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By *eeking Pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

What lessons in life have you learn't the hard way?

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Your body cannot digest sweetcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust no one.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Life is precious

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By *eeking Pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

"Life is precious

Very true however, people think it's cheap when you see how society act's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is my truth, your truth and THE truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t try to dry a mattress with a hairdryer (it’s a long story involving alcohol, bodily fluids and flames)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expect the best from people but prepare for the worst from people.

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By *eeking Pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

"Trust no one."

I can certainly relate to that! Hard lesson truly learn't!

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By *eeking Pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

"There is my truth, your truth and THE truth

You can find it somewhere in that truth then!

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

If someone repeatedly does something they have to apologise for, they're not really sorry. The most sincere apology is changed behaviour.

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By *izzymayWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Always stick to your gutt instincts... Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life begins where your comfort zone ends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is my truth, your truth and THE truth

You can find it somewhere in that truth then!

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer

What about melon ballers

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By *ill dance for wineMan
over a year ago

balloch

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People won't always tell you how they feel but they will always show you.. It pays to be attentive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer

What about melon ballers

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melon ballers are well dodgy

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Just because someone smiles and laughs it does not mean they are happy on the inside

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Life is a finite process the biggest lesson I know is......we ain't all that lots could do with learning that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer

What about melon ballers

melon ballers are well dodgy

Ya say that... then ya might NEED my skills... I have a particular set (skills AND spoons)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust no one."

Ffs...you and my Mr were separated at birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should"

I apply this logic before putting things in my gub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should"
that's my fab motto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust no one.

Ffs...you and my Mr were separated at birth."
taught him everything I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer

What about melon ballers

melon ballers are well dodgy

Ya say that... then ya might NEED my skills... I have a particular set (skills AND spoons)

don't I know it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If helping someone else means hurting yourself it's never worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust no one.

Ffs...you and my Mr were separated at birth.taught him everything I know

Well...in that case....I owe you a few drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is Fundamentally shyte bar the odd little peak , too many troughs , just don’t let your self be pushed into them , they’ll happen naturally anyway , keep your circle small to prevent that happening. Fuck a few there

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By *eeking Pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should

I apply this logic before putting things in my gub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If helping someone else means hurting yourself it's never worth it."

I hate to disagree with you doggy but.... "never" worth it is maybe too definitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just because someone smiles and laughs it does not mean they are happy on the inside"

Totally agree Blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If helping someone else means hurting yourself it's never worth it.

I hate to disagree with you doggy but.... "never" worth it is maybe too definitive. "

I'd only break this rule for my kids....and possibly Mr if he put in a good performance the night before.

Other than that....nope. Tried the martyr thing...it's fucking shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If helping someone else means hurting yourself it's never worth it.

I hate to disagree with you doggy but.... "never" worth it is maybe too definitive.

I'd only break this rule for my kids....and possibly Mr if he put in a good performance the night before.

Other than that....nope. Tried the martyr thing...it's fucking shite."

So you'd say, "you're on your own mr" over one poor performance. Ffs.. You're a right tough boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If helping someone else means hurting yourself it's never worth it.

I hate to disagree with you doggy but.... "never" worth it is maybe too definitive.

I'd only break this rule for my kids....and possibly Mr if he put in a good performance the night before.

Other than that....nope. Tried the martyr thing...it's fucking shite.

So you'd say, "you're on your own mr" over one poor performance. Ffs.. You're a right tough boot

I'd make it the best of 3

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Don't fight it. Life is a rollercoaster. Just got to ride it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't fight it. Life is a rollercoaster. Just got to ride it"

Aye...very good Ronan

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Don't fight it. Life is a rollercoaster. Just got to ride it

Aye...very good Ronan

Thought a would have got at least 10 mins before getting caught lol.

Ffs people cheer up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't fight it. Life is a rollercoaster. Just got to ride it

Aye...very good Ronan

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ffs beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't fight it. Life is a rollercoaster. Just got to ride it

Aye...very good Ronan

ffs beat me to it!"

He says it best....when he says nothing at all

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Don't fight it. Life is a rollercoaster. Just got to ride it

Aye...very good Ronan

ffs beat me to it!

He says it best....when he says nothing at all

Brilliant 10/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't fight it. Life is a rollercoaster. Just got to ride it

Aye...very good Ronan

ffs beat me to it!

He says it best....when he says nothing at all

Duct tape or ball gag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't fight it. Life is a rollercoaster. Just got to ride it

Aye...very good Ronan

ffs beat me to it!

He says it best....when he says nothing at all

Duct tape or ball gag?

Arse cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't fight it. Life is a rollercoaster. Just got to ride it

Aye...very good Ronan

ffs beat me to it!

He says it best....when he says nothing at all

Duct tape or ball gag?

Arse cheeks

He must have a HUGE mouth

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"What lessons in life have you learn't the hard way?"

No matter how serious a topic begins, it will descend into nonsense.

