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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And awfy quiet here too - cheer up you lot!!! What would you buy the poster above for Christmas... play naughty or nice but remember Santa is making his list...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"And awfy quiet here too - cheer up you lot!!! What would you buy the poster above for Christmas... play naughty or nice but remember Santa is making his list...

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enough alcohol to see her through the festive period and a wee spa day of pamering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleigh ride with a sexy Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the Christmas profile pics!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Loving the Christmas profile pics!"

A ticket to get to sit on Santa’s knee and see if she’s been naughty or nice this year.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Knee straighteners....sort out the knobbles.

Am joking

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Knee straighteners....sort out the knobbles.

Am joking

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think hed be happy with a case of beer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry I'm just not in the mood for Christmas, glad you guys are having a rare time.

Maybe I'll get lucky and have someone change my mind about Christmas!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm sorry I'm just not in the mood for Christmas, glad you guys are having a rare time.

Maybe I'll get lucky and have someone change my mind about Christmas!!

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A little sprinkling of Christmas sparkle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loving the Christmas profile pics!"

Aye...dingheyed much?! Where's ma pressie?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Loving the Christmas profile pics!

Aye...dingheyed much?! Where's ma pressie?

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A nice big hunk to help you fill your stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry I'm just not in the mood for Christmas, glad you guys are having a rare time.

Maybe I'll get lucky and have someone change my mind about Christmas!!

A little sprinkling of Christmas sparkle

Awe thanks. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry I'm just not in the mood for Christmas, glad you guys are having a rare time.

Maybe I'll get lucky and have someone change my mind about Christmas!!

A little sprinkling of Christmas sparkle

Awe thanks. x"

Or a little sprinkle of something else.lol

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

Nothing - i don't know the guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing - i don't know the guy"

50p gift voucher for Poundland.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Nothing - i don't know the guy

50p gift voucher for Poundland.

An chiropractor appointment to sort out that crook back. (Cheepskate pfft)

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

"Nothing - i don't know the guy

50p gift voucher for Poundland.

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woohoo - half price shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing - i don't know the guy

50p gift voucher for Poundland.

An chiropractor appointment to sort out that crook back. (Cheepskate pfft)"

Would buy jimbo a pint. Seems like a good guy from his posts. Plus maybe a military beard stroker

(See secret handshakes post.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would by moondancer some moonshoes

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Would by moondancer some moonshoes

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a camara so he can take an avatar pic

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Would by moondancer some moonshoes

a camara so he can take an avatar pic

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camera*

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Some glitter bombs so you can sparkle everywhere .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some wings and a starry wand, you already have the fabulous dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A silk blindfold and a Christmas massage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotty trunks. Stripes are so last year.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Spotty trunks. Stripes are so last year.

New riding crop for that unicorn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every kilt wearing man needs a choice of hipflasks so one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Christmas belt nade of mistletoe.. The gift that keeps giving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notepad and pen so he can keep control of the bar orders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Notepad and pen so he can keep control of the bar orders.

Unicorn treats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Notepad and pen so he can keep control of the bar orders.

Unicorn treats

A tangerine, a lump of coal and a carrot .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Notepad and pen so he can keep control of the bar orders.

Unicorn treats

A tangerine, a lump of coal and a carrot .

Keeps my vitamins up, keeps me cosy and keeps me healthy

What more could I ask for

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Notepad and pen so he can keep control of the bar orders.

Unicorn treats

A tangerine, a lump of coal and a carrot .

Keeps my vitamins up, keeps me cosy and keeps me healthy

What more could I ask for "

Some plant food and a watering can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nut roaster and a bottle of port.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Unicorn Gin and a sequined saddle!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Some Unicorn Gin and a sequined saddle!"

Some White Vanilla Chocolate from Hotel Chocolat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some thermals for when he wears a kilt at this time of year!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

A needle and thread to sew up that hole in your knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A load of jars to catch and keep the crickets in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fourth pair of socks to shove down those pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fourth pair of socks to shove down those pants

A plot of land on the Moon and dancing shoes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some Unicorn Gin and a sequined saddle!

Some White Vanilla Chocolate from Hotel Chocolat"

Oh their stuff is lush ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some Unicorn Gin and a sequined saddle!

Some White Vanilla Chocolate from Hotel Chocolat

Oh their stuff is lush ta

A nice bottle of wine and hot oil and myself to pour it and then rub it in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loving the Christmas profile pics!

Aye...dingheyed much?! Where's ma pressie?

Hands up who never read the full thread

Champagne?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loving the Christmas profile pics!

Aye...dingheyed much?! Where's ma pressie?

Hands up who never read the full thread

Champagne?"

Thank you....and forgiven....pour yourself a glass too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fourth pair of socks to shove down those pants

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don't need any socks.. Sadky its all natural.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fourth pair of socks to shove down those pants

don't need any socks.. Sadky its all natural.

Ooft well instead it has to be a sturdy jockstrap, or jackstrap if you prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rendition of a certain Van Morrison song from me with a set of earplugs for your own comfort!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rendition of a certain Van Morrison song from me with a set of earplugs for your own comfort!

A 2 for 1 voucher..

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