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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should there be a secret handshake that fabbers use like the Freemasons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

Folk will think you're weird if you use your penis to shake their hand

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"No

Folk will think you're weird if you use your penis to shake their hand"

I dont have penis but think its a bit weird to shake hands these days. I would rather kiss on the cheek and whisper in someones ear.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

We drop the word “fab”

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Ladies could always have one of their finger nails varnished then decorated with hundreds and thousands like the fab lolly .

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

A nods as good as a wink to a blind man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No

Folk will think you're weird if you use your penis to shake their hand"

Hahaha this got me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nods as good as a wink to a blind man."

who said that?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"We drop the word “fab”"

My sister did that this morning. It scares the bejesus outta me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We drop the word “fab”

My sister did that this morning. It scares the bejesus outta me!"

Hahahah yeah everytime someone says fab I give them a look and see if there’s any hint there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We drop the word “fab”

My sister did that this morning. It scares the bejesus outta me!

Hahahah yeah everytime someone says fab I give them a look and see if there’s any hint there lol "

Haha you might be on to something. Fab was one of my favourite words on civvy street (blame the Beatles?!) so maybe only natural I should end up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually sounds like a good idea . Maybe not a hand shake as not alot of people do that these days. But a phrase to be answered with a certain reply would be good. Obviously one u dont sound like a complete nutter saying though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We drop the word “fab”"

Always wondered when chatting to someone in real life if they say fab about something if they are hinting or it is just a comment

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By *onkersMan
over a year ago

livingston

what about say (i love cherry's and you answer only with the stems on)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No

Folk will think you're weird if you use your penis to shake their hand

I dont have penis but think its a bit weird to shake hands these days. I would rather kiss on the cheek and whisper in someones ear."

I can go with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poly bag tied to yer shopping trolly and some pampass grass and Roberts your mother’s brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No

Folk will think you're weird if you use your penis to shake their hand"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apparently Randy Orton does that to new WWE employees

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By *ncognito!Woman
over a year ago

falkirk

Laughing I look at Folks on my commute and wonder . Some extremely Ravishing guys get on my train at Airdrie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It used to be an upside down packet of washing power (OMO) in the window, O (old) M (Man) O ( out) to say the coast was clear for visitors

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By *ollyRoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

Hilarious thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes - these day I often people watch and wonder....... Great post!

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By *irtyworky69Man
over a year ago

north lanarkshire

Ill be looking out for people with one trouser leg rolled up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ill be looking out for people with one trouser leg rolled up "

That’s the Masons mate. Wrong chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tarsus club handshake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seems like this has got the idea juices flowing, handshakes, phrases, nods, winks, nail varnish and whispering in the ear.

But which one should it be?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just dawned on me this morning that I was subject to a “Fab hello” on Saturday night. (I can be a bit slow).

In the local pub and stood between two groups of friends (mixed sexes) and chatting to both. Then one of the guys - who I quiz with regularly - started stroking my face and in a rather camp OTT fashion said something like “Your beard is so soft. It’s fabulous. Don’t worry. We used to do this in the military all the time.” This is when I’d given him a “WTF look”. Shrugged it off as drink.

Then a few days later recalling the weirdness if it, I remembered seeing a “Near by” profile a few weeks previously (in the countryside so not that many kicking around) and recalled a man, similar age within a mile that mentioned his past military career.

Penny dropped. Figured he’d stumbled on my profile and probably didn’t have too much trouble working out it was me. Can’t find his profile now though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you just have a very strokable beard

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By *ewbieglasgowCouple
over a year ago

East Dumbartonshire

saw a fellow fabber in Costco this morning and would have loved to shake hands or drop the word fab but she was busy filling her trolley. xx

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Maybe you just have a very strokable beard "

I suppose it could be that.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"saw a fellow fabber in Costco this morning and would have loved to shake hands or drop the word fab but she was busy filling her trolley. xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We drop the word “fab”"

So do we and it has worked a few times. Got some knowing glances lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laughing I look at Folks on my commute and wonder . Some extremely Ravishing guys get on my train at Airdrie "

Really? Now where is that train timetable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems like this has got the idea juices flowing, handshakes, phrases, nods, winks, nail varnish and whispering in the ear.

But which one should it be?"

An extended middle finger with a purple nail varnish f on it!

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