FabSwingers.com forum: Friday Night Fab Jukebox Bar.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In honour of a fab friend who made the suggestion tonight is jukebox night. Pay your money and pick your song.. All proceeds will pay for my next site supporter subscription, (a worthy cause i am sufe you will agree).

Lets drink, dance, flirt the night away... I will play a "slow jam" later so you can get "up close and personal" with that special someone or some people..

Fkrst song is "I've got a feeling" by the Blackeyed Peas..

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By *il_blue_rufusMan
over a year ago

motherwell

Ohh nice choice! I’m picking the immigrant song by led zepplin to keep the party going

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh nice choice! I’m picking the immigrant song by led zepplin to keep the party going"

Excellent.. And I'm ten oence closer.

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

I'll go with boogie in the mornings pick for Friday

TTF - The Ultimate High

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight is gonna be a good good night

A large Shiraz please and a wee sashay of the hips to some Black Velvet next

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight is gonna be a good good night

A large Shiraz please and a wee sashay of the hips to some Black Velvet next

May I have this dance then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight is gonna be a good good night

A large Shiraz please and a wee sashay of the hips to some Black Velvet next

May I have this dance then.

I've been waiting... mon then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight is gonna be a good good night

A large Shiraz please and a wee sashay of the hips to some Black Velvet next

May I have this dance then.

I've been waiting... mon then

WOOHHOOOOO....

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By *il_blue_rufusMan
over a year ago

motherwell

Can I get a bit of The Who on as well? Baba O’Reilly please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get a bit of The Who on as well? Baba O’Reilly please

Nice choice and your drink?

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Tonight is gonna be a good good night

A large Shiraz please and a wee sashay of the hips to some Black Velvet next

Good choice for both, but if were going the smooth sounds route can I offer Girl Crush by Little Big town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

phew sorry I'm late.... damn traffic. can I have a whisky and please and maybe a wee Bruno mars number.... think I may want to dance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"phew sorry I'm late.... damn traffic. can I have a whisky and please and maybe a wee Bruno mars number.... think I may want to dance"

Glad you made it safely. I saw three accidents today, two as they happened and two of them on my way home tonight. Your whiskey and is served.. Later i may give you a nice tallish. Jack... Straight up of course

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By *il_blue_rufusMan
over a year ago

motherwell

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

I’m 6ft5 - enough of me to grind on??

Ohh, I’ll have a jack daniels over ice

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

Is it for the line you can be my strapon dildo

…..honestly listen and you will hear it.....sorry for spoiling the tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

Is it for the line you can be my strapon dildo

…..honestly listen and you will hear it.....sorry for spoiling the tune

Haha no strap on dildo required just the tune is sexy as feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

I’m 6ft5 - enough of me to grind on??

Ohh, I’ll have a jack daniels over ice

Vodka please hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

Is it for the line you can be my strapon dildo

…..honestly listen and you will hear it.....sorry for spoiling the tune

Haha no strap on dildo required just the tune is sexy as feck"

Harry styles butchered it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight is gonna be a good good night

A large Shiraz please and a wee sashay of the hips to some Black Velvet next

Good choice for both, but if were going the smooth sounds route can I offer Girl Crush by Little Big town"

Nice slow tune - I may need another Shiraz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

Is it for the line you can be my strapon dildo

…..honestly listen and you will hear it.....sorry for spoiling the tune

Haha no strap on dildo required just the tune is sexy as feck

Harry styles butchered it though

Luis fonsi sings the version I was listening to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

Is it for the line you can be my strapon dildo

…..honestly listen and you will hear it.....sorry for spoiling the tune

Haha no strap on dildo required just the tune is sexy as feck

Harry styles butchered it though

Luis fonsi sings the version I was listening to

I'll check it out.

