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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Isn't it amazing how a cock shrinks in the cold? From a pulsing beast to a wee shrivelled walnut in minutes. Anyone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.. Mine goes from a shrivelled a walnut to a peanut.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Just another good reason to keep warm then, isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can say is thank goodness for heated car seats in this weather .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying swimming in ice cold rivers. Mine inverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya, all need willy warmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya, all need willy warmers "

Haha you beat me to it exactly what i was goni say ..invest in some willy warmers and give it some insulation

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Ya, all need willy warmers

Haha you beat me to it exactly what i was goni say ..invest in some willy warmers and give it some insulation "

Or they could knit their own. You-tube is wonderful for ‘how to’s’.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Im sure you will be flooded with offers of a warm moist place to heat it up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya, all need willy warmers

Haha you beat me to it exactly what i was goni say ..invest in some willy warmers and give it some insulation

Or they could knit their own. You-tube is wonderful for ‘how to’s’. "

Lol aye knit them in their own prefered colours lol

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Ya, all need willy warmers

Haha you beat me to it exactly what i was goni say ..invest in some willy warmers and give it some insulation

Or they could knit their own. You-tube is wonderful for ‘how to’s’.

Lol aye knit them in their own prefered colours lol "

They could start a kik group. The warm willy knitters, and sell their crafts to other Baltic balled men.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Im sure you will be flooded with offers of a warm moist place to heat it up lol "

Was just thinking my foo-foo is cosy and warm!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Im sure you will be flooded with offers of a warm moist place to heat it up lol

Was just thinking my foo-foo is cosy and warm! "

lol that an offer for the op ? Lol

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Im sure you will be flooded with offers of a warm moist place to heat it up lol

Was just thinking my foo-foo is cosy and warm! lol that an offer for the op ? Lol "

Ehhmm naw!

Men get all the perks, just saying it’s nice for women to get positive for once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No issues here he’s kept quite cosy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just put my warm hands down my trousers discreetly , or a little hand warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya, all need willy warmers "

You offering your servixes like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya, all need willy warmers

You offering your servixes like.

"

Oops.. I meant services.. Bitbthay wirks too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya, all need willy warmers

You offering your servixes like.

Oops.. I meant services.. But that works too. "

I really need to stop day drinking.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Im sure you will be flooded with offers of a warm moist place to heat it up lol

Was just thinking my foo-foo is cosy and warm! lol that an offer for the op ? Lol

Ehhmm naw!

Men get all the perks, just saying it’s nice for women to get positive for once. "

To be fair on the scale of things a chilly willy isn’t much to moan about so we guys still come out on top by a long way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A while ago when I was a lad at school we went jumping in at the cliffs. Well I am sure this was October time and a group of girls we hung around with cane to watch. Cold water and white shorts, the next day at school wasn’t fun for me

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By *cothereMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Ya, all need willy warmers

Haha you beat me to it exactly what i was goni say ..invest in some willy warmers and give it some insulation "

Warm hands would suffice to heat it up

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I will get out my knitting needles and knit some willy warmers

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere


"I will get out my knitting needles and knit some willy warmers "

Can I place the first order

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"I will get out my knitting needles and knit some willy warmers "

Will it be a one size fits all job or will you need to come out to measure ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya, all need willy warmers

You offering your servixes like.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I will get out my knitting needles and knit some willy warmers "

I’ll take two please. 20” in total should cover it depending on how cold it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fantastic array of imaginative responses from the ladies! Never knew so many still used knitting needles these days. Perhaps a Primark range of willy warmers on the way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will get out my knitting needles and knit some willy warmers

I’ll take two please. 20” in total should cover it depending on how cold it is. "

You measuring from the crack of your arse?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I will get out my knitting needles and knit some willy warmers

I’ll take two please. 20” in total should cover it depending on how cold it is.

You measuring from the crack of your arse? "

Lol.

Can I get double yellow lines on the big one and a go faster stripe on the shorter one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the willy warmers come with ears and whiskers?

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere


"Do the willy warmers come with ears and whiskers? "

That not make it a pussy pleaser

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

It's not just the shrinkage, its the other attached bits that try to pop back into warmer zones

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