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By *awaiianguy OP   Man
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

My neighbour has stuck a big sign on his door - No Junkmail (with an angry face)

What are some equally futile instructions or requests?

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By *urplequeenWoman
over a year ago

Fife


"My neighbour has stuck a big sign on his door - No Junkmail (with an angry face)

What are some equally futile instructions or requests?"

No cock pics please...

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Have you read the terms and conditions?

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk who demand you read their profile

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Put popcorn in the title so I know you have read my 30,000 word profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please read the profile before sending a dick pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DISCRETION.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double yellow lines

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By *awaiianguy OP   Man
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

yup, these are all defo aspirational

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Don't cum yet!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Married or Attached .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random friend requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random friend requests "
how do you get random friend requests with a hidden profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chez Doggy ?

"PUT IT IN THE FUCKING BLUE BIN!"

That's Mr at me btw....thought he was going to hyperventilate when he found a cactus in it a while back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just one drink

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By *awaiianguy OP   Man
over a year ago

East Ayrshire


""Don't cum yet!" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random friend requests how do you get random friend requests with a hidden profile lol "
that's why it's hidden lol. It's not always hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random friend requests how do you get random friend requests with a hidden profile lol that's why it's hidden lol. It's not always hidden "

You can still message and invite as a friend and add to hot list if it's hidden. Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random friend requests how do you get random friend requests with a hidden profile lol that's why it's hidden lol. It's not always hidden

You can still message and invite as a friend and add to hot list if it's hidden. Just saying "
. Your on shaky ground you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random friend requests how do you get random friend requests with a hidden profile lol that's why it's hidden lol. It's not always hidden

You can still message and invite as a friend and add to hot list if it's hidden. Just saying . Your on shaky ground you lol "

What you gonna do? Block me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random friend requests how do you get random friend requests with a hidden profile lol that's why it's hidden lol. It's not always hidden

You can still message and invite as a friend and add to hot list if it's hidden. Just saying . Your on shaky ground you lol

What you gonna do? Block me. "
would I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who ask for the truth... Jack Nicholson was right, folk can rarely handle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promise you won't cum in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No time wasters. Like a time waster would take any notice. They probably haven't even read the profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random friend requests how do you get random friend requests with a hidden profile lol that's why it's hidden lol. It's not always hidden

You can still message and invite as a friend and add to hot list if it's hidden. Just saying . Your on shaky ground you lol

What you gonna do? Block me. would I "

Aye..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social meets first only, and that's plural!!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"No time wasters. Like a time waster would take any notice. They probably haven't even read the profile! "

Or no crazies or nutters need get in touch - problem is they don’t know they are crazy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Random friend requests how do you get random friend requests with a hidden profile lol that's why it's hidden lol. It's not always hidden

You can still message and invite as a friend and add to hot list if it's hidden. Just saying . Your on shaky ground you lol

What you gonna do? Block me. would I

Aye.. "
you know me so well it's scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Single' girls that are actually couples.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Put the lavvy pan seat down

..what's the point

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

"don't touch that it's hot......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the lavvy pan seat down

..what's the point "

Too cold on my arse when I sit down without the seat!

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Speed limits.

Except 30s, and 40s. I do try to stick to them, especially through villages.

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By *awk3y3Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Give way signs in America seem like they are optional...

Other pointless signs include 'Sign not in use' sign... Or the badly spray painted 'Mind the gap' message on platforms... Your more likely to fall in the gap while reading that sign!

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

On the face not my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sogn on my gate saying, " please leave vlear access required at any time" yet the wanky fecking neighbours insist on parking big feck of van or cars half way across the gate.. pissing me right of.. been here 30years and only recently in the last 2 has this shit started happening.

I will take a pot shot at them sooner or later.... ggrrrrr

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Put the lavvy pan seat down

..what's the point

Too cold on my arse when I sit down without the seat!"

Your arse is hot Mrs...telt ye that afore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WET PAINT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KEEP CALM

LETS FUCK !!

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By *unlovingx2Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Bag for life.....more a useless statement in practice.

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