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

Is it for the line you can be my strapon dildo

…..honestly listen and you will hear it.....sorry for spoiling the tune

Haha no strap on dildo required just the tune is sexy as feck

Harry styles butchered it though

Luis fonsi sings the version I was listening to

Lois and Daddy yankee the only way to listen to it

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

Is it for the line you can be my strapon dildo

…..honestly listen and you will hear it.....sorry for spoiling the tune

Haha no strap on dildo required just the tune is sexy as feck

Harry styles butchered it though

Luis fonsi sings the version I was listening to

Lois and Daddy yankee the only way to listen to it"

Sorry and the girl in the video is super hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

Is it for the line you can be my strapon dildo

…..honestly listen and you will hear it.....sorry for spoiling the tune

Haha no strap on dildo required just the tune is sexy as feck

Harry styles butchered it though

Luis fonsi sings the version I was listening to

Lois and Daddy yankee the only way to listen to it

Sorry and the girl in the video is super hot

Agree lmao so is luis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

Is it for the line you can be my strapon dildo

…..honestly listen and you will hear it.....sorry for spoiling the tune

Haha no strap on dildo required just the tune is sexy as feck

Harry styles butchered it though

Luis fonsi sings the version I was listening to

Lois and Daddy yankee the only way to listen to it

Sorry and the girl in the video is super hot

Agree lmao so is luis

I noticed oofty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

Is it for the line you can be my strapon dildo

…..honestly listen and you will hear it.....sorry for spoiling the tune

Haha no strap on dildo required just the tune is sexy as feck

Harry styles butchered it though

Luis fonsi sings the version I was listening to

Lois and Daddy yankee the only way to listen to it

Sorry and the girl in the video is super hot

Agree lmao so is luis

I noticed oofty

I think rasoberry and vel should sing it for us. Anyone agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have despacito please, send a man I can grind against too

Is it for the line you can be my strapon dildo

…..honestly listen and you will hear it.....sorry for spoiling the tune

Haha no strap on dildo required just the tune is sexy as feck

Harry styles butchered it though

Luis fonsi sings the version I was listening to

Lois and Daddy yankee the only way to listen to it

Sorry and the girl in the video is super hot

Agree lmao so is luis

I noticed oofty

Listening to luis on youtube now ffs this man is fecking hot as fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next song Whitesnake Slow and Easy

(who's round is it btw

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Next song Whitesnake Slow and Easy

(who's round is it btw

) "

It's billybi99. But it's also sn open bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next song Whitesnake Slow and Easy

(who's round is it btw

)

It's billybi99. But it's also sn open bar.

Ohhh good then we are still dancing... careless whisper???

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

I'll go have another watch off it and probably incur the wrath of she who must be obeyed. She recons I only like it because of Zuleyka Rivera....not true, the song isn't bad either

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Sorry was distracted by youtube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry was distracted by youtube

Who's a tube and Jack says it's your round

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry was distracted by pornhub

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

If we are going into whitesnake territory then Metallica nothing else matters must be up there

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Sorry was distracted by pornhub

Caught!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry was distracted by pornhub

Sakes ah nearly spat oot ma shiraz there... were you watching that over my shoulder ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we are going into whitesnake territory then Metallica nothing else matters must be up there "

Ohhh ah like a bit of Tallica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beach all -Nalin & Kane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*BeachBall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beach all -Nalin & Kane

And your drink young man jeeze am dancing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Budweiser ..Jacko

Copperhead Road ..Steve Earle

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Beach all -Nalin & Kane

Rather some of this

Force And Styles - Heart Of Gold

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Or back to more rock orientated

Titiyo - Come Along

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Not my turn but I will jump the queue

Follow Me, Ayla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Budweiser ..Jacko

Copperhead Road ..Steve Earle

Brilliant song what no glayva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not my turn but I will jump the queue

Follow Me, Ayla"

aye slow up you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please don't stop the music by rhianna.. Who wants a dance... With me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't stop the music by rhianna.. Who wants a dance... With me.

Flutters eyelashes.. ye dancin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please don't stop the music by rhianna.. Who wants a dance... With me.

Flutters eyelashes.. ye dancin'

Ye askin.

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By *lasgowgent35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wayne Marshall - g spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't stop the music by rhianna.. Who wants a dance... With me.

Flutters eyelashes.. ye dancin'

Ye askin.

Am askin

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wayne Marshall - g spot

Ohhh not heard of that much like most men they say

Your drink???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x"

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Budweiser ..Jacko

Copperhead Road ..Steve Earle

Brilliant song what no glayva

Pacimg myself....

