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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were the "Sir Alan Sugar" of the fab forum, who would you fire from the forum.

If you were the "project manager" which two forumites would you bring in to the boardroom for an. Ahem.. "tongue lashing" and why.

Just a bit of fun.. No need to play nice. We are adults. (i think )

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is it too early for popcorn?

John

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it too early for popcorn?

John "

It's never too early...

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By *ongue FuckerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Is it too early for popcorn?

John

It's never too early... "

John your fired this was your idea and your project, you are responsible for the failure of this topic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it too early for popcorn?

John

It's never too early...

John your fired this was your idea and your project, you are responsible for the failure of this topic. "

You're fired for not observing and processing information...

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If you were the "Sir Alan Sugar" of the fab forum, who would you fire from the forum "

'All the knights in shining armours' male and female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fired?

The folk who ask for advice then spit the dummy when they don't like what they hear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fired?

The folk who ask for advice then spit the dummy when they don't like what they hear."

Bit is a oaoer bag ir olastic surgery realky "advice"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fired?

The folk who ask for advice then spit the dummy when they don't like what they hear.

Bit is a paper bag or plastic surgery really "advice" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fired?

The folk who ask for advice then spit the dummy when they don't like what they hear.

Bit is a paper bag or plastic surgery really "advice" "

When I'm feeling diplomatic...yes...I think it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fired?

The folk who ask for advice then spit the dummy when they don't like what they hear.

Bit is a paper bag or plastic surgery really "advice"

When I'm feeling diplomatic...yes...I think it is. "

I think Boris Johnson might have a foreign office opening for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd fire those who cannot debate objectively and/or agree to disagree civilly

Two that need a "toungelashing"???... Yourself my dear Jack and Ima... See me in my office, this may take some time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd fire those who cannot debate objectively and/or agree to disagree civilly

Two that need a "toungelashing"???... Yourself my dear Jack and Ima... See me in my office, this may take some time... "

One at a time or together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fire those who cannot debate objectively and/or agree to disagree civilly

Two that need a "toungelashing"???... Yourself my dear Jack and Ima... See me in my office, this may take some time...

One at a time or together. "

Sharing of course... I'm the female Alan Sugar... I'm a busy woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fire those who cannot debate objectively and/or agree to disagree civilly

Two that need a "toungelashing"???... Yourself my dear Jack and Ima... See me in my office, this may take some time...

One at a time or together.

Sharing of course... I'm the female Alan Sugar... I'm a busy woman "

Need someone to take notes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fire those who cannot debate objectively and/or agree to disagree civilly

Two that need a "toungelashing"???... Yourself my dear Jack and Ima... See me in my office, this may take some time...

One at a time or together.

Sharing of course... I'm the female Alan Sugar... I'm a busy woman

Need someone to take notes? "

Ohhh a sharp sexy PA - sold!!!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Pair o perverts. I resign!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pair o perverts. I resign! "

You can't... it's in your contract you can only be fired... Mrs D... can you deal with that please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pair o perverts. I resign!

You can't... it's in your contract you can only be fired... Mrs D... can you deal with that please "

Let him go.. It's better to find out now he isn't uo to the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pair o perverts. I resign!

You can't... it's in your contract you can only be fired... Mrs D... can you deal with that please "

Okey doke

Ima...assume the position...this is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Pretty sure this constitutes breach of your duty of care, as well as sexual discrimination, sexual victimisation, sexual assault, and constructive dismissal. Both yer assets shall be stripped and you're going down. Lash yer tongue roond that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty sure this constitutes breach of your duty of care, as well as sexual discrimination, sexual victimisation, sexual assault, and constructive dismissal. Both yer assets shall be stripped and you're going down. Lash yer tongue roond that!"

Nobody ever tell you it's rude to talk with your mouth full?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pretty sure this constitutes breach of your duty of care, as well as sexual discrimination, sexual victimisation, sexual assault, and constructive dismissal. Both yer assets shall be stripped and you're going down. Lash yer tongue roond that!

Nobody ever tell you it's rude to talk with your mouth full?"

I’m also wondering if anyone has checked the job descriptions... there may be no breach of contract here at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pretty sure this constitutes breach of your duty of care, as well as sexual discrimination, sexual victimisation, sexual assault, and constructive dismissal. Both yer assets shall be stripped and you're going down. Lash yer tongue roond that!

Nobody ever tell you it's rude to talk with your mouth full?"

Maybe there isn't enough forba mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could name names but feel I best keep some opinions to myself.

Don't want to tarnish my nice girl reputation

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"Fired?

The folk who ask for advice then spit the dummy when they don't like what they hear."

Stop dancing round the bush and just say what you really mean

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