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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Do you like to see pussy or tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya canny say that word ffs..

Its Boobs ..jeezo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya canny say that word ffs..

Its Boobs ..jeezo.

"

It’s Melons

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both

From both of us

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Hate the word pussy. Very childish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legs over both to be fair

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

I prefer someone's face. Or a nicely toned male chest x

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Daddy or chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monster munch or space raiders

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian


"Hate the word pussy. Very childish

"

It's not the best but what else is there?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady garden

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Lady garden "

My nieces call it a flower, but think that might cause some confusion at some point.

Don't think the male counterpart has a particularly nice name either.... What would we rename the penis / willy / cock as? x

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Ya canny say that word ffs..

Its Boobs ..jeezo.

It’s Melons "

Not if you have mangoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya canny say that word ffs..

Its Boobs ..jeezo.

It’s Melons

Not if you have mangoes "

Oooooo matron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lady garden

My nieces call it a flower, but think that might cause some confusion at some point.

Don't think the male counterpart has a particularly nice name either.... What would we rename the penis / willy / cock as? x"

Rhythm stick... (You may sing the song if you like. )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate the word pussy. Very childish

It's not the best but what else is there?! "

Fanny...it's versatile

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By *lancheifMan
over a year ago

Ayr

Is there a choice like?

Usually if your'e seeing one you usually get to see the other

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Monster munch or space raiders"

Thats just cruel asking people to choose

Anyway, the answer is frazzles

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Hate the word pussy. Very childish

It's not the best but what else is there?! "

Honey pot

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"Hate the word pussy. Very childish

It's not the best but what else is there?!

Honey pot"

Personally I would class that as more childish

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Hate the word pussy. Very childish

It's not the best but what else is there?!

Honey pot

Personally I would class that as more childish "

Each to their own.

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By *lbie6 OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Hate the word pussy. Very childish

It's not the best but what else is there?!

Honey pot"

why honey pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate the word pussy. Very childish

It's not the best but what else is there?!

Honey pot"

* should i change my name to, "winnie the pooh" or would it attract the wrong kind of attention? *

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By *xybumWoman
over a year ago

East Kilbride


"Do you like to see pussy or tits "

Still trying to work out if you really are that naive or just an idiot...

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Hate the word pussy. Very childish

It's not the best but what else is there?!

Honey pot

why honey pot"

Why pussy

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Fanny is a horrible word

C*nt is a no go.

Flower etc is very childish.

That leaves pussy

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fanny is a horrible word

C*nt is a no go.

Flower etc is very childish.

That leaves pussy "

yoni

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Fanny is a horrible word

C*nt is a no go.

Flower etc is very childish.

That leaves pussy

yoni"

Madge!!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fanny is a horrible word

C*nt is a no go.

Flower etc is very childish.

That leaves pussy

yoni

Madge!! "

Fud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love tunnel

Lady garden

And the boaby

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

Am all about the gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am all about the gash"

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

( • )( • )

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Fanny is a horrible word

C*nt is a no go.

Flower etc is very childish.

That leaves pussy

yoni

Madge!! "

Homers wife?

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Fanny is a horrible word

C*nt is a no go.

Flower etc is very childish.

That leaves pussy

yoni

Madge!!

Homers wife? "

Not homer's wife Kind of sounds like vag, so thought it might work. Maybe not....

If anyone calls mine vag I'd have to slap you btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Legs over both to be fair "
so true

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Legs over both to be fair so true "

Was about to lay in to you lot for that but in fairness, it’s usually the parts that surround the breasts and “lady garden” that are as much of a turn on.

Legs included. Northern parts anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foof!

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

Vajayjay.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge has to be the worst!!!!

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Foof!"

Usually an “offt” that comes out. But foof is close enough. (Must be a dialect thing).

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By *kbull2000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Once met a wife from Perth who called it her 'Nooney.' I was horny as fuck so tried very hard not to laugh.

But I agree the Pussy sounds false and overly American porn film, somehow. Cunt is too brutal and Fanny seems lame.

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By *otTonite1Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Minge has to be the worst!!!! "

Worse than clunge?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Breaking people into body parts isn't something I'd do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroking a pussy is calming and therapeutic but seeing a blue tit or two in the back garden while your eating your breakfast is fun too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate the word pussy. Very childish

"

Seriously ?

But you would use the word "fuck" repeatedly on you're profile and thats less childish ?

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Eyes and a great smile for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am all about the gash "

gash!!! Lmfao!!!

The noon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hate the word pussy. Very childish

It's not the best but what else is there?! "

Hmm how about Vagina?

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Good work to all the guys saying that they prefer eyes and a smile. Sure the inboxes are filling up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Minge has to be the worst!!!!

