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"Broke wrist in 3 places showing off on a vaulting horse "Somehow I'm not surprised by this! | |||
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"Tripped ove a little dog in the park. Ripped, blood soaked jeans and big deep cuts in both knees which have left scars 2yrs on." No explanation required. I've done similar  | |||
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"Broke my wee toe putting on socks Explain?" It caught as I was pulling the sock over my foot and pulled it to the side and snapped sore as fuck | |||
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"Broke my wee toe putting on socks Explain? It caught as I was pulling the sock over my foot and pulled it to the side and snapped sore as fuck " Oh no...that sounds painful | |||
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"Broke my wee toe putting on socks Explain? It caught as I was pulling the sock over my foot and pulled it to the side and snapped sore as fuck Oh no...that sounds painful" Incredibly | |||
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"Ripped a toenail off while doing the dishes" How ....lol | |||
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"Ripped a toenail off while doing the dishes How ....lol " Turned round and my toenail went on my heel and it just peeled off. Yes it was as bad as it sounds | |||
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"Ripped a toenail off while doing the dishes How ....lol Turned round and my toenail went on my heel and it just peeled off. Yes it was as bad as it sounds " Ouch !! I'm wincing just thinking of it | |||
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"Ripped a toenail off while doing the dishes How ....lol Turned round and my toenail went on my heel and it just peeled off. Yes it was as bad as it sounds Ouch !! I'm wincing just thinking of it " So am I | |||
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"Four weeks ago tomorrow I broke a bone in my left foot as I fell off my two step ladder, killing a spider of all things!! Completely lost my balance and still in pain x"I have decided to let the giant spider in my living room run free tonight as don’t think it’s worth hurting myself trying to kill it! 
It’s really big too, was up and down my curtains then on the wall behind the tv, not sure where it is now  | |||
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"Four weeks ago tomorrow I broke a bone in my left foot as I fell off my two step ladder, killing a spider of all things!! Completely lost my balance and still in pain x"KARMA. MOAN THE SPIDERS!!!! | |||
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"I once broke my foot while I was sitting watching the one show" Sorry I have to ask. How? | |||
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"I once broke my foot while I was sitting watching the one show Sorry I have to ask. How? " I was sitting on the couch with my feet on a wee stool, I started playing about with it and balancing it on my foot etc then it slipped and landed on my other foot It wasn’t even sore when I done it, it was only a while later when I stood up I was in agony | |||
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"Was cutting the top off a plastic container with a stanley knife while resting on my leg and the knife slipped and cut across my thigh " Could have been worse, it could have been your cock | |||
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"Ripped a toenail off while doing the dishes" Still having the cold sweats over this. My ex husband had his toenails removed (ingrowing) and decided to tell me all the details. Definitely grounds for divorce. | |||
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"Four weeks ago tomorrow I broke a bone in my left foot as I fell off my two step ladder, killing a spider of all things!! Completely lost my balance and still in pain x KARMA. MOAN THE SPIDERS!!!!"Maybe but I'll never stop killing the freaks!!!! x | |||
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"Tough as nails now" Jesus Christ. You're a liability! I cut my forehead on the kitchen worktop, standing up after feeding the cat. | |||
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"Showing off on trampoline doing a double twist summersault and hit foot of metal pole as I landed. Misjudged the landing space. Sliced thumb open cutting cardboard with Stanley for kids school project rather me than them. Crack head after opening the top cupboard, dropped spoon bent down to pick up and cupboard door made contact with head,bloody splitting migraine for days lol. Was running to answer door. Dressing gown hook got caught on door handle and landed flat on back, head hit side of skirting. Bloody stupid, tell kids not to run. Lol. Broken collar bone after oldest son 22 gave me a big hug and lifted me at same time and crack. Broke wrist in earlier years chasing a boy and fell down a hidden ditch, true story. Walked down stairs backwards and into a glass cabinet 14 stitches on arse, cant be seen as Now covered by tattoo. Broke hand slipping down a wet grassy path picking malberries, Broken toe kicking a football with bare feet. Should I go on many more . I'm not accident prone really. But touch as nails now and I'm the female half. "You should have been called Calamity Jane | |||
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"Stapled by thumbs a few times. Wierd pulling the staple out your bone with pliers." I have to get someone else to remove mine | |||
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"Dislocated my shoulder, wrist, fingers and ankle in my sleep all at different times got to point hubby is used 2 me waking up saying oh ouchie I've dislocated x y or z now ". Ditto, it's a real pain in the butt when you can't even go to bed without having an accident isn't it lol  | |||
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"Glued my finger to my lip putting false nails on. Had to drive to my mums one handed " That's brilliant!!! I tried false eyelashes once and discovered that I'm allergic to the glue. | |||
