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By *lancheif OP   Man
over a year ago

Ayr

Fuck is an accepted measurement...

Hot as fuck

Hungry as fuck

Fast as fuck

Thick as fuck

FAT as fuck

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By *lancheif OP   Man
over a year ago

Ayr

Bawhair

Missed by a bawhair

A bawhair closer

A wee bawhair

Two bawhairs

A nats bawhair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m

Used to working in microns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m

Used to working in microns "

Ffs.. You said it wasn't thst small and you wouldn't tell anyone..

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By *me2u2Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’m

Used to working in microns "

What are you measuring?

Paint??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite the same but hurricane bawbag is still a favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m

Used to working in microns

What are you measuring?

Paint??"

Precision manufacturing

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By *etguydeeMan
over a year ago

dundee

dont forget the fuck tonne

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By *obbi_sutherlandTV/TS
over a year ago

Dornoch


"Fuck is an accepted measurement...

Hot as fuck

Hungry as fuck

Fast as fuck

Thick as fuck

FAT as fuck "

Also can be used as a noun, verb and adjective in the same sentence and still make sense.

I.e. "The fucking fucker's fucked"

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Fuck is an accepted measurement...

Hot as fuck

Hungry as fuck

Fast as fuck

Thick as fuck

FAT as fuck

Also can be used as a noun, verb and adjective in the same sentence and still make sense.

I.e. "The fucking fucker's fucked""

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By *andS_GlasgowCouple
over a year ago

Giffnock

A typical day in the office question..

"How has yer day been"

"Brilliant"

"Smashin"

"Amazing"

"Not Ideal"

all mean the same - ie sh1t

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I’m

Used to working in microns

What are you measuring?

Paint??

Precision manufacturing "

I’m guessing. Silicone wafers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m

Used to working in microns

What are you measuring?

Paint??

Precision manufacturing

I’m guessing. Silicone wafers. "

Indo like my wee cone of silicone wafer it's my paper weight

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"I’m

Used to working in microns "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab Penis Measuring Scale:

Double AA battery

Mini Lynx Can

Standard Lynx Can

Alcoholic Beverage

Sky Remote

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Dinghy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dinghy"

How many dinghies do you measure then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab Penis Measuring Scale:

Double AA battery

Mini Lynx Can

Standard Lynx Can

Alcoholic Beverage

Sky Remote

"

This lol , the only fabs measurement that counts

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Fingers

One finger in

Two fingers

Three fingers

Four fingers

Five fingers

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Fab Penis Measuring Scale:

Double AA battery

Mini Lynx Can

Standard Lynx Can

Alcoholic Beverage

Sky Remote

"

You forgot the new one... Loo roll tube!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fab Penis Measuring Scale:

Double AA battery

Mini Lynx Can

Standard Lynx Can

Alcoholic Beverage

Sky Remote

You forgot the new one... Loo roll tube! "

That’s cheating cause you can get those short arsed cheep loo rolls.

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By *ongue FuckerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fingers

One finger in

Two fingers

Three fingers

Four fingers

Five fingers "

Don't forget "the whole haun"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fingers

One finger in

Two fingers

Three fingers

Four fingers

Five fingers

Don't forget "the whole haun""

Elbow deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fingers

One finger in

Two fingers

Three fingers

Four fingers

Five fingers

Don't forget "the whole haun"

Elbow deep "

Or the James herriot (shoulder deep)

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By *raggleRocCouple
over a year ago

Morpeth


"Fab Penis Measuring Scale:

Double AA battery

Mini Lynx Can

Standard Lynx Can

Alcoholic Beverage

Sky Remote

You forgot the new one... Loo roll tube!

That’s cheating cause you can get those short arsed cheep loo rolls. "

Walnut Whip!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m

Used to working in microns

What are you measuring?

Paint??

Precision manufacturing

I’m guessing. Silicone wafers. "

Nah think more aeroplanes

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By *notherTallFellaMan
over a year ago

Cathcart

Ha ha that’s exactly what I was thinking!!!

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