Worse than clunge?

"

Front bottom or lady garden or moist honeypot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good work to all the guys saying that they prefer eyes and a smile. Sure the inboxes are filling up now "

You're joking aren't you? We're all tripping over each other to get to Fugy the gashman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Minge has to be the worst!!!!

Worse than clunge?

Front bottom or lady garden or moist honeypot "

Front bottom ? Oh my that makes me laugh ..was going to say cracks me up but probably not the right phrase to use on this thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sensual moment when you're caressing her shareen nanjani...

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Good work to all the guys saying that they prefer eyes and a smile. Sure the inboxes are filling up now

You're joking aren't you? We're all tripping over each other to get to Fugy the gashman! "

Too many choices

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Good work to all the guys saying that they prefer eyes and a smile. Sure the inboxes are filling up now

You're joking aren't you? We're all tripping over each other to get to Fugy the gashman! "

Am right here!!

I like you!!

Have we met?

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"That sensual moment when you're caressing her shareen nanjani...

"

Ad rather sook her pakoras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good work to all the guys saying that they prefer eyes and a smile. Sure the inboxes are filling up now

You're joking aren't you? We're all tripping over each other to get to Fugy the gashman!

Am right here!!

I like you!!

Have we met?

"

Only in my dreams...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puff or cookie

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Vagina = meat wallet

Penis = clam hammer

Bum hole = shame cave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vagina = meat wallet

Penis = clam hammer

Bum hole = shame cave

"

Classy .

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"Vagina = meat wallet

Penis = clam hammer

Bum hole = shame cave

Classy . "

I'm sure poor shareen would find it classy that you used her name to describe a ladies sexual organ . Wee bit pot and kettle

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Good work to all the guys saying that they prefer eyes and a smile. Sure the inboxes are filling up now

You're joking aren't you? We're all tripping over each other to get to Fugy the gashman!

Am right here!!

I like you!!

Have we met?

Only in my dreams... "

Ah. Thatll be the Fugy Effect

Rest easy cos itll wear aff soon

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Vagina = meat wallet"

Hahaha. Brilliant

Am gonna use that yin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vagina = meat wallet

Hahaha. Brilliant

Am gonna use that yin"

I'm a lady.....I have a purse.....a spam purse to be precise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a love bucket and a nice pair of funbags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vagina = meat wallet

Penis = clam hammer

Bum hole = shame cave

Classy .

I'm sure poor shareen would find it classy that you used her name to describe a ladies sexual organ . Wee bit pot and kettle "

Maybe she thinks it's hilarious

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By *urray MintMan
over a year ago

Brewtoon

As it’s the 69th post I will say Pussy

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"Vagina = meat wallet

Penis = clam hammer

Bum hole = shame cave

Classy .

I'm sure poor shareen would find it classy that you used her name to describe a ladies sexual organ . Wee bit pot and kettle

Maybe she thinks it's hilarious "

Ask her then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bajingo?

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By *ad123Man
over a year ago

ayr Scotland

For me it's about the person not the pussy or tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bajingo? "

Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to smell a sweet flower x

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

Embdae mentioned Beef curtains yet?

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Vagina = meat wallet

Hahaha. Brilliant

Am gonna use that yin

I'm a lady.....I have a purse.....a spam purse to be precise."

A dip purses. Specially spam wans

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

dd

Nobody has mentioned the following as yet so i thought i may as well..

Lusty love truncheon

Wizards sleeve

Fandango

Pund of mince

And of course...dropped kebab

That should offend a few but hey you cant please everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vagina = meat wallet

Hahaha. Brilliant

Am gonna use that yin

I'm a lady.....I have a purse.....a spam purse to be precise.

A dip purses. Specially spam wans"

Luckily mine has a zip and a buckle! Good luck dippin

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bingo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on our mood, pussy, cock if we horned up and in that type of mood.

Nanja, vajayjay, willy, winky if we in a humorous mood.

Privates part, vagina and penis if we chatting to kids about birds and bees.

Fanny and dick I use to freely when someone has annoyed me so I wouldn't refer our private parts as something stupid.

So depends on our moods lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr H likes a Big Booty

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"Mr H likes a Big Booty "

Dont we all

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By *na78Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You forgot legs, face and arse!!!

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Vagina = meat wallet

Hahaha. Brilliant

Am gonna use that yin

I'm a lady.....I have a purse.....a spam purse to be precise.

A dip purses. Specially spam wans

Luckily mine has a zip and a buckle! Good luck dippin "

Ma one liner to describe me has always been

A finger o fugy is just enough

Noo

Its gonna be

Fugy.....Hes finger dippin guid!

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