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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

" What is the Female equivalent "

Keep it fun feckers ..

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"" What is the Female equivalent "

Keep it fun feckers .. "
F**k-it-I-don't-have-time-to-get-sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting up with a man with manflu

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

There is no equivalent. It's scientifically proven that men's symptoms are radically worse than women's for the common cold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is no equivalent. It's scientifically proven that men's symptoms are radically worse than women's for the common cold. "

Best answer yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is no equivalent. It's scientifically proven that men's symptoms are radically worse than women's for the common cold. "

Scientifically proven in mice, not men.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women giving birth to triplets, surely doesn't even come close to the trauma a man can sustain during Manflu.

I might be wrong but hand on heart i think im right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women giving birth to triplets, surely doesn't even come close to the trauma a man can sustain during Manflu.

I might be wrong but hand on heart i think im right.

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By *ot so vanilla 7Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Are you still poorly?

;)

X

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Women giving birth to triplets, surely doesn't even come close to the trauma a man can sustain during Manflu.

I might be wrong but hand on heart i think im right.

"

In a way, you are.

Childbearing is a perfectly natural occurrence, that the female body is perfectly designed to go through. A bit like getting an erection for a man.

Manflu on the other hand is a virus that attacks the male body and forces it to defend itself.

I'd choose the triplets if I could, even though they are known to be annoying for a wee bit longer than manflu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is no equivalent. It's scientifically proven that men's symptoms are radically worse than women's for the common cold.

Scientifically proven in mice, not men. "

Men mice... potatoes potato

Their balls are about the same size as a mouse when its man flu time

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"There is no equivalent. It's scientifically proven that men's symptoms are radically worse than women's for the common cold.

Scientifically proven in mice, not men.

Men mice... potatoes potato

Their balls are about the same size as a mouse when its man flu time"

Yes. The cold shrivels our nuts. There's a scientific explanation for that, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is no equivalent. It's scientifically proven that men's symptoms are radically worse than women's for the common cold.

Scientifically proven in mice, not men.

Men mice... potatoes potato

Their balls are about the same size as a mouse when its man flu time

Yes. The cold shrivels our nuts. There's a scientific explanation for that, too. "

Pulls them up into your abdomen to keep the testicles at a reasonable temperature

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

The equivalent is “ manflu “ though as ladies predominantly have two X chromosomes they are mostly immune to the virus . Poor guys with Y chromosomes have no resistance to it .

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"There is no equivalent. It's scientifically proven that men's symptoms are radically worse than women's for the common cold.

Scientifically proven in mice, not men.

Men mice... potatoes potato

Their balls are about the same size as a mouse when its man flu time

Yes. The cold shrivels our nuts. There's a scientific explanation for that, too.

Pulls them up into your abdomen to keep the testicles at a reasonable temperature "

So you do know, yet you use this natural phenomena as a means of attacking our fortitude when deadly illness strikes? Tut bloody tut. I hope one day thou art strucketh down witheth thon mamflu. U'll kin aw aboot it, then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you still poorly?

;)

X"

Yes Matron..

But if youd wear that damn 80s Nurses outfit..i might feel better..

Maybe just SLIGHTLY x

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Are you still poorly?

;)

X

Yes Matron..

But if youd wear that damn 80s Nurses outfit..i might feel better..

Maybe just SLIGHTLY x "

She bides next door. Nip over and ask her instead of flirting on here! This is a serious post for serious issues.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women giving birth to triplets, surely doesn't even come close to the trauma a man can sustain during Manflu.

I might be wrong but hand on heart i think im right.

In a way, you are.

Childbearing is a perfectly natural occurrence, that the female body is perfectly designed to go through. A bit like getting an erection for a man.

Manflu on the other hand is a virus that attacks the male body and forces it to defend itself.

I'd choose the triplets if I could, even though they are known to be annoying for a wee bit longer than manflu. "

Definitely....

I wish men would get the same preferential holiday entitlement with Manflu as women get with maternity leave.

I dont see many women commenting because they know there isnt any female equivalent.

Its a national disaster for men with Manflu.

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By *ot so vanilla 7Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Are you still poorly?

;)

X

Yes Matron..

But if youd wear that damn 80s Nurses outfit..i might feel better..

Maybe just SLIGHTLY x "

Can’t find that outfit. Did I leave it on your bedroom floor...? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you still poorly?

;)

X"

Yes nurse I still am - I may need a bed bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you still poorly?

;)

X

Yes Matron..

But if youd wear that damn 80s Nurses outfit..i might feel better..

Maybe just SLIGHTLY x

Can’t find that outfit. Did I leave it on your bedroom floor...? X"

I've even washed and ironed it for ya. X

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