Tom Chaplin...Quicksand

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please don't stop the music by rhianna.. Who wants a dance... With me.

Flutters eyelashes.. ye dancin'

Ye askin.

Am askin

Am dancin... Get over me.. I mean here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Budweiser ..Jacko

Copperhead Road ..Steve Earle

Brilliant song what no glayva

Pacimg myself....

Tom Chaplin...Quicksand

Nice and timing eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't stop the music by rhianna.. Who wants a dance... With me.

Flutters eyelashes.. ye dancin'

Ye askin.

Am askin

Am dancin... Get over me.. I mean here.

Ave spun you roon and noo _erbera's got ya - am on the bar noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

Oooer I'll be Your Private Dancer... but it might make Steamy Windows

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

You just want me to bend over lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

You just want me to bend over lol"

Guilty.

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

You just want me to bend over lol"

I cant see anything wrong with that thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

Oooer I'll be Your Private Dancer... but it might make Steamy Windows

Ooh amni giving yiu a lift home in my chauffeur driven limo.

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Dash Berlin feat. Emma Hewitt - Waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

Oooer I'll be Your Private Dancer... but it might make Steamy Windows

Ooh amni giving yiu a lift home in my chauffeur driven limo.

Are you a Rockstar (Nickleback nearly )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

Oooer I'll be Your Private Dancer... but it might make Steamy Windows

Ooh amni giving yiu a lift home in my chauffeur driven limo.

Are you a Rockstar (Nickleback nearly ) "

Nope, but I'd come for you so what are you waiting for.

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

Oooer I'll be Your Private Dancer... but it might make Steamy Windows

Ooh amni giving yiu a lift home in my chauffeur driven limo.

Are you a Rockstar (Nickleback nearly ) "

No but "he better be good to" you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

Oooer I'll be Your Private Dancer... but it might make Steamy Windows

Ooh amni giving yiu a lift home in my chauffeur driven limo.

Are you a Rockstar (Nickleback nearly )

No but "he better be good to" you"

He's the Man (Killers)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

Oooer I'll be Your Private Dancer... but it might make Steamy Windows

Ooh amni giving yiu a lift home in my chauffeur driven limo.

Are you a Rockstar (Nickleback nearly )

No but "he better be good to" you

He's the Man (Killers)

Dub be good to me.

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

Oooer I'll be Your Private Dancer... but it might make Steamy Windows

Ooh amni giving yiu a lift home in my chauffeur driven limo.

Are you a Rockstar (Nickleback nearly )

No but "he better be good to" you

He's the Man (Killers)

that's the shame of life - Butthole Surfers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

You just want me to bend over lol"

No..but i do

Don Henley ..End of the Innocence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

Oooer I'll be Your Private Dancer... but it might make Steamy Windows

Ooh amni giving yiu a lift home in my chauffeur driven limo.

Are you a Rockstar (Nickleback nearly )

No but "he better be good to" you

He's the Man (Killers)

that's the shame of life - Butthole Surfers"

You lost me right there... am scared to look lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do ye have any j2o?

I'm no dancing, av cracked a rib

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"I wanna dance with somebody!

Can I have a rhubarb gin with lemonade please x

You can cut in with Jack and I'll get you one lovely

Thank you lovely lady

Right.. Shake your tail feather

Oooer I'll be Your Private Dancer... but it might make Steamy Windows

Ooh amni giving yiu a lift home in my chauffeur driven limo.

Are you a Rockstar (Nickleback nearly )

No but "he better be good to" you

He's the Man (Killers)

that's the shame of life - Butthole Surfers

You lost me right there... am scared to look lolol

Go on you know you want to peek

Actually its quite good, different but good. Or at least I think so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do ye have any j2o?

I'm no dancing, av cracked a rib

Yeah.. I also stockpiled kopperberg N/A just jncase.. Hiw did you crack the rib. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do ye have any j2o?

I'm no dancing, av cracked a rib

Whit ye like

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Oceanlab-on a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do ye have any j2o?

I'm no dancing, av cracked a rib

Fuck sake, Evel Knievel....how d'you manage that?

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Do ye have any j2o?

