FabSwingers.com forum: Early (Easley) Bird Fab Bar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Due to popular demand the fab bar is open early. Stop in for a quickie on your way home from work or just stay.. It's up to you. Also doing a good deal on ore theatre or pre fab meet, birthday party meals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have my usual bar keep and set one up for veloura she'll be along in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a vineyard please....cnut of a week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a vineyard please....cnut of a week!"

should we just take the chairs down to the cellar. I think poor jack will be up and down those stairs all night. would want him to get sore legs or us to have to wait for our drink

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

3rd time lucky, it doesn't like my choice of mixer!

Try again, can I have a large Spicy Morgan and Cola please x

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Water please. Am expecting them twa' burds that tried to exploit me yesterday to show up so need to keep my wits about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water please. Am expecting them twa' burds that tried to exploit me yesterday to show up so need to keep my wits about me. "

Can Ima have some more glue please to go with his water?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Water please. Am expecting them twa' burds that tried to exploit me yesterday to show up so need to keep my wits about me.

Can Ima have some more glue please to go with his water?

That your idea of bonding? Am no dropping the charges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Water please. Am expecting them twa' burds that tried to exploit me yesterday to show up so need to keep my wits about me.

Can Ima have some more glue please to go with his water?

That your idea of bonding? Am no dropping the charges. "

In that case I won't be dropping anything else for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a vineyard please....cnut of a week!

should we just take the chairs down to the cellar. I think poor jack will be up and down those stairs all night. would want him to get sore legs or us to have to wait for our drink

I opened the bar.. I'm pretty sure you all are well experienced in pouring a drink or five

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Water please. Am expecting them twa' burds that tried to exploit me yesterday to show up so need to keep my wits about me.

Can Ima have some more glue please to go with his water?

That your idea of bonding? Am no dropping the charges.

In that case I won't be dropping anything else for you

I have glue. I can stick anything anywhere I like.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Gin please

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By *aggismuncher69Man
over a year ago

Johnstone

Large red wine for me please - and by large I mean "bucket"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large red wine for me please - and by large I mean "bucket"

Good choice sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negroni please, bitter and twisted, just like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Negroni please, bitter and twisted, just like me

Coming right up... (I won't disagree. Got ny balls booted the last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a beer, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a beer, please."

Any particular brand

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Can I have a large rubarb & ginger gin with lemonade and ice please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a large rubarb & ginger gin with lemonade and ice please

Would you like a slice of line in it.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Can I have a large rubarb & ginger gin with lemonade and ice please

Would you like a slice of line in it. "
no thank you

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A double jack please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A double jack please x"

Fuck that...one of him is enough!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Got salty nuts Jack?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A double for Nawty from me please

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A double for Nawty from me please

"
why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a beer, please.

Any particular brand "

Na, cold, wet & alcoholic will do nicely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got salty nuts Jack?"

Nah i had ny yearly bath today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A double for Nawty from me please

. Is that you and me

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A double jack please x

Fuck that...one of him is enough!"

Fair point lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A double jack please x

Fuck that...one of him is enough to satisfy me. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee ....

Irish or Russian (I'd offer Belgian bit ive no waffles, they were mouldy... Nothing worse than blue waffles.

)

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A double jack please x

Fuck that...one of him is enough to satisfy me.

Could yoy handle me solo tho jack ....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A double for Nawty from me please

. Is that you and me

"
dont you go threatining me with a good time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A double jack please x

Fuck that...one of him is enough to satisfy me.

Could yoy handle me solo tho jack ...."

Easily

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A double for Nawty from me please

. Is that you and me

dont you go threatining me with a good time lol

OK... I'll promise it instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee Chambord Bellini if you don't mind barman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wee Chambord Bellini if you don't mind barman

I'll just lesve the bottle.. On second thoughts then i have no excuse to come back to your table. I'll top you up whenever you want

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"A double for Nawty from me please

. Is that you and me

dont you go threatining me with a good time lol

OK... I'll promise it instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Baileys with ice, please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a Baileys with ice, please

You should have it now. Enjoy. Don't forget to tip the barman.. Kisses and hugs are acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice long fruity cocktail with a bit of a kick please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice long fruity cocktail with a bit of a kick please "

Enjoy. Xx

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sod it...tequilla please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sod it...tequilla please"

Large bottle for you my dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very large vodka and diet please, no ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee ....

Irish or Russian (I'd offer Belgian bit ive no waffles, they were mouldy... Nothing worse than blue waffles.

) "

Dinna get feckin technical Laddie..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee ....

Irish or Russian (I'd offer Belgian bit ive no waffles, they were mouldy... Nothing worse than blue waffles.

)

Dinna get feckin technical Laddie..

Apologies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm late... but in high spirits... hic... if yer shut it's fine... if not... a large red thank ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Negroni please, bitter and twisted, just like me

Coming right up... (I won't disagree. Got ny balls booted the last time

) "

You should watch Frozen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of yer finest.. Bucky..

I'd like some nuts if ye have any..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A glass of yer finest.. Bucky..

I'd like some nuts if ye have any..

Ooh.. My kind of woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm late... but in high spirits... hic... if yer shut it's fine... if not... a large red thank ya

Wake me when you do and I'll go bring you one up.

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