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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Please give your preferred post with your reason why your best in that position .

I’ll put myself up for lingerie trade minister . They’ll be no more scratchy lace trimmings . Those with larger busts will be supported by the Fab government team .

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Well as I'm.a short arse I'd like to be Minister for Tall Boys.

See what I did there cabinet ...tall boy.

I'll get my coat sorry

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Well as I'm.a short arse I'd like to be Minister for Tall Boys.

See what I did there cabinet ...tall boy.

I'll get my coat sorry "

I likea your reasoning ( bdum tish )

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Well as I'm.a short arse I'd like to be Minister for Tall Boys.

See what I did there cabinet ...tall boy.

I'll get my coat sorry

I likea your reasoning ( bdum tish ) "

Achh it was an off the shelve line....to far noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the minister of the bar.. Legal and alcoholic.

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'll be the minister of the bar.. Legal and alcoholic. "

I feel the later is your area of expertise .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be the minister of the bar.. Legal and alcoholic.

I feel the later is your area of expertise . "

Hey I've tsken down my fair share of "legal briefs" in my time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh to rise to the Great Orifices of State.

Perhaps start as Minister for Skills, because we sure need them then work it hard in the Home Office before reaching Chancer of the Ex Check Her

PM for more details

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Oh to rise to the Great Orifices of State.

Perhaps start as Minister for Skills, because we sure need them then work it hard in the Home Office before reaching Chancer of the Ex Check Her

PM for more details "

Post of chancer is now filled .

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Can I be Minister of Stockings . I could have a cabinet full of stockings and suspenders.

Everyone should have at least one pair of stockings.

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'll be the minister of the bar.. Legal and alcoholic.

I feel the later is your area of expertise .

Hey I've tsken down my fair share of "legal briefs" in my time. "

I’ve had to remove some that should have been illegal .

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

I’d like to put forward myself for Minister for Aviation; to join my team, you need to have done (or be willing) to join the Mile High Club

If afraid of heights, then beautiful high heels will suffice.

Millie x

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I’d like to put forward myself for Minister for Aviation; to join my team, you need to have done (or be willing) to join the Mile High Club

If afraid of heights, then beautiful high heels will suffice.

Millie x "

I’d join the mile high club while wearing heels . Your hired

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there


"I’d like to put forward myself for Minister for Aviation; to join my team, you need to have done (or be willing) to join the Mile High Club

If afraid of heights, then beautiful high heels will suffice.

Millie x

I’d join the mile high club while wearing heels . Your hired "

Ooh first time I’ve been promoted!

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Minister for Entertainment

Well cabinet meetings would have to all be about fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet? "

No.. That's me.

You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?

No.. That's me.

You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations. "

Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?

No.. That's me.

You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.

Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music??? "

Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. .

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Minister for Entertainment

Well cabinet meetings would have to all be about fun "

Sometimes meetings are serious therefore you’d be in charge of fun team building courses .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?

No.. That's me.

You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.

Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???

Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. . "

If that’s going am in (red wine too shhh don’t tell Jack)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?

No.. That's me.

You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.

Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???

Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. .

If that’s going am in (red wine too shhh don’t tell Jack) "

I’ve dressed for the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?

No.. That's me.

You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.

Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???

Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. .

If that’s going am in (red wine too shhh don’t tell Jack)

I’ve dressed for the post "

Oi.. Not only turned down for Bermuda but you are steeling my wine. Hmmph

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?

No.. That's me.

You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.

Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???

Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. .

If that’s going am in (red wine too shhh don’t tell Jack)

I’ve dressed for the post

Oi.. Not only turned down for Bermuda but you are steeling my wine. Hmmph "

I can hear you whining Jack .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?

No.. That's me.

You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.

Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???

Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. .

If that’s going am in (red wine too shhh don’t tell Jack)

I’ve dressed for the post

Oi.. Not only turned down for Bermuda but you are steeling my wine. Hmmph

I can hear you whining Jack . "

I said it loud enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?

No.. That's me.

You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.

Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???

Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. .

If that’s going am in (red wine too shhh don’t tell Jack)

I’ve dressed for the post

Oi.. Not only turned down for Bermuda but you are steeling my wine. Hmmph

I can hear you whining Jack .

I said it loud enough "

Actually I was making sure WE have it all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Minister of Diplomacy & Etiquette please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will just hold the door open or clear the tables in the bar lol less hassle and still get to hear all the gossip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be Minister of Diplomacy & Etiquette please? "

That would mean giving uo your job as head teacher of the charm school though

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

I put myself forward as Home Secretary.

The Fab 'Home Office' involves much dressing in suits, secretarial outfits, suitably sturdy desks, leather couches and much threatening of the Chief Whip...

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By *iceandtightMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Ill take Minister of Foreign Relations!! Love an accent and a bit of culture!

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I will just hold the door open or clear the tables in the bar lol less hassle and still get to hear all the gossip"

You’ll be Jacks junior minister then . He’ll keep you busy .

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Can I be Minister of Diplomacy & Etiquette please? "

I’m not sure of the etiquette for hiring the Minister for diplomacy ? Ach yer a couple I’m sure you’ll share the responsibilities equally .

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I put myself forward as Home Secretary.

The Fab 'Home Office' involves much dressing in suits, secretarial outfits, suitably sturdy desks, leather couches and much threatening of the Chief Whip...

"

Not sure you’ll pull off the secretarial look though you can have the rest except for the chief whip position that’s still an open position for a willing participant .

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Ill take Minister of Foreign Relations!! Love an accent and a bit of culture!

"

If the relations get frosty there may be some very erect nipples to deal with ( perks of the job )

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Any suggestions for minster of agriculture?

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Any suggestions for minster of agriculture?"

No applicants as yet .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be minister of private affairs....

I'm excellent with other people's husband's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be minister of private affairs....

I'm excellent with other people's husband's "

Sounding very like real politics so far - perhaps it’s time the peasants were revolting

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'd like to be minister of private affairs....

I'm excellent with other people's husband's "

It’s a position with great responsibility I’d have to check you’ve no skeletons ( ugly sisters ) in your closet .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be minister of private affairs....

I'm excellent with other people's husband's

Sounding very like real politics so far - perhaps it’s time the peasants were revolting "

According to the politicians the peasants are revolting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to be minister of private affairs....

I'm excellent with other people's husband's

Sounding very like real politics so far - perhaps it’s time the peasants were revolting

According to the politicians the peasants are revolting. "

Not before time - up the revolution

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