I'm no dancing, av cracked a rib

Yeah.. I also stockpiled kopperberg N/A just jncase.. Hiw did you crack the rib. Xx"

Oooh I like a N/A kopperberg, strawberry and lime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do ye have any j2o?

I'm no dancing, av cracked a rib

Yeah.. I also stockpiled kopperberg N/A just jncase.. Hiw did you crack the rib. Xx

Oooh I like a N/A kopperberg, strawberry and lime

I accidentally dropped the lime down mybpants..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do ye have any j2o?

I'm no dancing, av cracked a rib

Fuck sake, Evel Knievel....how d'you manage that?"

Oi missus what ya drinking and get a song on the jukebox

I'll have Chelsea Dagger the Fratellis while yer deciding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Counting Crows - Mrs Jones

Please

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Do ye have any j2o?

I'm no dancing, av cracked a rib

Yeah.. I also stockpiled kopperberg N/A just jncase.. Hiw did you crack the rib. Xx

Oooh I like a N/A kopperberg, strawberry and lime

I accidentally dropped the lime down mybpants..

Any excuse to get me into your pants

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

"Counting Crows - Mrs Jones

Please

Mr of course!

Damn phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Counting Crows - Mrs Jones

Please

Nice choice. And what can we get you at the bar

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over a year ago

"Counting Crows - Mrs Jones

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Mr of course!

Damn phone! "

We speak typoese dinna worry

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over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Large gin and tonic is always acconoanied by a jack chaser.. It is smooth , tastes great and you feel it through your whole body. If you get my meaning.

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over a year ago

"Do ye have any j2o?

I'm no dancing, av cracked a rib

Yeah.. I also stockpiled kopperberg N/A just jncase.. Hiw did you crack the rib. Xx

Oooh I like a N/A kopperberg, strawberry and lime

I accidentally dropped the lime down mybpants..

Any excuse to get me into your pants

Do you really need one though

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over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Large gin and tonic is always acconoanied by a jack chaser.. It is smooth , tastes great and you feel it through your whole body. If you get my meaning.

Is that including the tip? x

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over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

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over a year ago

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"Do ye have any j2o?

I'm no dancing, av cracked a rib

Yeah.. I also stockpiled kopperberg N/A just jncase.. Hiw did you crack the rib. Xx

Oooh I like a N/A kopperberg, strawberry and lime

I accidentally dropped the lime down mybpants..

Any excuse to get me into your pants

Do you really need one though

Lol, mind out for the ice cubes

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over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Large gin and tonic is always acconoanied by a jack chaser.. It is smooth , tastes great and you feel it through your whole body. If you get my meaning.

Is that including the tip? x

If you can feel the tip then we are too damn close.

sorry.

Inmeant you'd be in the bar across the road.

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over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

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over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

Nothing wrong with red and sparkly

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over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

You bellowed

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

Wot? ok its not exactly red!

Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

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over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

You bellowed

a large red and am taking the lights down low... Marvin Gaye... Let's Get It On...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

You bellowed

a large red and am taking the lights down low... Marvin Gaye... Let's Get It On...

Is that a song.. Or a proposition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

You bellowed

a large red and am taking the lights down low... Marvin Gaye... Let's Get It On...

Is that a song.. Or a proposition?

It's a song... but... pour me a large one and we can see...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

You bellowed

a large red and am taking the lights down low... Marvin Gaye... Let's Get It On...

Is that a song.. Or a proposition?

It's a song... but... pour me a large one and we can see...

Here is your large gin with an extra large whisky chaser.. I'll Lie down for this next one.

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

You bellowed

a large red and am taking the lights down low... Marvin Gaye... Let's Get It On...

Is that a song.. Or a proposition?

It's a song... but... pour me a large one and we can see...

Here is your large gin with an extra large whisky chaser.. I'll Lie down for this next one.

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME. .

Damn... I’ll Rock You Like a Hurricane

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

You bellowed

a large red and am taking the lights down low... Marvin Gaye... Let's Get It On...

Is that a song.. Or a proposition?

It's a song... but... pour me a large one and we can see...

Here is your large gin with an extra large whisky chaser.. I'll Lie down for this next one.

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME. .

Damn... I’ll Rock You Like a Hurricane

I hope so.. Ive been living in dry county for too long.

