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By *oungGuy19 OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your post sounds like it’s about what you want ... fair enough we are all here for own pleasure but I think most females are here to find mutual pleasure not provide a “teaching service”... that’s not to say there’s not someone out there for you though but I’m certainly not here for that. Just my opinion though and hope you find what you seek OP

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By *oungGuy19 OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"Your post sounds like it’s about what you want ... fair enough we are all here for own pleasure but I think most females are here to find mutual pleasure not provide a “teaching service”... that’s not to say there’s not someone out there for you though but I’m certainly not here for that. Just my opinion though and hope you find what you seek OP "

Thanks, thats not to say that im not also looking for mutual attraction/connection to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your post sounds like it’s about what you want ... fair enough we are all here for own pleasure but I think most females are here to find mutual pleasure not provide a “teaching service”... that’s not to say there’s not someone out there for you though but I’m certainly not here for that. Just my opinion though and hope you find what you seek OP

Thanks, thats not to say that im not also looking for mutual attraction/connection to."

Yes and appreciate it’s difficult to get everything you want across but that was my take on the post, on the plus side... nice avatar

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By *oungGuy19 OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"Your post sounds like it’s about what you want ... fair enough we are all here for own pleasure but I think most females are here to find mutual pleasure not provide a “teaching service”... that’s not to say there’s not someone out there for you though but I’m certainly not here for that. Just my opinion though and hope you find what you seek OP

Thanks, thats not to say that im not also looking for mutual attraction/connection to.

Yes and appreciate it’s difficult to get everything you want across but that was my take on the post, on the plus side... nice avatar "

Avatar ? What do you mean ?

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By *aledonianDoranMan
over a year ago

fife


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ? "

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

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By *oungGuy19 OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it "

Normally I'd agree but theres plenty people out there and around me that get meets regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it "

Lolol you’re funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your post sounds like it’s about what you want ... fair enough we are all here for own pleasure but I think most females are here to find mutual pleasure not provide a “teaching service”... that’s not to say there’s not someone out there for you though but I’m certainly not here for that. Just my opinion though and hope you find what you seek OP

Thanks, thats not to say that im not also looking for mutual attraction/connection to.

Yes and appreciate it’s difficult to get everything you want across but that was my take on the post, on the plus side... nice avatar

Avatar ? What do you mean ?"

You’re nineteen and dinna know what an avatar is... oh wait, mebbe am auld and it’s called summat else noo. Your profile pic???? It’s very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fat, ugly, have terrible patter and shit in the sack. Ive had a few meets though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young guy meet Jack... look and learn lolol

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By *oungGuy19 OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"Your post sounds like it’s about what you want ... fair enough we are all here for own pleasure but I think most females are here to find mutual pleasure not provide a “teaching service”... that’s not to say there’s not someone out there for you though but I’m certainly not here for that. Just my opinion though and hope you find what you seek OP

Thanks, thats not to say that im not also looking for mutual attraction/connection to.

Yes and appreciate it’s difficult to get everything you want across but that was my take on the post, on the plus side... nice avatar

Avatar ? What do you mean ?

You’re nineteen and dinna know what an avatar is... oh wait, mebbe am auld and it’s called summat else noo. Your profile pic???? It’s very nice "

Haha yeah profile pic is the lingo these days, im also fat with shit patter and shit in the sack but ive never had a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your post sounds like it’s about what you want ... fair enough we are all here for own pleasure but I think most females are here to find mutual pleasure not provide a “teaching service”... that’s not to say there’s not someone out there for you though but I’m certainly not here for that. Just my opinion though and hope you find what you seek OP

Thanks, thats not to say that im not also looking for mutual attraction/connection to.

Yes and appreciate it’s difficult to get everything you want across but that was my take on the post, on the plus side... nice avatar

Avatar ? What do you mean ?

