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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?

He’s talkin shite

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I smell shite!

Pretty sure he's actually on here with Mrs Claus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smell shite!

Pretty sure he's actually on here with Mrs Claus. "

It's a fake profile mate

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've got bad news for you about the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy too, sorry to say.

Pretty young age to become disillusioned about Santa Clause, but then kids are basically being forced to grow up quicker nowadays.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smell shite!

Pretty sure he's actually on here with Mrs Claus. "

Mrs Claus messaged ne from a secret singles profile. I declined to meet. Ffs. Does she think he doesn't know.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

His Twitter account has been hacked the cruel feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The really important thing is... who's been naughty and who's been nice... HE is checking... TWICE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The really important thing is... who's been naughty and who's been nice... HE is checking... TWICE

A bit like me with fab profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The really important thing is... who's been naughty and who's been nice... HE is checking... TWICE

A bit like me with fab profiles.

Always wise you might even find a wee cracker (see what I did there)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The really important thing is... who's been naughty and who's been nice... HE is checking... TWICE

A bit like me with fab profiles.

Always wise you might even find a wee cracker (see what I did there)

I did. Very good If people look twice at mine they find the Christmas pudding.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?

I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?

I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real

Was yoir present a snooker cue or was he just happy to sse you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The really important thing is... who's been naughty and who's been nice... HE is checking... TWICE

A bit like me with fab profiles.

Always wise you might even find a wee cracker (see what I did there)

I did. Very good If people look twice at mine they find the Christmas pudding.

Private gallery??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?

I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real

That was the old guy at Number 26.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?

I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real

That was the old guy at Number 26.

But he had a white beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?

I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real

That was the old guy at Number 26.

But he had a white beard

Did you get a selection box...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?

I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real

That was the old guy at Number 26.

But he had a white beard

Did you get a selection box...

Kit kat only had two fingers. Though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa is that real, that for years in our house he had a few to many wines each year and actually ate the carrots and and mince pie left out for him, making himself almost sick each year.....before finally figuring out he could actually just put them back or into the bin!!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I smell shite!

Pretty sure he's actually on here with Mrs Claus.

It's a fake profile mate

Doubt it! I sent my Santa list to them on here last year. Got everything I asked for after I inserted a Claus or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?

I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real

That was the old guy at Number 26.

But he had a white beard

Did you get a selection box...

Kit kat only had two fingers. Though.

I prefer a curly wurly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa is that real, that for years in our house he had a few to many wines each year and actually ate the carrots and and mince pie left out for him, making himself almost sick each year.....before finally figuring out he could actually just put them back or into the bin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smell shite!

Pretty sure he's actually on here with Mrs Claus.

It's a fake profile mate

Doubt it! I sent my Santa list to them on here last year. Got everything I asked for after I inserted a Claus or two. "

You must be Santas wee helper.

Elf with a Skelf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party."

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I smell shite!

Pretty sure he's actually on here with Mrs Claus.

It's a fake profile mate

Doubt it! I sent my Santa list to them on here last year. Got everything I asked for after I inserted a Claus or two.

You must be Santas wee helper.

Elf with a Skelf.

U insinuating I bobbed his sleigh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?"

No.. I was hoping you would

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

No.. I was hoping you would

Get back on the job and empty those sacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

No.. I was hoping you would

Get back on the job and empty those sacks.

Believe me that would be the result of bluebell jingling ny bells.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

No.. I was hoping you would

Get back on the job and empty those sacks.

Believe me tgst wkuld be tge result of bluebell jingling ny bells.

Difficult to endure when you only come once a year, I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

No.. I was hoping you would

Get back on the job and empty those sacks.

Believe me tgst wkuld be tge result of bluebell jingling ny bells.

Difficult to endure when you only come once a year, I guess. "

Put your money on a white Christmas this year...

Just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?"

Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..

Someone say Jungle?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..

It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..

It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's. "

A tartan loincloth!!! Nooo yer talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

It was hard! Your knee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..

It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.

A tartan loincloth!!! Nooo yer talking

Oops. Well plaid! *claps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

It was hard! Your knee!