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over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

You bellowed

a large red and am taking the lights down low... Marvin Gaye... Let's Get It On...

Is that a song.. Or a proposition?

It's a song... but... pour me a large one and we can see...

Here is your large gin with an extra large whisky chaser.. I'll Lie down for this next one.

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME. .

Damn... I’ll Rock You Like a Hurricane

I hope so.. Ive been living in dry county for too long.

Smoke on the Water?

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

You bellowed

a large red and am taking the lights down low... Marvin Gaye... Let's Get It On...

Is that a song.. Or a proposition?

It's a song... but... pour me a large one and we can see...

Here is your large gin with an extra large whisky chaser.. I'll Lie down for this next one.

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME. .

Damn... I’ll Rock You Like a Hurricane

I hope so.. Ive been living in dry county for too long.

Dry Country must be one of their best if not the best song they ever did, or should I say he did

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over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

You bellowed

a large red and am taking the lights down low... Marvin Gaye... Let's Get It On...

Is that a song.. Or a proposition?

It's a song... but... pour me a large one and we can see...

Here is your large gin with an extra large whisky chaser.. I'll Lie down for this next one.

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME. .

Damn... I’ll Rock You Like a Hurricane

I hope so.. Ive been living in dry county for too long.

Dry Country must be one of their best if not the best song they ever did, or should I say he did"

It's tge abthem fir mist gyys on fab.

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

lol

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over a year ago

"Can I get a LARGE gin and tonic and a bit of Boogie Wonderland please? That's on the house Jack if you get my meaning. x

Gin drinkers are always welcome - Boogie gin drinkers are even more welcome (looks oot the sequined boob tube)

Bet it's red!

With matching sequined leggings

speaking of red... barman!!!!!!

You bellowed

a large red and am taking the lights down low... Marvin Gaye... Let's Get It On...

Is that a song.. Or a proposition?

It's a song... but... pour me a large one and we can see...

Here is your large gin with an extra large whisky chaser.. I'll Lie down for this next one.

POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME. .

Damn... I’ll Rock You Like a Hurricane

I hope so.. Ive been living in dry county for too long.

Dry Country must be one of their best if not the best song they ever did, or should I say he did

It's tge abthem fir mist gyys on fab.

That’s Careless Talk (Billy Joel) nae mair drink for you... do you need me to Shut Up and Drive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*sings "Who's gonna drive me home... Tonight." *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sings back” I can see paradise by the dashboard light”

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over a year ago

"*sings back” I can see paradise by the dashboard light”

Damn.. Did I leave my clothes on the bad again.

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over a year ago

"*sings back” I can see paradise by the dashboard light”

Damn.. Did I leave my clothes on the bad again.

You are nekkid Jack ... random song qotsa No One Knows (could be a fab theme tune

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"*sings back” I can see paradise by the dashboard light”

Damn.. Did I leave my clothes on the bad again.

You are nekkid Jack ... random song qotsa No One Knows (could be a fab theme tune

That's a pink song.

NOBIDY KNOWS, NOONE KNOWS BUT ME THAT I SOMETIMES CRYYYYY..

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"*sings back” I can see paradise by the dashboard light”

Damn.. Did I leave my clothes on the bad again.

You are nekkid Jack ... random song qotsa No One Knows (could be a fab theme tune

)

That's a pink song.

NOBIDY KNOWS, NOONE KNOWS BUT ME THAT I SOMETIMES CRYYYYY.. "

Cwyyying - cwyinggg - cwyyyyyyyaying over you (only fools style)

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"*sings back” I can see paradise by the dashboard light”

Damn.. Did I leave my clothes on the bad again.

You are nekkid Jack ... random song qotsa No One Knows (could be a fab theme tune

)

That's a pink song.

NOBIDY KNOWS, NOONE KNOWS BUT ME THAT I SOMETIMES CRYYYYY..

Cwyyying - cwyinggg - cwyyyyyyyaying over you (only fools style)

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I borrowed his salami...

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"*sings back” I can see paradise by the dashboard light”

Damn.. Did I leave my clothes on the bad again.

You are nekkid Jack ... random song qotsa No One Knows (could be a fab theme tune

)

That's a pink song.

