FabSwingers.com forum: Midweek Special Fab bar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's hump day, some of you have been humping, most probably have the hump. Whether you've had a good, bad or mixed week so far, come in, pull up a chair, drinks snacks and food is free and self service. Usually a good atmosphere, have a laugh, flirt or vent. It's all good here.

Im gonna start with a huge glass of cabernet sauvignon. "setting the world on fire" by pink on the jukebox, and a nice shiraz already for my gorgeous friend vel and a white wine for the beautiful mrs shambles if they happen to wander in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs shambles is here..... is there a spare lap? oh and that drink please

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm in the bath with a Brockmans and rhubarb tonic... You could set me up another

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm in the bath with a Brockmans and rhubarb tonic... You could set me up another

That shoulda been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the bath with a Brockmans and rhubarb tonic... You could set me up another

That shoulda been

too late I'm already thinking of you with the first face lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mrs shambles is here..... is there a spare lap? oh and that drink please "

For you. Always..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the bath with a Brockmans and rhubarb tonic... You could set me up another

Of course.. I'll scrub your back too. All part of the service.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Large vodka and red cola, please! I started Christmas shopping this week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh vodka and red kola, good choice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all, a cab suave sounds perfect barman, I’ve dressed for the occasion

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Oooh vodka and red kola, good choice x"

It’s too easy to drink, could end up pished in a school night.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

And thank you to the gentleman who sent me his stiffy.....i mean stivvy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working on university assignment drinking redbull and blaring out Lizzo in my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh vodka and red kola, good choice x

It’s too easy to drink, could end up pished in a school night.

Acht sometimes you need to live dangerously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh vodka and red kola, good choice x

It’s too easy to drink, could end up pished in a school night.

And the problem with that is.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Working on university assignment drinking redbull and blaring out Lizzo in my ears "

I'll hqve a case sent over for you then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Working on university assignment drinking redbull and blaring out Lizzo in my ears

I'll hqve a case sent over for you then. "

Thanks going to need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

The bottle is on the table.. I know you too well by now.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Oooh vodka and red kola, good choice x

It’s too easy to drink, could end up pished in a school night.

Acht sometimes you need to live dangerously

My liver doesn’t agree

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening all, a cab suave sounds perfect barman, I’ve dressed for the occasion

I can see that. Nuch appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And thank you to the gentleman who sent me his stiffy.....i mean stivvy

I'm sure said gentleman woukd provide either of them at your pleas..I mean leisure

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a glass of your finest red please?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx"

Does not surprise me! Be disappointed if you weren’t

xxx

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx"

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone offer a double shot of jack and a double rum and please about to scream lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Does not surprise me! Be disappointed if you weren’t

xxx"

only when im with you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a glass of your finest red please?

Of course ny dear... Pull uo a chair.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Can anyone offer a double shot of jack and a double rum and please about to scream lol"

Jack stop flirting and sort this wummin out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can anyone offer a double shot of jack and a double rum and please about to scream lol"

A large jack coming up... Wait.. It's already here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you just keep them coming please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can anyone offer a double shot of jack and a double rum and please about to scream lol

Jack stop flirting and sort this wummin out!

Should i get her drinks order first. K?

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Can anyone offer a double shot of jack and a double rum and please about to scream lol

Jack stop flirting and sort this wummin out!

Should i get her drinks order first. K?

You better ask her haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have i started oh dear lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the rum is double Kraken and full fat coca cola please.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

Haha I'm sure she did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I know

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

really loudly.... HAHAHAHA and really dirty xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.

naw that just coz you're both flippin nuts

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

really loudly.... HAHAHAHA and really dirty xx

Your laugh is dirtier than Sid James and Wee Babs put together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

really loudly.... HAHAHAHA and really dirty xx

Your laugh is dirtier than Sid James and Wee Babs put together!

that's why you love me xx

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.

That’s spooky!!!

Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

really loudly.... HAHAHAHA and really dirty xx

Your dirtier than Sid James and Wee Babs put together!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

really loudly.... HAHAHAHA and really dirty xx

Your laugh is dirtier than Sid James and Wee Babs put together!

that's why you love me xx

I love you for more than your laugh!xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.

That’s spooky!!!

Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.

Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.

That’s spooky!!!

Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.

Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs.

Sorry, what was that? I was busy playing with my boobs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

impossible...... or maybe not. but youre still nuts.... anyway moodge over and stop hogging the bar as usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.

That’s spooky!!!

Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.

Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs.

Sorry, what was that? I was busy playing with my boobs!

too far thats my job xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.

That’s spooky!!!

Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.

Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs.

Sorry, what was that? I was busy playing with my boobs!