That was the gear stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

It was hard! Your knee!

That was the gear stick.

wouldn't bloody surprise me w

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..

It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.

A tartan loincloth!!! Nooo yer talking

Oops. Well plaid! *claps*"

Hahahahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

I have a dept???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

It was hard! Your knee!

That was the gear stick.

wouldn't bloody surprise me w

Not surprise. Disappointed you perhaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

I have a dept???

"
ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

I have a dept???

ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start

Whoohooo - I'll give you discount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

I have a dept???

ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start

Whoohooo - I'll give you discount

what's up with ma drawers?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

I have a dept???

ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start

Whoohooo - I'll give you discount

what's up with ma drawers?!

You have drawers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..

It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's. "

Altogether now

A-weema-weh, A-weema-weh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..

It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.

Altogether now

A-weema-weh, A-weema-weh.... "

hahahahaha no sleeping though

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..

It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.

Altogether now

A-weema-weh, A-weema-weh.... "

Haw! This is a serious thread! You canny just come a long and start singing any old nonsense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..

It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.

Altogether now

A-weema-weh, A-weema-weh....

Haw! This is a serious thread! You canny just come a long and start singing any old nonsense! "

Gosh yer lovely when yer masterful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..

It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.

Altogether now

A-weema-weh, A-weema-weh....

Haw! This is a serious thread! You canny just come a long and start singing any old nonsense!

Gosh yer lovely when yer masterful

Definitely is!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

*beats chest*

Me Tartan! U's game?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*beats chest*

Me Tartan! U's game?"

Ooooo yes!! Jane is my middle name!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

I have a dept???

ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start

Whoohooo - I'll give you discount

what's up with ma drawers?!

You have drawers?

"
well not now... Since you blagged them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

I have a dept???

ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start

Whoohooo - I'll give you discount

what's up with ma drawers?!

You have drawers?

well not now... Since you blagged them

Yeah that's ma name blagger lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

I have a dept???

ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start

Whoohooo - I'll give you discount

what's up with ma drawers?!

You have drawers?

well not now... Since you blagged them

Yeah that's ma name blagger lololol

My name is vance.. We should team up.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I frigging love nonsense posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn’t your 4 year old that outed him

It’s.............Rebekah Vardy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

I have a dept???

ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start

Whoohooo - I'll give you discount

what's up with ma drawers?!

You have drawers?

well not now... Since you blagged them

Yeah that's ma name blagger lololol

we both know it's not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

I have a dept???

ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start

Whoohooo - I'll give you discount

what's up with ma drawers?!

You have drawers?

well not now... Since you blagged them

Yeah that's ma name blagger lololol

My name is vance.. We should team up.

Oooer teams... I play durty though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

I have a dept???

ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start

Whoohooo - I'll give you discount

what's up with ma drawers?!

You have drawers?

well not now... Since you blagged them

Yeah that's ma name blagger lololol

we both know it's not

Erm cough splutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I frigging love nonsense posts

Oooer new thread

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

Lucky Santa!

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Are you sure it was Santa, and not a typo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee

That was my knee

(Shhh it wasn't his knee either

)

It was pleased to see you though

the barman. That's your dept!

I have a dept???

ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start

Whoohooo - I'll give you discount

what's up with ma drawers?!

You have drawers?

well not now... Since you blagged them

Yeah that's ma name blagger lololol

we both know it's not

Erm cough splutter

It's my middle name.. (my "middles" name is (i wish i was) bigger)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.

Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh

But will you jungle your bells?

Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..

It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.

A tartan loincloth!!! Nooo yer talking

I am getting one made lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A-weema-weh, a-weena-weh, the quiet jungle....

I now can't get that song out my head!!! Omg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A-weema-weh, a-weena-weh, the quiet jungle....

I now can't get that song out my head!!! Omg!

*sings*

In the jungle with George and bungle, zippy's having fun. Geoffrey's having fun. Freddie's, swimming with naked women and jane has seen his bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa has decided to become a porn actor cause he is fed up with only emptying his sack once a year

Fnarr fnarr oooooooo matron

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