NOBIDY KNOWS, NOONE KNOWS BUT ME THAT I SOMETIMES CRYYYYY..

Cwyyying - cwyinggg - cwyyyyyyyaying over you (only fools style)

I borrowed his salami...

Who dares wins Rodney (that wasn’t a song was it

)

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over a year ago

"*sings back” I can see paradise by the dashboard light”

Damn.. Did I leave my clothes on the bad again.

You are nekkid Jack ... random song qotsa No One Knows (could be a fab theme tune

)

That's a pink song.

NOBIDY KNOWS, NOONE KNOWS BUT ME THAT I SOMETIMES CRYYYYY..

Cwyyying - cwyinggg - cwyyyyyyyaying over you (only fools style)

I borrowed his salami...

Who dares wins Rodney (that wasn’t a song was it

) "

It is if you sing it.

Murder on the dance fkoor by tge posh bird with three names

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"*sings back” I can see paradise by the dashboard light”

Damn.. Did I leave my clothes on the bad again.

You are nekkid Jack ... random song qotsa No One Knows (could be a fab theme tune

)

That's a pink song.

NOBIDY KNOWS, NOONE KNOWS BUT ME THAT I SOMETIMES CRYYYYY..

Cwyyying - cwyinggg - cwyyyyyyyaying over you (only fools style)

I borrowed his salami...

Who dares wins Rodney (that wasn’t a song was it

)

It is if you sing it.

Murder on the dance fkoor by tge posh bird with three names "

Sophie Ellis Bexter

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"*sings back” I can see paradise by the dashboard light”

Damn.. Did I leave my clothes on the bad again.

You are nekkid Jack ... random song qotsa No One Knows (could be a fab theme tune

)

That's a pink song.

NOBIDY KNOWS, NOONE KNOWS BUT ME THAT I SOMETIMES CRYYYYY..

Cwyyying - cwyinggg - cwyyyyyyyaying over you (only fools style)

I borrowed his salami...

Who dares wins Rodney (that wasn’t a song was it

)

It is if you sing it.

Murder on the dance fkoor by tge posh bird with three names

Sophie Ellis Bexter "

Ah think lol *stomps foot as in song

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"*sings back” I can see paradise by the dashboard light”

Damn.. Did I leave my clothes on the bad again.

You are nekkid Jack ... random song qotsa No One Knows (could be a fab theme tune

)

That's a pink song.

NOBIDY KNOWS, NOONE KNOWS BUT ME THAT I SOMETIMES CRYYYYY..

Cwyyying - cwyinggg - cwyyyyyyyaying over you (only fools style)

I borrowed his salami...

Who dares wins Rodney (that wasn’t a song was it

)

It is if you sing it.

Murder on the dance fkoor by tge posh bird with three names

Sophie Ellis Bexter

Ah think lol *stomps foot as in song

You are right.. It's time yku took ne home x

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"*sings back” I can see paradise by the dashboard light”

Damn.. Did I leave my clothes on the bad again.

You are nekkid Jack ... random song qotsa No One Knows (could be a fab theme tune

)

That's a pink song.

NOBIDY KNOWS, NOONE KNOWS BUT ME THAT I SOMETIMES CRYYYYY..

Cwyyying - cwyinggg - cwyyyyyyyaying over you (only fools style)

I borrowed his salami...

Who dares wins Rodney (that wasn’t a song was it

)

It is if you sing it.

Murder on the dance fkoor by tge posh bird with three names

Sophie Ellis Bexter

Ah think lol *stomps foot as in song

You are right.. It's time yku took ne home x"

Last orders and song for me... who’s gonna take ya home ... tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great bar and jukebox... your friend must be amazing

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Think there was some Runrig amongst that, sounded a bit Gaelic.

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

or was it welsh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great bar and jukebox... your friend must be amazing

Auch... She is alright i guess....

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over a year ago

Saturday morning tune.....?

Pink....Blow Me (One Last Kiss)....Good one to burn the wee yin's scrambled eggs to.

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over a year ago

"Saturday morning tune.....?

Pink....Blow Me (One Last Kiss)....Good one to burn the wee yin's scrambled eggs to."

Not that you need an excuse.

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