You’re nineteen and dinna know what an avatar is... oh wait, mebbe am auld and it’s called summat else noo. Your profile pic???? It’s very nice

Haha yeah profile pic is the lingo these days, im also fat with shit patter and shit in the sack but ive never had a meet "

Im also a d*unk.. I think it's pity meets.. But hey.. I ain't complaining

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By *oungGuy19 OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"Your post sounds like it’s about what you want ... fair enough we are all here for own pleasure but I think most females are here to find mutual pleasure not provide a “teaching service”... that’s not to say there’s not someone out there for you though but I’m certainly not here for that. Just my opinion though and hope you find what you seek OP

Thanks, thats not to say that im not also looking for mutual attraction/connection to.

Yes and appreciate it’s difficult to get everything you want across but that was my take on the post, on the plus side... nice avatar

Avatar ? What do you mean ?

You’re nineteen and dinna know what an avatar is... oh wait, mebbe am auld and it’s called summat else noo. Your profile pic???? It’s very nice

Haha yeah profile pic is the lingo these days, im also fat with shit patter and shit in the sack but ive never had a meet

Im also a d*unk.. I think it's pity meets.. But hey.. I ain't complaining "

Teach me your ways jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it "

But you blocked me babe!!

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By *oungGuy19 OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

But you blocked me babe!! "

Who would do such a thing jack ?

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By *aledonianDoranMan
over a year ago

fife


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

But you blocked me babe!! "

Because you're no up for it but for scientific research I've unblocked you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

But you blocked me babe!!

Who would do such a thing jack ? "

Don't ask me.. Im an arsehole.. Teach you my ways.. It's all dumb luck

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By *oungGuy19 OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

But you blocked me babe!!

Who would do such a thing jack ?

Don't ask me.. Im an arsehole.. Teach you my ways.. It's all dumb luck "

Dumb lucks better than no luck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

But you blocked me babe!!

Who would do such a thing jack ?

Don't ask me.. Im an arsehole.. Teach you my ways.. It's all dumb luck "

Sakes Jack... at least tell him to paint the fence or wax on wax off ... though that sounds wrong...

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By *oungGuy19 OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

But you blocked me babe!!

Who would do such a thing jack ?

Don't ask me.. Im an arsehole.. Teach you my ways.. It's all dumb luck

Sakes Jack... at least tell him to paint the fence or wax on wax off ... though that sounds wrong... "

Whatever works lol

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By *aledonianDoranMan
over a year ago

fife


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

Lolol you’re funny "

I'm no Billy Connelly but I have my moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

But you blocked me babe!!

Who would do such a thing jack ?

Don't ask me.. Im an arsehole.. Teach you my ways.. It's all dumb luck

Sakes Jack... at least tell him to paint the fence or wax on wax off ... though that sounds wrong...

Whatever works lol "

Aye ... indeeeeeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ? "

Here Mate ..

Do yourself a favour..

Go commando and take a hard on in a silver shell suit ..women go crazy..

Im having a ffffffffffM on Saturday ..if its too much for me ..ahll send one over to yours ..i cant help anymore than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

Lolol you’re funny

I'm no Billy Connelly but I have my moments "

Get yourself some big banana feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Here Mate ..

Do yourself a favour..

Go commando and take a hard on in a silver shell suit ..women go crazy..

Im having a ffffffffffM on Saturday ..if its too much for me ..ahll send one over to yours ..i cant help anymore than that

"

There’s an offer ya can’t refuse

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By *oungGuy19 OP   Man
over a year ago

Paisley


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Here Mate ..

Do yourself a favour..

Go commando and take a hard on in a silver shell suit ..women go crazy..

Im having a ffffffffffM on Saturday ..if its too much for me ..ahll send one over to yours ..i cant help anymore than that

There’s an offer ya can’t refuse "

Indeed i cannot haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

But you blocked me babe!!

Who would do such a thing jack ?

Don't ask me.. Im an arsehole.. Teach you my ways.. It's all dumb luck

Sakes Jack... at least tell him to paint the fence or wax on wax off ... though that sounds wrong... "

Paint their bedroom.. Clothes on.. Clothes off..

Works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

But you blocked me babe!!

Who would do such a thing jack ?

Don't ask me.. Im an arsehole.. Teach you my ways.. It's all dumb luck

Sakes Jack... at least tell him to paint the fence or wax on wax off ... though that sounds wrong...

