FabSwingers.com forum: Fanny Farts...

By *awk3y3 OP Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Ladies and gents,

Someone please tell me I didn't make this up in my head.. This is a phenomenon that happens from time to time during the dance with no pants and/or bedroom sexcercise..

If you feel comfortable please share you experiences

Mucho gracis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe you done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lassie done it in an exercise class years ago when we were doing an upside down bike with our legs in the air. She done it when we put our legs down. Was so loud and it was obvious who it was cos when we were to do it again she never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do hope it wasn’t how the balloons in your gallery pics were filled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lassie done it in an exercise class years ago when we were doing an upside down bike with our legs in the air. She done it when we put our legs down. Was so loud and it was obvious who it was cos when we were to do it again she never

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Of course it happens. Laugh it off and carry on.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

". Laugh it off and carry on. "

Only after I blame the guy for pumping me with air

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

". Laugh it off and carry on.

Only after I blame the guy for pumping me with air

Oh come on. Take responsibility for your bodily functions. It’s au natural.

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

". Laugh it off and carry on.

Only after I blame the guy for pumping me with air

Definitely, happens to me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell off the bed with laughter the first time

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By *awk3y3 OP Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

"I do hope it wasn’t how the balloons in your gallery pics were filled

Those balloons were filled with environmentally friendly non fanny farting gas

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By *awk3y3 OP Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

"I fell off the bed with laughter the first time

If you can't have a laugh with someone while naked and fanny farting it's just not gonna work

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By *awk3y3 OP Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

". Laugh it off and carry on.

Only after I blame the guy for pumping me with air

The air adds a certain feeling don't ya think?

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By *40ffCouple
over a year ago

Anstruther

Totally natural thing 2 happen can happen more if the person is rather wet I'm told but its just one them things u ignore or laugh off

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By *ongue FuckerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Danny farts happen and are not on purpose usually

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Danny farts happen and are not on purpose usually"
Danny

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By *hrekfionaCouple
over a year ago

Leven

I've had 4kids, the chances of it happening esp when bent over is pretty high, mr finds it a turn on says louder the better, but I do get embarrassed

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I believe the correct vernacular is queef. Verb, and a noun.

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

If you can’t laugh with someone when your having sex then you probably aren’t sexually compatible

Sex should be intense but there has to be fun element to it to take all the pressure out of it if that makes any sense

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Danny farts happen and are not on purpose usually"

Neither are bum farts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear Sony headphones when im giving intense pump action.

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By *ongue FuckerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Fanny farts happen and are not on purpose usually

Neither are bum farts!"

Some of the animals I work with in the office seem to fart at will!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just say it’s the equivalent of compliments to the chef when it happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just say it’s the equivalent of compliments to the chef when it happens

I’m using this the nxt time it happens

J x

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By *ommy12CoolMan
over a year ago

glasgow

you are not fully in until the fanny farts, simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(F) response lol I always say it's not my butt blowing and burst into laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeps the cobwebs away.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"I just say it’s the equivalent of compliments to the chef when it happens

You can never go over the top with compliments to the chef...

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