So was I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone please top me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.

That’s spooky!!!

Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.

Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs.

Sorry, what was that? I was busy playing with my boobs!

too far thats my job xx"

Ffs. OK.. I'll play with both your boobs.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

impossible...... or maybe not. but youre still nuts.... anyway moodge over and stop hogging the bar as usual"

I always find you at the bar! Every time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can someone please top me up

Already on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.

That’s spooky!!!

Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.

Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs.

Sorry, what was that? I was busy playing with my boobs!

too far thats my job xx

Ffs. OK.. I'll play with both your boobs.

think together we would be too much to handle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one

It’s no yer first, is it ?

don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug

Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?

I've been laying all sorts xxx

Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room

you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles

I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.

I always do

I can actually hear you laughing in my head

So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.

That’s spooky!!!

Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.

Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs.

Sorry, what was that? I was busy playing with my boobs!

too far thats my job xx

Ffs. OK.. I'll play with both your boobs.

think together we would be too much to handle

Im always up fir the challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am so lost in this conversation lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am so lost in this conversation lol"

Jack!!! yhrow her out she's had too much.... she's hit the list stage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am so lost in this conversation lol

Jack!!! yhrow her out she's had too much.... she's hit the list stage"

Seems she has hit the perfect stage..

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Am so lost in this conversation lol

Jack!!! yhrow her out she's had too much.... she's hit the list stage"

She just wants involved, let her play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would know when ive hit my limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am so lost in this conversation lol

Jack!!! yhrow her out she's had too much.... she's hit the list stage

She just wants involved, let her play!

always like you to want more people to play..... typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a glass of your finest red please?

Of course ny dear... Pull uo a chair.

Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am so lost in this conversation lol

Jack!!! yhrow her out she's had too much.... she's hit the list stage

She just wants involved, let her play!

always like you to want more people to play..... typical"

WOHOO.. More boobs for Jack

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Am so lost in this conversation lol

Jack!!! yhrow her out she's had too much.... she's hit the list stage

She just wants involved, let her play!

always like you to want more people to play..... typical"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You would know when ive hit my limit "

Fancy another bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let's all share coz Regina wants to play

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Large Chardonnay barman Oyster Bay if you have it

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"let's all share coz Regina wants to play"

Sorry W, I need to get my head down, I’ve an essay to write.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"let's all share coz Regina wants to play

Sorry W, I need to get my head down, I’ve an essay to write.xxx"

aww ya wee soul ...... catch you soon sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You would know when ive hit my limit

Fancy another bottle

Not fi ished the first yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"let's all share coz Regina wants to play

Sorry W, I need to get my head down, I’ve an essay to write.xxx"

Good luck with the essay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You would know when ive hit my limit

Fancy another bottle

Not fi ished the first yet lol"

That's ok... You have two hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put straws in them them stressed out my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just put straws in them them stressed out my head "

*sits on hands, resisting the urge to make a crude comment*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The halos are about 5ft to high and i bet are fir lined.

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Make mine a glass of Prosecco

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make mine a glass of Prosecco "

*pop* here you go. Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The halos are about 5ft to high and i bet are fir lined.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A glass of mulled wine would be welcome here

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"Mrs shambles is here..... is there a spare lap? oh and that drink please "

Want more of the strawberry special?

Millie

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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago

larkhall

I'll take whatever will sort a chest infection out

silver lining week off work not so silver lining trying not to pee myself everytime I cough lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glass of mulled wine would be welcome here

Aww maxy... Welcome to my humble establishment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs shambles is here..... is there a spare lap? oh and that drink please

Want more of the strawberry special?

Millie "

oooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll take whatever will sort a chest infection out

silver lining week off work not so silver lining trying not to pee myself everytime I cough lol "

I'll get the vicks out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take whatever will sort a chest infection out

silver lining week off work not so silver lining trying not to pee myself everytime I cough lol "

nothing cures that but more drink and you won't care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take whatever will sort a chest infection out

silver lining week off work not so silver lining trying not to pee myself everytime I cough lol "

Bless not good have some whisky

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A glass of mulled wine would be welcome here

Aww maxy... Welcome to my humble establishment.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glass of mulled wine would be welcome here

Aww maxy... Welcome to my humble establishment.

Thank you

You in a Christmasy mood already

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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago

larkhall

Yeah sucks in not in a good way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet and the ribs will be sore as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet and the ribs will be sore as well"

Help me set up the massage table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More like hot water bottles and vick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More like hot water bottles and vick "

Its so you both can massage me, take a leg each and work your way up.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A glass of mulled wine would be welcome here

Aww maxy... Welcome to my humble establishment.

