.....

Bitches love being called beautiful.... lol.

I'm am of coarse joking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never call a woman a bitch.

The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful.....

Bitches love being called beautiful.... lol.

I'm am of coarse joking.

Of course you’re the only bitch in our crew x

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

Oh sorry!! i thought the title said how to undress women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can I only read that in Chris Eubank’s voice?

Buckled!

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One thing that annoys the hell out of me is when a man uses over familiar/pet names in a first message. Babe, honey (or hun!) etc etc. It really irks me.

I’m with you there

It only really gets on my tits if it's a really younger guy to be honest. Before I had my filters set, messages from a 22yr old...."Hey babe!"

.....awwww fuck off and come back when your baws are hairy!"

But then we want them to shave them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never call a woman a bitch.

The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful.....

Bitches love being called beautiful.... lol.

I'm am of coarse joking.

Of course you’re the only bitch in our crew x "

Our dysfunctional threesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never call a woman a bitch.

The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful.....

Bitches love being called beautiful.... lol.

I'm am of coarse joking.

Of course you’re the only bitch in our crew x

Our dysfunctional threesome.

Lol yeah at least I still have you guys lol nite out required

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"One thing that annoys the hell out of me is when a man uses over familiar/pet names in a first message. Babe, honey (or hun!) etc etc. It really irks me.

I’m with you there

It only really gets on my tits if it's a really younger guy to be honest. Before I had my filters set, messages from a 22yr old...."Hey babe!"

.....awwww fuck off and come back when your baws are hairy!

But then we want them to shave them

New razor blade today. Damn I don’t think it’s worth it. Ouch.

Hairy balls next week I think.

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

"Dont mention the fact that your married...."

Using the word discrete on your profile.. kinda gives that away.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Though I am English, I now wonder if my sentences give off a chris Eubank tone , last time I checked there wasn’t a pole up my ass

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Or you could just say f#@k it and buy a lottery ticket.

Probably as much odds with that in finding a winner

(Disclaimer... I'm only have a laugh)

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Op. What’s an “Aggressive cock pic”?

Just curious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op. What’s an “Aggressive cock pic”?

Just curious. "

Think they're the ones where he looks all purple and angry...like he's just about to spit!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Op. What’s an “Aggressive cock pic”?

Just curious. "

Maybe it’s carrying a chib!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know the aggressive ones that are just stood up right with the bellend looking straight into the camera like its trying to sell you something at your front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One thing that annoys the hell out of me is when a man uses over familiar/pet names in a first message. Babe, honey (or hun!) etc etc. It really irks me.

I’m with you there

It only really gets on my tits if it's a really younger guy to be honest. Before I had my filters set, messages from a 22yr old...."Hey babe!"

.....awwww fuck off and come back when your baws are hairy!

But then we want them to shave them

New razor blade today. Damn I don’t think it’s worth it. Ouch.

Hairy balls next week I think."

Aloe vera? No not my next fab name just rub it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op. What’s an “Aggressive cock pic”?

Just curious.

Think they're the ones where he looks all purple and angry...like he's just about to spit!"

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Op. What’s an “Aggressive cock pic”?

Just curious.

Maybe it’s carrying a chib!"

One with a holster and pistol or maybe a Scot would have a Sgian-dubh .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Though I am English, I now wonder if my sentences give off a chris Eubank tone , last time I checked there wasn’t a pole up my ass

Im sure if you put that in the "meets" section some kind eastern European guy would be happy to oblige.

As to how to address women on here, part of tgd problem is most just fixate on trying to undress them. I find it's 30% message content, (how you say things as well as what you say) and seventy per cent dumb luck. (your message arriving at the right time, not after fifteen graphic novels and or penis pics. Tge person receiving being in the right mood, not just hurriedly checking if the person they want to hear from has messaged etc.).. Course I'm probably talking shite.. So don't listen to me.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"One thing that annoys the hell out of me is when a man uses over familiar/pet names in a first message. Babe, honey (or hun!) etc etc. It really irks me.

I’m with you there

It only really gets on my tits if it's a really younger guy to be honest. Before I had my filters set, messages from a 22yr old...."Hey babe!"

.....awwww fuck off and come back when your baws are hairy!

But then we want them to shave them

New razor blade today. Damn I don’t think it’s worth it. Ouch.

Hairy balls next week I think.

Aloe vera? No not my next fab name just rub it in

Or rub some vicks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One thing that annoys the hell out of me is when a man uses over familiar/pet names in a first message. Babe, honey (or hun!) etc etc. It really irks me.

I’m with you there

It only really gets on my tits if it's a really younger guy to be honest. Before I had my filters set, messages from a 22yr old...."Hey babe!"

.....awwww fuck off and come back when your baws are hairy!

But then we want them to shave them

New razor blade today. Damn I don’t think it’s worth it. Ouch.

Hairy balls next week I think.

Aloe vera? No not my next fab name just rub it in

Or rub some vicks on

That will make it all hard and horny shhhh that’s my party trick don’t tell everyone or they will all be trying it

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

"Op. What’s an “Aggressive cock pic”?

Just curious. "

Either a dick that looks like it's been in a penis pump for 5 hours...

Sending every dick pick in your collection along with the first message

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