Paint their bedroom.. Clothes on.. Clothes off..

Works for me "

The second one is good... the first... paint - the body with warm chocolate and kick off ... just a thought

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By *aledonianDoranMan
over a year ago

fife


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

Lolol you’re funny

I'm no Billy Connelly but I have my moments

Get yourself some big banana feet "

Is size 14 no big enough??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

Lolol you’re funny

I'm no Billy Connelly but I have my moments

Get yourself some big banana feet

Is size 14 no big enough?? "

Is that sky remote size guide yer using

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

Lolol you’re funny

I'm no Billy Connelly but I have my moments

Get yourself some big banana feet

Is size 14 no big enough??

Is that sky remote size guide yer using "

Mini lynx can is good enough.. 14cm

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By *aledonianDoranMan
over a year ago

fife


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

Lolol you’re funny

I'm no Billy Connelly but I have my moments

Get yourself some big banana feet

Is size 14 no big enough??

Is that sky remote size guide yer using "

I think that was my first WTF moment on here, why the fk is someone posting a pic of their cock beside a sky remote??? And yes I've had many many many more since then

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

Lolol you’re funny

I'm no Billy Connelly but I have my moments

Get yourself some big banana feet

Is size 14 no big enough??

Is that sky remote size guide yer using

I think that was my first WTF moment on here, why the fk is someone posting a pic of their cock beside a sky remote??? And yes I've had many many many more since then "

It's a turn-on for many on here. Especially TV's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

Lolol you’re funny

I'm no Billy Connelly but I have my moments

Get yourself some big banana feet

Is size 14 no big enough??

Is that sky remote size guide yer using

I think that was my first WTF moment on here, why the fk is someone posting a pic of their cock beside a sky remote??? And yes I've had many many many more since then

It's a turn-on for many on here. Especially TV's. "

Why Sky ? ..Whats wrong with using a BT Sport remote...

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By *izzymayWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm fat, ugly, have terrible patter and shit in the sack. Ive had a few meets though. "

All lies you sexy fucker,!!!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

Lolol you’re funny

I'm no Billy Connelly but I have my moments

Get yourself some big banana feet

Is size 14 no big enough??

Is that sky remote size guide yer using

I think that was my first WTF moment on here, why the fk is someone posting a pic of their cock beside a sky remote??? And yes I've had many many many more since then

It's a turn-on for many on here. Especially TV's.

Why Sky ? ..Whats wrong with using a BT Sport remote... "

The Sky's the limit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fat, ugly, have terrible patter and shit in the sack. Ive had a few meets though.

All lies you sexy fucker,!!! "

Not all lies. I have had a meet or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you need is a positive attitude. I'm in the same boat as you. If you get rejected meet it with respect and move on if you get ignored remember women in here get hundreds if not thousands of mail from guys

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By *aledonianDoranMan
over a year ago

fife


"Any help would be great, im struggling to actually get a reply and indeed even a conversation from woman in or around the area. Really just wanting to me someone on a regular basis to learn a thing or two in the sack. Ive been with woman before but looking to gain experience, so that its not just vanilla in the bedroom. Please tell me where I'm going wrong ?

Its not your fault, I'm really good looking, fit, funny, amazing in the sack and I can't get a meet or even a reply either, it's down to the people on the site, they're just no up for it

Lolol you’re funny

I'm no Billy Connelly but I have my moments

Get yourself some big banana feet

Is size 14 no big enough??

Is that sky remote size guide yer using

I think that was my first WTF moment on here, why the fk is someone posting a pic of their cock beside a sky remote??? And yes I've had many many many more since then

It's a turn-on for many on here. Especially TV's. "

I see what you did there

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By *izzymayWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *izzymayWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm fat, ugly, have terrible patter and shit in the sack. Ive had a few meets though.

All lies you sexy fucker,!!!

Not all lies. I have had a meet or two.

Apart from the meeting part

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patients young one!! Theres far from an equivalent female to male ratio so you just have to wait till the right person comes along. Theres some real genuine nice people on here so enjoy the forum and keep looking. It's the same for all us lads.

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