Thank you

You in a Christmasy mood already "

Just a cold mood

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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago

larkhall

"I bet and the ribs will be sore as well

Help me set up the massage table.

Oh now your talking lol

And tbh ribs arnt sore just a really bad cough and sore throat

So few drugs (prescribed lol) and some ps4 as cant sleep with coughing lol I'm so sad lol

Kirsty xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am not the best person to be around when sick i just moan and bitch but am glad the ribs arent sore x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glass of mulled wine would be welcome here

Aww maxy... Welcome to my humble establishment.

Thank you

You in a Christmasy mood already

Well if the wine doesn't warm yku up. Im sure you will find someon... Something in the bar that will.

Just a cold mood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am not the best person to be around when sick i just moan and bitch but am glad the ribs arent sore x"

So do I.. That's why i have hot toddies..

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I bet and the ribs will be sore as well

Help me set up the massage table.

Oh now your talking lol

And tbh ribs arnt sore just a really bad cough and sore throat

So few drugs (prescribed lol) and some ps4 as cant sleep with coughing lol I'm so sad lol

Kirsty xx"

Hot lemon juice and honey.

Feel better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of Merlot and a ruby leffe please dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass of Merlot and a ruby leffe please dude

A pleasure.. Been a long day has it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of Merlot and a ruby leffe please dude

A pleasure.. Been a long day has it. "

It has been a long two days. Some alcohol should make it so that I no longer care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh bottle for me please lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fresh bottle for me please lol"

Same again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please "

Two straws?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naw just give me the bottle to drink out off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Naw just give me the bottle to drink out off"

Classy.. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class went out the window with the damn laptop lol

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Busy in here for midweek. Stressful times.

Intravenous please. Anything over 30%. No mixer.

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By *aggismuncher69Man
over a year ago

Johnstone

Large Macallan please. Other whiskies are available - I’ll have them as well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Class went out the window with the damn laptop lol"

Been there before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Busy in here for midweek. Stressful times.

Intravenous please. Anything over 30%. No mixer. "

You got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large Macallan please. Other whiskies are available - I’ll have them as well!"

Help yourself

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Think Il use another bar been waiting over two hours to get my drink .... sack the barman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large Chardonnay barman Oyster Bay if you have it

"
my apologies.. Have the bottle as a token..

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Large Chardonnay barman Oyster Bay if you have it

my apologies.. Have the bottle as a token..

"
you trying to take advantage of me now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large Chardonnay barman Oyster Bay if you have it

my apologies.. Have the bottle as a token..

you trying to take advantage of me now

Always... Hasn't worked yet

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Large Chardonnay barman Oyster Bay if you have it

my apologies.. Have the bottle as a token..

you trying to take advantage of me now

Have a triple on me naughty. Jacks paying though.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Large Chardonnay barman Oyster Bay if you have it

my apologies.. Have the bottle as a token..

you trying to take advantage of me now

Have a triple on me naughty. Jacks paying though. "
lol why thank you kind sir lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Large Chardonnay barman Oyster Bay if you have it

my apologies.. Have the bottle as a token..

you trying to take advantage of me now

Always... Hasn't worked yet

"
true lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large Chardonnay barman Oyster Bay if you have it

my apologies.. Have the bottle as a token..

you trying to take advantage of me now

Have a triple on me naughty. Jacks paying though. "

Very generous of you

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Make mine a glass of Prosecco

*pop* here you go. Enjoy.

Just what I needed thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make mine a glass of Prosecco

*pop* here you go. Enjoy.

Just what I needed thanks

Anything else you need, just ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another rum please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another rum please"

Shall i call a taxi too or turn a booth into a bed for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am good in my corner on the stool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am good in my corner on the stool "

Don't fall off though

Actually you've been framed will give me two hundred and fifty pounds for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am all good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Last orders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Last orders "

Tis alright. Moved the bar to the chat rooms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Night"

Goodnight

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By *ucky24Man
over a year ago

Barrow in Furness

Have I missed last orders?

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"Busy in here for midweek. Stressful times.

Intravenous please. Anything over 30%. No mixer.

You got it"

Now I have Roy Orbison in my head!

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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago

larkhall

"I bet and the ribs will be sore as well

Help me set up the massage table.

Oh now your talking lol

And tbh ribs arnt sore just a really bad cough and sore throat

So few drugs (prescribed lol) and some ps4 as cant sleep with coughing lol I'm so sad lol

Kirsty xx

Hot lemon juice and honey.

Feel better soon "

Yeah that's what I took first week hasnt helped had to resort to the harder stuff lol I be fine back to being a pest of hell shortly lol

And thanks hunni

Kirsty xxx

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