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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just received a message asking if I’ve ‘ever try sum juicy irish cock before or would u like to’ and my first thought was, I wonder what makes an irish one different to any other ones

Looking forward to some funny replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would stick with Scottish if I were you ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it like the difference between a mcds and a burger king?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it like the difference between a mcds and a burger king?"

Could very well be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wonder if a willie knows it’s nationality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irish sausages can be shorter, fatter and seasoned differently... Cant comment on the boaby though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Forget the irish try your Welsh cousins...

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is it like the difference between a mcds and a burger king?"

What, if it's a quarter pounder or a whopper!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Top of the cum cannon is your morning greeting

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"Is it like the difference between a mcds and a burger king?

What, if it's a quarter pounder or a whopper! "

If it's a quarter pounder it's a mcdonald

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"Is it like the difference between a mcds and a burger king?

What, if it's a quarter pounder or a whopper!

If it's a quarter pounder it's a mcdonald"

But isn't that how you can tell which a clan a Scots man belongs to by what is under his kilt..

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Its Green.

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Just received a message asking if I’ve ‘ever try sum juicy irish cock before or would u like to’ and my first thought was, I wonder what makes an irish one different to any other ones

Looking forward to some funny replies "

Like a Guinness they're stout, and have a tight white creamy head.

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

Might,like guiness have a shamrock on the head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to pass mine off as big n juicy . I just have to settle for the Irish part lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Maybe it does the Riverdance once inside. That may feel good. Or maybe it tastes like Baileys irish cream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Brilliant replies Love the banter x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its Green."

Eeek, best swerve that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its Green."
but like the Murphy's.. hes not bitter

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Just received a message asking if I’ve ‘ever try sum juicy irish cock before or would u like to’ and my first thought was, I wonder what makes an irish one different to any other ones

Looking forward to some funny replies "

They tend to be rather soft in the middle but EU can demand a hard border.

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

submissive land

Irish are good for the craic lol

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By *macunninglinguistMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Irish are good for the craic lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its Green."

Rolf but also

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Its Green.

Eeek, best swerve that one "

Colour is only skin deep....colourist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its Green.

Eeek, best swerve that one

Colour is only skin deep....colourist "

Bugger! You’ve seen my true colours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably just best to try one r two and compare and put your mind at ease lol

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Forget the irish try your Welsh cousins..."

Leeks though

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By *ivemeagosoMan
over a year ago

Tallaght/Naas

Well look no further

I’m in Edinburgh the start of November

And will kindly let you taste my delicious IRISH one

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By *eviantgent79Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Depends if you are talking common old irish Richmond or if you are lucky and get some organic,free range rare breed pork

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

ayr

To be sure to be sure....top of the morning... everyone has a bit of Irish in them...

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By *apitolbarCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Why do the Scots wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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By *apitolbarCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Three Irishmen and Three Scots are on a train

Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an Irishman.

"Watch and you'll see," answers a Scot.

They all board the train. The Irishmen take their respective seats but all three Scots cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the bathroom door and says,"Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Irishmen see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Irishmen decide to copy the Scots on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money,and all that). When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Scots don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed Irishman. Watch and you'll see," answers a Scot.

When they board the train the three Irishmen cram into a bathroom and the three Scots cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterwards, one of the Scots leaves his bathroom and walks over to the bathroom where the Irishmen are hiding.

He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure there is much difference in an Irish one and a Scottish one,

But one thing I will say if any of you lovely Scottish ladies would like to find out for medical science only of course here I am at your service

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By *arlosF2019Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Just received a message asking if I’ve ‘ever try sum juicy irish cock before or would u like to’ and my first thought was, I wonder what makes an irish one different to any other ones

Looking forward to some funny replies "

Irish boaby comes without the crack(craic) thats why hes asking

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By *oudBeSurprisedMan
over a year ago

Fife


"Just received a message asking if I’ve ‘ever try sum juicy irish cock before or would u like to’ and my first thought was, I wonder what makes an irish one different to any other ones

Looking forward to some funny replies "

I've always thought "Irish recipe" sausages just taste the same as regular sausages. Maybe it's the same for cock. Tastes the same but comes in green wrapper. Having never tasted cock, that's the only insight I can offer.

Let me know how it works out.

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over a year ago

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By *ist-erMan
over a year ago

Glasgow City Centre

A boabby in Ireland is a Mickey.

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there


"To be sure to be sure....top of the morning... everyone has a bit of Irish in them..."

Aye, you know what I’ve said about my drinking and the Irish accent coming out!

Millie x

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there


"A boabby in Ireland is a Mickey.

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My mum (who’s Irish) was always worried about me going on nights out and getting slipped a ‘Mickey Finn’

(Spiked drink)

Millie

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