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"Glued my finger to my lip putting false nails on. Had to drive to my mums one handed " Ouch, everyone you passed must have thought you were shushing them too  | |||
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"Glued my finger to my lip putting false nails on. Had to drive to my mums one handed Ouch, everyone you passed must have thought you were shushing them too "Going into Tesco to get my mum milk was a laugh anol | |||
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"I once split my head open in Bosnia while staying in a travelers hostel getting up. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and walloped my head against the bed frame A couple of months later I was d*unk in Latvia and jumped over a puddle and skelped my head of the kerb and opened up the wound. Got back to my hotel and the woman at reception had to take me away and clean me up. Overnight I started bleeding again and having a beard at the time my face stuck to the sheets with dried up blood You’ve never felt pain until you’ve peeled a bed sheet of a beardy face that’s stuck to it with dried up blood!" Slept through a major nosebleed while staying in Interlaken in Switzerland. Woke up with pillow glued to face with dried blood. I feel the pain. | |||
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"I once split my head open in Bosnia while staying in a travelers hostel getting up. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and walloped my head against the bed frame A couple of months later I was d*unk in Latvia and jumped over a puddle and skelped my head of the kerb and opened up the wound. Got back to my hotel and the woman at reception had to take me away and clean me up. Overnight I started bleeding again and having a beard at the time my face stuck to the sheets with dried up blood You’ve never felt pain until you’ve peeled a bed sheet of a beardy face that’s stuck to it with dried up blood! Slept through a major nosebleed while staying in Interlaken in Switzerland. Woke up with pillow glued to face with dried blood. I feel the pain." Oh no
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"Punched myself in the mouth and burst my lip pulling bedclothes yup in a hotel that were tightly tucked under the mattress. Very awkward entrance into a meeting the following morning though. " Done this a few times myself xx | |||
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"I was grating cheese and caught the tip of my pinky and nail in the grater grating it off, healed ok but was quite sore and bled like f**k. Slipped and fell on diesel at petrol pump putting fuel in car, got home ok and sat down and got up and couldn't walk so a visit to A&E for x-rays as was a bad sprain, pain was excruciating, slept on sofa for 5 nights as couldn't get upstairs. Ran into someone at primary school and ended up with a black eye. Fell out bed rolled up in the duvet during the week and wondered where I was, have done this twice in past few months lol. Took dog a walk late one night and was walking back to house when the dog spied a cat, he ran and pulled me off my feet, got into house and went to docs 2 days later as daughter thought I had concussion, went to see doc and didn't have concussion but I had a very sore tender bit in my thumb so she wanted me to go get an x-ray, I said no my thumb is fine and said x-ray would be a waste of time as I could move and wiggle my thumb but she insisted, I went and come home with my thumb all strapped up as I had badly sprained it. I've had a lot of silly wee accidents and survived all of them lol. Xx " Mrs f sounds like old age lol xxx | |||
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"I was grating cheese and caught the tip of my pinky and nail in the grater grating it off, healed ok but was quite sore and bled like f**k. Slipped and fell on diesel at petrol pump putting fuel in car, got home ok and sat down and got up and couldn't walk so a visit to A&E for x-rays as was a bad sprain, pain was excruciating, slept on sofa for 5 nights as couldn't get upstairs. Ran into someone at primary school and ended up with a black eye. Fell out bed rolled up in the duvet during the week and wondered where I was, have done this twice in past few months lol. Took dog a walk late one night and was walking back to house when the dog spied a cat, he ran and pulled me off my feet, got into house and went to docs 2 days later as daughter thought I had concussion, went to see doc and didn't have concussion but I had a very sore tender bit in my thumb so she wanted me to go get an x-ray, I said no my thumb is fine and said x-ray would be a waste of time as I could move and wiggle my thumb but she insisted, I went and come home with my thumb all strapped up as I had badly sprained it. I've had a lot of silly wee accidents and survived all of them lol. Xx Mrs f sounds like old age lol xxx" Oh it defo wasn't old age as I've always done stupid things and now I know what old age feels like lol xx | |||
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Half sliced off my thumb when I slipped on icy steps and grabbed on to metal rail that was obviously a bit too sharp to grab on to x | |||
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"Whiplash from a migraine... Suffering...at loo... Stood up...fainted..cracked head on side of bath on way down Was out cold for about 10 min Whiplash for weeks" Bloody hell | |||
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"Whiplash from a migraine... Suffering...at loo... Stood up...fainted..cracked head on side of bath on way down Was out cold for about 10 min Whiplash for weeks Bloody hell "Another time...was going out for dinner... We were picking up another couple on the way .. Stopped to get them... I got out the cr to get some fresh air as was feeling queasy. Bent over to be sick... Fainted again and face planted Now have a small section of hair missing from my hair line... I have to keep n eye on myself when I'm sick... tend to faint | |||
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