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By *hickEdinMale OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What is the strangest message or request folk have had?

Got a message from a couple saying the male would be dress as a women tided to chair, I could come in do what I wanted to him as I wanted, while she sat in the corner and watched.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Strange, especially as your profile says you are straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Strange, especially as your profile says you are straight."

That assumes people read the profiles which isn't the experience we have had.

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By *hickEdinMale OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Your right that no one reads profiles. A lady has looked at mine 3 times this week, I cant message her as I'm out of her age range. Must like my pics! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well off the top my head I had a chap who asked to see my private and friends only photos, I declined and his defence was well atleast I asked and didn’t just send you a request

His message was ‘I want too see private pics of you’

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Can I swallow your Piss and cum? X"

Followed two days later by..

"Can I swallow your piss and rim u? X"

God loves a trier. Thought the kisses were a nice touch, though.

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By *hickEdinMale OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Your winning so far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My strangest was from a couple down south whose profile i had never seen before. It was in response to a thread id started, "kiss, fuck, smear in chocolate and lick it off"... Tge message was one word. "PASS"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My strangest was from a couple down south whose profile i had never seen before. It was in response to a thread id started, "kiss, fuck, smear in chocolate and lick it off"... Tge message was one word. "PASS" "

Oh yeah I had that, I passed on a couple in he thread and they felt the too private message me telling me why they pass on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Can I swallow your Piss and cum? X"

Followed two days later by..

"Can I swallow your piss and rim u? X"

God loves a trier. Thought the kisses were a nice touch, though. "

Because he'd love to kiss you after drinking your piss and rimming you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said no to a man he didn't tickle my pickle and he replied explaining that the offer was for the mr who is clearly listed as straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My strangest was from a couple down south whose profile i had never seen before. It was in response to a thread id started, "kiss, fuck, smear in chocolate and lick it off"... Tge message was one word. "PASS"

Oh yeah I had that, I passed on a couple in he thread and they felt the too private message me telling me why they pass on me "

Least it wasn't why they'd piss on you.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


""Can I swallow your Piss and cum? X"

Followed two days later by..

"Can I swallow your piss and rim u? X"

God loves a trier. Thought the kisses were a nice touch, though.

Because he'd love to kiss you after drinking your piss and rimming you "

Are you assuming this person's gender? .

I'd pass on the piss kiss.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Guy messaged me last week saying he was a black pudding specialist.

Still don’t know what it means but I’m sure it’s filthy. Or he works in a chippy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy messaged me last week saying he was a black pudding specialist.

Still don’t know what it means but I’m sure it’s filthy. Or he works in a chippy. "

Was he from stornoway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My strangest was from a couple down south whose profile i had never seen before. It was in response to a thread id started, "kiss, fuck, smear in chocolate and lick it off"... Tge message was one word. "PASS" "

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

One I got once from a guy was if I'd like to watch him deep throat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit over it and then shove it up his arse.

I declined

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Guy messaged me last week saying he was a black pudding specialist.

Still don’t know what it means but I’m sure it’s filthy. Or he works in a chippy.

Was he from stornoway"

No but that is not as silly a suggestion as it first sounds - remember meeting a guy at CJs who was and was in the black pudding business... (or maybe he was taking the piss?)

Since checked urban dictionary - The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.

ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy messaged me last week saying he was a black pudding specialist.

Still don’t know what it means but I’m sure it’s filthy. Or he works in a chippy.

Was he from stornoway

No but that is not as silly a suggestion as it first sounds - remember meeting a guy at CJs who was and was in the black pudding business... (or maybe he was taking the piss?)

Since checked urban dictionary - The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.

ffs"

Jaysus... there's some odd threads about on the forums this week...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a woman ask me to punzb and kicker as hard as I could.

. I blocked her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy messaged me last week saying he was a black pudding specialist.

Still don’t know what it means but I’m sure it’s filthy. Or he works in a chippy.

Was he from stornoway

No but that is not as silly a suggestion as it first sounds - remember meeting a guy at CJs who was and was in the black pudding business... (or maybe he was taking the piss?)

Since checked urban dictionary - The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.

ffs

Jaysus... there's some odd threads about on the forums this week... "

Full moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy messaged me last week saying he was a black pudding specialist.

Still don’t know what it means but I’m sure it’s filthy. Or he works in a chippy.

Was he from stornoway

No but that is not as silly a suggestion as it first sounds - remember meeting a guy at CJs who was and was in the black pudding business... (or maybe he was taking the piss?)

Since checked urban dictionary - The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.

ffs

Jaysus... there's some odd threads about on the forums this week...

Full moon "

New Moon actually... god help us when it's full in two weeks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My strangest was from a couple down south whose profile i had never seen before. It was in response to a thread id started, "kiss, fuck, smear in chocolate and lick it off"... Tge message was one word. "PASS"

Oh yeah I had that, I passed on a couple in he thread and they felt the too private message me telling me why they pass on me "

Think we both got that the same day

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By *ot so vanilla 7Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

One guy suggested meeting up & said he’d be prepared & bring 2 paper bags.

He then went on to explain one was to cover his face as he was no oil painting & the other was to cover mine in case his fell off....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy suggested meeting up & said he’d be prepared & bring 2 paper bags.

He then went on to explain one was to cover his face as he was no oil painting & the other was to cover mine in case his fell off....! "

Haha hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One I got once from a guy was if I'd like to watch him deep throat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit over it and then shove it up his arse.

I declined "

Certain people may assume this was me. I would like to confirm that it was not. Thank you.

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"One I got once from a guy was if I'd like to watch him deep throat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit over it and then shove it up his arse.

I declined "

You win, everyone to their own but that genuinely freaks me out, pee , poo, sick etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy suggested meeting up & said he’d be prepared & bring 2 paper bags.

He then went on to explain one was to cover his face as he was no oil painting & the other was to cover mine in case his fell off....! "

Sorry about that message I was having a bad day... hahaha

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"One I got once from a guy was if I'd like to watch him deep throat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit over it and then shove it up his arse.

I declined

Certain people may assume this was me. I would like to confirm that it was not. Thank you. "

Confirmed, definitely wasn't you

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