Never forget where you came from or pretend it's all real, because some day it will be someone else's dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words is an anagram of swords, both cut. Be careful how you use them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only illegal if you get caught...

Denial is the best form of defence!!

It wasnt me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful of stealing chips, it could potentially be a parsnip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trust no one.

I can certainly relate to that! Hard lesson truly learn't!"

Likewise. It's a hard one to swallow sometimes but I have to be hardened to life's perils.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Seek happiness rather than wealth and your life will be richer

Also apparently Santa isn’t real (so rumour has it on the forums and we know how accurate they are!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's only illegal if you get caught...

Denial is the best form of defence!!

It wasnt me!"

The last one ... YES!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seek happiness rather than wealth and your life will be richer

Also apparently Santa isn’t real (so rumour has it on the forums and we know how accurate they are!)

Well... there was some debate over the spelling of Santa I believe

. In regard to happiness ...

There are two ways to be happy, to have what you want or to want what you have... I think it’s a bit like the grass looking greener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful who to trust, watch your back as no one else will. Don't take things for granted as life's too short. What happens in the past, defines our future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always have good manners and treat everybody as equal, give people respect and it’s up to them to keep it... if they loose it steal there shortbread

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Ain't nobody gonna make your life the way you want it but you.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Always put the mattress protector on even if Mrs tell you she’s coming for snuggles

And if you can’t give it 100% effort then dont do it!

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By *eeking Pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

"Trust no one.

I can certainly relate to that! Hard lesson truly learn't!

Likewise. It's a hard one to swallow sometimes but I have to be hardened to life's perils. "

It can have extreme financial implications also!

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By *eeking Pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

"Ain't nobody gonna make your life the way you want it but you. "

Wrong decisions ends in regrets though

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By *rixi DevineWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor."

'Loose lips sinks Ships'

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By *ongue FuckerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Life is short

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By *urplequeenWoman
over a year ago

Fife

Better an oops than a what if

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust a fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always be positive in how you think and feel. Never be greedy, nasty or selfish.

Be thankful for what you have.

Be yourself, be kind, thoughtful and true.

Never let others put you down, Karma is a bitch. Everyone has a heart treat people how you want to be treated.

Family first always.

And spelling is not a big issue, some people are dyslexic so correcting someone's spelling could actually hurt someone's feelings. And phones have a mind of their own doesn't mean you are uneducated. So be thoughtful keyboard warriors.

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Honesty is always best

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"What lessons in life have you learn't the hard way?

No matter how serious a topic begins, it will descend into nonsense.

Never forget where you came from or pretend it's all real, because some day it will be someone else's dream. "

We moving on from Ronan to Take That then?

Millie

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97.

Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.

But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked...

You're not as fat as you Imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.

The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind.

The kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy;

Sometimes you're ahead,

Sometimes You're behind.

The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults;

If you Succeed in doing this, tell me how.

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

You are only as happy as your unhappiest child is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust everyone just not the devil inside them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97.

Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.

But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked...

You're not as fat as you Imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.

The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind.

The kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy;

Sometimes you're ahead,

Sometimes You're behind.

The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults;

If you Succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Baz luhrmann words to live by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drink on an empty stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont kick the ball, before it comes to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure twice , cut once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything can change in the blink of an eye ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let a 9yr old paint your toenails.

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By *40ffCouple
over a year ago

Anstruther

Everything is just perception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s an Audi It’s an Arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its too good to be true.. It usually is..

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Glasvegas

"If it’s an Audi It’s an Arsehole. "

I happen to drive an Audi! But he's not wrong ye know

It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If its too good to be true.. It usually is.. "
totally agree. , can be fun finding out it isn’t though ....on the very very odd occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If its too good to be true.. It usually is.. totally agree. , can be fun finding out it isn’t though ....on the very very odd occasion

I know EXACTLY what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If its too good to be true.. It usually is.. totally agree. , can be fun finding out it isn’t though ....on the very very odd occasion

I know EXACTLY what you mean

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives. The trick is not to be around when they go off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 25yr old female hottie is almost always a 56yr old taxi driver called Shug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never make someone a priority when they treat you as an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never make someone a priority when they treat you as an option"
what if she’s married ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never make someone a priority when they treat you as an option what if she’s married ??

If you catch feelings ...run!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

If you wont stick your tongue in it dont stick your dick.

Works the same goes vaginas btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never make someone a priority when they treat you as an option what if she’s married ??

If you catch feelings ...run!"
wise words Missy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t just go through life, grow through life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never make someone a priority when they treat you as an option"

Love this one x

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Never make someone a priority when they treat you as an option"

I can only echo this, Sinderella. I’ve certainly found this out the hard way

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I’d also add that you should never go out your way to help someone as sure as fuck they’ll run a mile and drop you like hot tattie as soon as you turn to them for help

I’ve got the scars on my back to show for this

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